Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team
Title:
Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team
Word Count:
577
Summary:
Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed a
Keywords:
humor,humour,joke,jokes,entertainment,funny,laugh,laughs,wit,fun
Article Body:
Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head
The story goes that there was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 y
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the
kid. In the hearing i
The kid replied," No, mummy beats me."
So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa?"
The kid replied, "No, papa beats me too."
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do. After
pondering
for so
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with
Any guesses?
Come on I know you can guess this.
Ok here is the decision: The judge decided that the kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Tea
And here are some one liners to pipe up your day:
Why do Indian babies cry and complain all the time?
They are practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.
What is an handcuffed Indian Cricketer called?
A cricketer you can trust.
What are the four words that will destroy any Indian batsman?
Did you bat today?
Why doesnt the crowd blink when Tendulkar goes out to bat?
There just is no time until he gets out again.
What is the difference between an Indian batsman and an Australian one?
100 runs.
What is the difference between batteries and Indian cricketers?
Batteries have a positive side.
How do you force Indian cricketers to run between wickets?
You place food on either end.
Yes, I know that some of these jokes are really putting the Indian team down but considering t
I cannot understand how such players such as Ganguly, Tendulkar, Dravid and the rest can let t
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Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team
Word Count:
577
Summary:
Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed a
Keywords:
humor,humour,joke,jokes,entertainment,funny,laugh,laughs,wit,fun
Article Body:
Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head
The story goes that there was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 y
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the
kid. In the hearing i
The kid replied," No, mummy beats me."
So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa?"
The kid replied, "No, papa beats me too."
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do. After
pondering
for so
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with
Any guesses?
Come on I know you can guess this.
Ok here is the decision: The judge decided that the kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Tea
And here are some one liners to pipe up your day:
Why do Indian babies cry and complain all the time?
They are practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.
What is an handcuffed Indian Cricketer called?
A cricketer you can trust.
What are the four words that will destroy any Indian batsman?
Did you bat today?
Why doesnt the crowd blink when Tendulkar goes out to bat?
There just is no time until he gets out again.
What is the difference between an Indian batsman and an Australian one?
100 runs.
What is the difference between batteries and Indian cricketers?
Batteries have a positive side.
How do you force Indian cricketers to run between wickets?
You place food on either end.
Yes, I know that some of these jokes are really putting the Indian team down but considering t
I cannot understand how such players such as Ganguly, Tendulkar, Dravid and the rest can let t
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Developed by SANFACE Software http://www.sanface.com/
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