Watching the NFL versus the MLB

Title:
Watching the NFL versus the MLB
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1359

Summary:
Watching the NFL on TV is a weekly ritual; baseball is on every night of the week, but watchin

Keywords:
humor, tickets, mlb, nfl, watching tv, jason oconnor, baseball, football, funny, sports, nba,

Article Body:
Imagine placing two flat screen plasma TV´s side by side in your living room smack dab in fron

One TV has an NFL game on and the other has a Major League Baseball game and they both start a

Besides this being many sports fans´ idea of hog heaven and even better than clicking back and
And that´s exactly what I did recently (not the snuggle-fest, but the two TV´s thing). Here´s

The football game started with a massive kick to the opposing team, and a line of 250-pound pl


Meanwhile, the MLB game started off a little less exciting. My heart rate and pulse began to s

In a matter of a three minute span two men had been injured, with one having his ankle relocat
Football is more of an immediate gratification, ADD-friendly game to watch.
I glanced back at the MLB game for a couple of minutes. Two strikeouts and four fly outs came

Football reveres mayhem. Watching football gets me angry and all charged up. Watching baseball

As 10,000 commercials played on the football TV, I had a few minutes to catch up on my MLB gam

Growing restless, I turned back to the NFL game just in time to see one man standing over a wr

In the very next play a running back was nailed in a bone-splitting tackle. Indeed, his bone d

Fascinated but horrified, I quickly turned to the baseball game and witnessed a wild pitch hit

To replace the bone-sticking-out-of-his-leg guy in the NFL game, a bulky player with flowing d
It was nearing the halftime and so many timeouts had been called that they seemed to have run

As I briefly scanned the crowd on the other TV, I saw lots of people in button down, short sle


The first half started to wind down in the NFL game, and I actively awaited gratuitous shots o

At halftime I got a chance to go to the bathroom and grab another cold beer and more snacks. T

My MLB game continued to plod along when I got back, inducing the unique ball-strike-out hypno

I then quickly caught the replay of the big baseball play I had just missed. Someone hit a gra

After a while, both games ended and I had experienced a full range of emotions. Both games are

Finally, no football vs. baseball article could be complete without mentioning one of the mast

ˆAnd finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:

In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on targe

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