A full list of the brave men and women who serve this country on page 5

  The Lesian Press The News, The Truth, The Word Editor: Solomon Hastus Lead Reporter: Loita Gems Volume 11

  PEOPLE’S FRONT FINALLY THE PASSING OF THE CROWN DEFEATED

  His Royal Highness Xavier took the Crown of the Kingdom from his father a fortnight ago. Both Lord Kai, and King Xavier’s speeches were described as ‘moving’ and ‘inspiring’, coronated by Sir Paul Nestle, Head of the Churches Guild. The night was a rousing success, but by dawn The People’s Front army was on their door-step.

  Continued on Page 2

  VOYAVICH VAMPIRES VANQUISHED TWO NEW KNIGHTS FOR XAVIER Continued on Page 2

  Full interview and story on page 3

  THE KNIGHT’S OF LESIA CITIES CLOSE THEIR BORDERS

  A full list of the brave men and women who serve this Although full details are yet to be uncovered, the country on page 5 citizens of Lesia awoke to notices from various kingdoms through the land closing their borders to the

ARUMAT RETURNED

  Human race. Whilst this is being investigated all are Brave adventurers have saved the missing ex Head of encouraged to follow this declaration for their own

  Churches Guild. No confirmed reports on his current safety. condition apart from that he is stable. No comment

  More on Page 5 has been made by the Crown or the Guilds. FROM FATHER TO SON A MESSAGE FROM QUEEN VIOLA

  Lord Kai and Lady Cloud have done an incredible amount for this country and its people. Lord Kai; from

  To all that reside in Lesia, let it be known.

  hiding his identity many years ago, to establishing the

  During the events of our Coronation to become King and

  safe towns and cities we currently reside in. Lord Kai

  Queen of this good land, our Castle was laid siege to and

  brought loyalty and bravery to all around him, and

  many brave Adventurers and Knights of the Realm

  during the reign of Sharna fought and assisted in her

  assisted us in defeating the People's Front. In the midst of

  downfall. His years of missions have helped saved us,

  this, a discovery was made:

  this country owes both Lord Kai and Lady Cloud a

  Unbeknown to my husband, King Xavier, he was a father

  massive debt. Lady Cloud, despite her affliction, has

  earlier than intended although unfortunate circumstances

  had words of wisdom that will stay with adventurers

  kept him in the dark to this news. He and I wish to make it

  throughout their career. This couple has put years of

  known that she is to be adopted into the Royal family to

  effort and time into shaping the world we all live in. We

  live with us as our ward and to be an older sibling to our all wish them well in their peaceful retirement.

  King Xavier and his wife Queen Viola now have taken up two young children. the mantel and with their twins Athos and Athena, the

  It is with great pleasure that we introduce

  family are keen to add their mark on Lesia. After the

  to the good people of Lesia - Alison Willow.

  Crowning of King Xavier, the Grand Castle in Crestrom and our capital city was lain under siege by The Voyavich

  Her Royal Highness,

  Vampire Brothers, their undead army and poor

  Queen Viola converted citizens under the name The People’s Front.

  It is hereby decreed by the Crown that the surname

  Thankfully the guest list of Knights of the Realm,

  'Willow' be gifted to those children born without

  renowned adventurers and brave heroes banded

  family names throughout the realm of Lesia by

  together to fight back the forces of darkness. The Talon Guild had brought in additional shadow patrols for the Royal Appointment. event and bravely fought on the front line.

  LADY SOPHIA DEPUTY HEAD OF THE CHURCHES GUILD

  In a strange turn of events, King Xavier has knighted the first female in 9 years since Lord Kai knighted Lady Flame during his reign. This has not been met with as much support in court but the General Public have been delighted by the news. Lady Sophia has not been granted land or further title with her Knight-hood but she has formally set her heraldry colours to be gold and black. She spent the last year and a half squiring under Sir Paul Nestle, the current Head of the Churches Guild, whilst continuing her duties as Deputy Head of the Guild. "It is always great to welcome someone to the brotherhood of Knights. Sophia has worked hard for the people of Lesia and to keep everyone safe. It has been an honour to call her my Squire and it is more of an honour to see her raised to a full Knight." Sir Paul Nestle.

  A rare painting of Deacon whilst working

SIR DEACON CROWLEY,

  THE ENFORCER, THE MASTER OF DISGUISE, THE HUNTER OF FAUST, A FOUNDER OF THE ORDER OF THE CRESCENT MOON AND POISON MASTER.

  Sir Deacon has been knighted for his services to this country. King Xavier accoladed him with the sword passed on by his father Lord Kai. Sir Deacon has not received land with his title, but he is still held in high honour within the Knight ranks, as well as nobles and citizens alike. Sir Deacon has still not announced his heraldry; but his fans cannot wait to wear his colours. He has worked endlessly to gain recognition for the Talon beyond the persona of faceless assassins, the Guild members have started diplomatic talks between villages, towns, the Guilds and races. Since these activities have begun, and been recognised, he has become a minor celebrity. “It was an unforeseen honour and I truly humbled to have received it. This is a tool to continue my actions to protect the citizens in any way necessary.”

KNIGHTS RISE IN RANKS

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  Lord Salem of the Hunt, and Lord Soma of Tactical, both residents of Dragon’s Defence, have risen ranks in the Knighthood of the Crown. Sir Salem as a Knight Lieutenant has been charged with raising a garrison for the Dragon’s Defence Keep, which is currently under construction. Burning Dawn is the Order of Katanal being commissioned and recruited by Knight Paladin Soma, although he has not set a location for their citadel, with the new Church Guild Head-quarter’s still being under construction. A panic has begun spreading through Lesia since notices have quite literally sprung up in main cities, towns and village squares, in Guild Houses and roads leading to the Sylvanost and Anvil. Both the Talon and King’s Forrester’s have sent an emergency order to members and citizens that all hunting and travel through the area has been restricted during this time whilst investigations are taking place. This is the following notice: "Let it be known that henceforth the Kingdom of Sylvanost, closes its borders to all humans. This is to prevent the further destruction of the ancient and mythical forests and the creatures within, all humans found within the Kingdom will be subject to Elven law and trialled in our Courts. The Forest known to citizens as the King's Forest, which was a gift from the Wood Elves of Sylvanost to the Kingdom of man many years ago, is now considered once again to be within the borders of the Kingdom of Sylvanost. Unsustainable hunting and deforestation by your kind shows a lack of foresight and responsibility to care for this mighty gift. Any act against the Way-watchers that will interfere with their task of keeping the boarders, will be met with force and could be considered an act of war." Any information regarding this situation should be sent to your nearest Forrester’s Guild House.

  "On the behest of Elgar Lord of Anvil, The mighty Dwarven Clans of Lesia hereby announce that the Book of Grudges has been opened and the Human Kingdom has been added! Named as Oath Breakers, the humans have been convicted of trading with the heinous Duegar! This is in direct contradiction to the Alliance once forged between The Mighty Clans and the Human Kingdom of Lesia. To this end Humans are no longer allowed to enter the mountain city, and The Mighty Dwarven Clans will have no more dealings or trades with the oath beakers."

  A representation of the Summer, Winter and Wyld Court has been spotted leaving the Royal Castle after the negotiations to take over the abandoned city of Catelon and renaming it Eclipse. Although there are no confirmation of the rumours spreading through court, an inside source has this to say; “It seems that they have magically enhanced plans for a Yule Welcoming feast and re-doing the city itself.

  Some contracts and contacts are being drawn up for adding essential supplies and equipment to our kingdom with this new alliance. The Welcome Feast is said to have gifts given to each court and the mortal representation of amazing properties; and prime entertainment. Only a few select will be invited!”

  

Closing the Borders and a New City Ally

King’s Forest _{Now Eclipse}

THE MORTAL FEY COURT

OUR GUILD HEADS

  Knight Jarred Talque – the first Knight. He is both in Lance Tarrion charge of and granted the lands of Ragnerock. He has a

  New Head of the Mages Guild force of retired Rangers, Scouts, Romanies and Druids. Human, no set speciality of magic

  They are all tasked with learning from each other and Currently Advertising for a Deputy looking after the Griffins

  Sir Paul Nestle Knight Lieutenant Salem – He runs the Dragons Defence

  Head of the Churches Guild

  Garrison in Ruby Ridge. His Garrison will be built upon

  Human Lycan, served as a knight in '14 under Lord Kai's

  that settlement and recruitment beginning, once reign. completed it shall be Dragon’s Keep.

  Lady Sophia Knight Paladin Soma Cruz- Head of the Katnal Order of

  Deputy Head of the Churches Guild the Burning Dawn and a half-celestial, he owes a small

  Master Herbalist, Dismisser and Healer mill in Crestorm Field that in maintained by the Baker’s.

  Lady Rhoda O’Flharety Knight in Justice Paul Nestle – Head of the Churches Guild

  Head of the Merchants Guild

  ’15-Present, Human Lycan but a Katanal Crusader. Wise

  Human, Muldoons daughter and apprentice councillor and rock of the community.

  Currently Advertising for a Deputy Kasimir Knight-embassy Tok Toksson- Winter Fey Realm Ambassador

  Head of the Forrestors Guild

  Currently Advertising for a Deputy Knight Nicolai Tesla with Wardenclyffe Manor and grounds, he is a master blue mage and well-known

  Sir Deacon Crowley scholar and researcher.

  Head of the Talon Guild Master Poisoner

  Knight-embassy Daniel- Summer Fey Realm Ambassador, Barak of Portlet Protector of the Spriggan’s Grove.

  Deputy Head of the Talon Guild Knight Deacon Crowley- Deputy of the Talon Guild,

  Master at Arms known as the co-finder of the long-lost Citadel for the Order of the Crescent Moon with his sister Lady Charlotte

  Position Open! Angelius. The Merchants Guild is looking to recruit a deputy head Knight Sophia- Deputy of the Churches Guild with a to work as an assistant to Lady Rhoda.

  Manor House on the Southern Crestrom, owner and This role will offer excellent opportunities to the founder of Light’s Orphanage successful candidates such as:

• * attending important meeting with other guild heads

  Knight in Trade Zacharus Weaver- he’s currently staying and their own deputies at the Dragons Defence where he sells his wares to

• * gaining knowledge of trade and craftsmanship in and

  citizens and helps outfit the Guilds. around Lesia

• * complete training in alchemy and herbalism

  Lady Flame, High Red Mage and Mistress of Torture- * discount throughout the guild.

  She rules and governs the woodland elven stronghold of This role will also provide you to become the

  Sylvanost that's home to the houses of red and white representative of the Lesian people on ways which we (Dragon magic halls). can improve the Merchants Guild.

  Sir Turin, Earl of Stoat, Knight of the City of Orlaine, The prerequisites for applicants is to already be a member of the Merchants Guild and to have good freeman and Knight of Lesia. communication skills.

  Knight in Grace Malachim – a permeant resident in Applications may be submitted to Lady Rhoda Solace, the half-celestial is a high healer.

  O’Flharety of the Merchants Guild.

  Knight Elgar- Dwarf Leader in Anvil.

  Note from Editor Solomon- We recently put a pledge out asking for a Patron in these uncertain time, to help keep the Press afloat. Hedge has proclaimed him an avid lover and immediately signed to be our life-long Patron every issue will include Hedge’s Corner as and I quote “no-one puts Hedge in the corner (except himself)”.

  Silly-Tooth-Monster-Saurous, also called SMTS!!!, are giant kitty-cats with a pair of huge fangs jutting from their mouths. SMTS!!! preyed on just about anything that moved. They would patiently stalk a potential meal, striking whenever the creature let down its guard.

  It is a well-known fact that every living being spends at least half an hour in a single cell in the entirety of their life. Luckily for me I spent at least half an hour in the presence of Strings which when he breaks out his fiddle is the worst form of torture imaginable so not only have I done my time for the good of humanity I have also done my Community Service and hopefully got off with good behaviour!

  Over the Hedge – Life Facts

  SMTS!!! attacked by running at prey, leaping, and clawing and biting as it raked with its rear claws. I presume, because mostly I just ran the hell away from them!

  Combat

  SMTS!!! Were huge like bigger and longer then I can stretch my arms, they are probably fat as well like 6,000 pounds of fat.

  Physical description

  Hedge Historical Besteray

  Hedge’s Horoscopes Scoprio – Oct 23rd – Nov 21st

  Side effects include: Headaches, Nausia, Vomiting, Pregnancy (on either gender), Hair balls, Dog breath, Numbness from the neck down, Blindness (temporary), Blindness (permanent), Explody Heart, Tentacle Arms and Death

  I call it Hedge’s Hangover Inedible Invisy Potion or HHIIP for short. Take the over ripened egg of a Chaurus and just a finger and half cutting of Nirnroot. Add the usual 1000ml of water. Bring to a boil and bolt it immediately. Not only will this cure your hangover but it will also make you invisible for about five minutes.

  Today I will bring you one of my truly rare and exotic potions. I once brewed this as a cure for the worst hangover imaginable and blow me if the side effects weren’t also useful.

  Alca’Hedge – Random potion concoctions

  Dodads and Itches like to spit in cauldrons! Generally, curse your father’s eighth son from a black wooled sheep! Sometimes they even newter your eyes! If you want my future prediction… don’t bet on green.

  Hedge your bets – Future predictions

  This month is your month! Take the Taurus by the horns and stab it in its… proverbial! If you are thinking about a business venture then stop thinking and start acting. If you are thinking about asking that pretty girl… or guy out, then do it! Just watch out for Pisces that talk with Aquarius, there’s something fishy there!

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