Sam: Her mother said, This isnt my life... and I didnt want a baby with you. I
just needed a place to sleep. Annie: What if the babys sick? Bring her over here. Sam, babies need food every
two hours. Sam:
Sorry. Im sorry, Lucy in the sky. Annie: You know... critics and fools said that that song... had some mysterious
meaning, but John always said... it came from a picture his son Julian drew... of his friend Lucy OConnell.
Sam: So I made a good choice?
Annie: You made an excellent choice, Sam. Now, what time does this little diamond wake up?
Sam: What time does this little diamond wake up? She wakes up all the time.
Annie: Lets just assume she wakes up at 6:00. Keep your TV on Nickelodeon. I want you to feed her first... when Hogans Heroes comes on. And then
again. Wait until I Dream of Jeannie. And then, feed her when I Love Lucy comes on.
7. At the apartment
Sam: We have to be quiet. Ive seen nothing. I know nothing Such a nice man for
an officer. What are you doing? Im just getting Lucy asleep... and youre making noise and everything.
Rhodes: Oh, sorry. Were here for video night. Brad:
Eight years every Thursday video night, and you forgot? Sam:
Im sorry.
Brad: Its always every first Thursday of every month...
Sam: Video night at Sams house. And I forgot. Yeah, and I forgot.
Ifty: Beccas gone. Gone with the Wind. 1939, directed by Victor Fleming.
That was a very sad movie. Robert: Here we go. Everything changes now. Soon youll forget about Wednesday
night at IHOP... and then Friday night at karaoke... and I got hit by a car today.
Sam: You did?
Robert: It was probably that guy from the V.A. Brad:
Did you bring Kramer vs. Kramer? Robert: I see whats happening here. I see. So this is all my fault now.
Brad: Dont tell me you forgot again. I broke a date with a daydream to come
here. Robert: Its your mother.
Estelle: Hi, Robert. Hello, boys. Its me, Estelle. Brad:
Ma, I told you. Video nights over at 9:00. Its only 6:30. Estelle: Well, I guess Ill just wait downstairs. Sure there isnt anything. I can get
you? Brad:
No, Ma. You can wait downstairs. Thats fine. Estelle: OK. See you later, Rob.
Robert: Bye, Estelle. Ifty:
What a pretty baby. Hi, little baby. Sam:
Doesnt she look smart?
Ifty: She does. She looks smart. That baby looks so darn smart. Its amazing how
smart she is. Shes very smart. She really does. I think shes really beautiful. Of course she looks smart. Shes already reading the paper.
8. In restaurant
Sam: Double Macchiato, low fat, low foam. Thats a wonderful choice.
Customer: Oh, my God
Sam: An ice cube went down—
Customer: Thank you. Oh, my God.
Sam: Can I get another drink, please?
Customer: Iced cappuccino.
Sam: Thats a wonderful choice.
Customer: Thank you.
Sam: Yeah.
9. On the apartment hallway
Sam: Annie, I cant take her to work anymore... because shes too big now.
Lucy: Annie.
Sam: That was her first word.
Lucy: Annie.
Sam: See?
Annie: People worry youre not smart.
10. At the park
