Funny Baseball Quotes
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Funny Baseball Quotes
Word Count:
361
Summary:
A little humor can go a long way. Fascinating quotes about some of the games greats. They will
Keywords:
Aron Wallad, Cubs,Robin Williams,Woody Allen, Willie Mays
Article Body:
Here are some funny baseball quotes that made me laugh.
Funny Baseball Quotes A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
When they start the game, they don’t yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell
1981 When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
A baseball park is the one place where a man’s wife doesn’t mind his getting excited over some
There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah B
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat a
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. Harry Caray
Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Author Unknown
With the money I’m making, I should be playing two positions. Pete Rose, 1977
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren’t we all? Vin Scully
Cricket is baseball on valium. Robin Williams
Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they cal
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. Rich Donnell
Let no one accuse baseball of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball career, Steve Howe
I could never play in New York. The first time I came into a game there, I got into the bullpe
On his own scouting report: "Very deceptive. Slower than he looks. Joe Garagiola
A lot of things run through your head when you’re going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of
Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist. Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter
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Funny Baseball Quotes
Word Count:
361
Summary:
A little humor can go a long way. Fascinating quotes about some of the games greats. They will
Keywords:
Aron Wallad, Cubs,Robin Williams,Woody Allen, Willie Mays
Article Body:
Here are some funny baseball quotes that made me laugh.
Funny Baseball Quotes A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
When they start the game, they don’t yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell
1981 When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
A baseball park is the one place where a man’s wife doesn’t mind his getting excited over some
There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah B
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat a
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. Harry Caray
Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Author Unknown
With the money I’m making, I should be playing two positions. Pete Rose, 1977
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren’t we all? Vin Scully
Cricket is baseball on valium. Robin Williams
Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they cal
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. Rich Donnell
Let no one accuse baseball of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball career, Steve Howe
I could never play in New York. The first time I came into a game there, I got into the bullpe
On his own scouting report: "Very deceptive. Slower than he looks. Joe Garagiola
A lot of things run through your head when you’re going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of
Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist. Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter
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