publikasi e-humor
HUMOR
2003
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
Diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
http://www.ylsa.org
© 2003 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2003
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 517/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 19
Hal-Hal Terbesar Bagi Seorang Karyawan ...................................................................................... 19
e-humor 518/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 20
Perbedaan ............................................................................................................................................. 20
e-humor 519/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 21
Doni ........................................................................................................................................................ 21
e-humor 520/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 22
Kebiasaan Di Gereja ............................................................................................................................ 22
e-humor 521/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 23
Awasi Pintunya ..................................................................................................................................... 23
e-humor 522/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 24
Tiga Kali ................................................................................................................................................. 24
e-humor 523/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 25
Group Musik .......................................................................................................................................... 25
e-humor 524/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 26
Seperti Kakek........................................................................................................................................ 26
e-humor 525/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 27
Kecut ...................................................................................................................................................... 27
e-humor 526/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 28
Tidak Ada Yang Bisa ........................................................................................................................... 28
e-humor 527/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 29
Bersembunyi ......................................................................................................................................... 29
e-humor 528/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 30
Tukang Obat ......................................................................................................................................... 30
e-humor 529/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 31
Bongkar Rumah .................................................................................................................................... 31
e-humor 530/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 32
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HUMOR 2003
Sayang Anak ......................................................................................................................................... 32
e-humor 531/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 33
Keluar ..................................................................................................................................................... 33
e-humor 532/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 34
Pojok ...................................................................................................................................................... 34
e-humor 533/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 35
Gambar Bola Mata ............................................................................................................................... 35
e-humor 534/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 36
Paling Dekat .......................................................................................................................................... 36
e-humor 535/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 37
Lebih Cepat ........................................................................................................................................... 37
e-humor 536/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 38
Kok Kosong? ......................................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 537/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 39
Garam Dunia ......................................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 538/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 40
Kenal ...................................................................................................................................................... 40
e-humor 539/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 41
Bulan Atau Matahari ............................................................................................................................ 41
e-humor 540/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 42
Karburator.............................................................................................................................................. 42
e-humor 541/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 43
Hujan Lebat ........................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 542/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 44
Manfaat Wortel ..................................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 543/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 45
Roti ......................................................................................................................................................... 45
e-humor 544/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 46
Soal Ujian .............................................................................................................................................. 46
e-humor 545/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 47
Hebat ...................................................................................................................................................... 47
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 546/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 48
Tidak Punya .......................................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 547/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 49
Peminum................................................................................................................................................ 49
e-humor 548/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 50
Benci ...................................................................................................................................................... 50
e-humor 549/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 51
Penyerangan ......................................................................................................................................... 51
e-humor 550/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 52
Kucing .................................................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 551/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 53
Laba-Laba ............................................................................................................................................. 53
e-humor 552/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 54
Belalang ................................................................................................................................................. 54
e-humor 553/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 55
Sepatu .................................................................................................................................................... 55
e-humor 554/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 56
Matematika ............................................................................................................................................ 56
e-humor 555/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 57
Bangga Dong ........................................................................................................................................ 57
e-humor 556/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 58
Baju Pengantin Ibu ............................................................................................................................... 58
e-humor 557/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 59
Beli Sarung ............................................................................................................................................ 59
e-humor 558/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 60
Pelukis.................................................................................................................................................... 60
e-humor 559/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 61
Cicak ...................................................................................................................................................... 61
e-humor 560/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 62
Cipluk ..................................................................................................................................................... 62
e-humor 561/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 63
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HUMOR 2003
Harus Naik Gaji..................................................................................................................................... 63
e-humor 562/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 64
Posisi ...................................................................................................................................................... 64
e-humor 563/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 65
Asi ........................................................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 564/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 66
Berhenti Merokok ................................................................................................................................. 66
e-humor 565/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 67
Penitipan Tas ........................................................................................................................................ 67
e-humor 566/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 68
Preman Sakit Gigi ................................................................................................................................ 68
e-humor 567/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 69
Obrolan Tikus........................................................................................................................................ 69
e-humor 568/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 70
Kebobolan ............................................................................................................................................. 70
e-humor 569/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 71
Warna Mata ........................................................................................................................................... 71
e-humor 570/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 72
Pemadam Kebakaran .......................................................................................................................... 72
e-humor 571/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 73
Sukarela ................................................................................................................................................. 73
e-humor 572/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 74
Belajar Cepat ........................................................................................................................................ 74
e-humor 573/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 75
Senyuman ............................................................................................................................................. 75
e-humor 574/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 76
Tanpa Kacamata .................................................................................................................................. 76
e-humor 575/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 77
Di Rumah Peternak .............................................................................................................................. 77
e-humor 576/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 78
Argumentasi .......................................................................................................................................... 78
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 577/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 79
Sama Aja Lah ....................................................................................................................................... 79
e-humor 578/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 80
Aki Rusak............................................................................................................................................... 80
e-humor 579/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 81
Naik Becak ............................................................................................................................................ 81
e-humor 580/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 82
Hadiah Untuk Mama ............................................................................................................................ 82
e-humor 581/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 83
Ban Mobil ............................................................................................................................................... 83
e-humor 582/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 84
Laki-Laki Atau Perempuan ................................................................................................................. 84
e-humor 583/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 85
Pendeta Gugup..................................................................................................................................... 85
e-humor 584/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 86
Bersyukur Karena Bom ....................................................................................................................... 86
e-humor 585/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 87
Anak Yang Sempurna ......................................................................................................................... 87
e-humor 586/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 88
Jalan Satu-Satunya.............................................................................................................................. 88
e-humor 587/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 89
Iuran Sosial ........................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 588/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 90
Kepala Sekolah Baru ........................................................................................................................... 90
e-humor 589/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 91
Sepatu Boot........................................................................................................................................... 91
e-humor 590/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 92
Restoran Baru ....................................................................................................................................... 92
e-humor 591/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 93
Anak Kebanggaan ................................................................................................................................ 93
e-humor 592/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 94
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HUMOR 2003
Di Rumah Saja ...................................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 593/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 95
Saudara Perempuan............................................................................................................................ 95
e-humor 594/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 96
Poppy ..................................................................................................................................................... 96
e-humor 595/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 97
Keliru ...................................................................................................................................................... 97
e-humor 596/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 98
Tidak Ada Alasan ................................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 597/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 99
Tugas Pertama ..................................................................................................................................... 99
e-humor 598/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 100
Iklan Terselubung ............................................................................................................................... 100
e-humor 599/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 101
Pelajaran Moral .................................................................................................................................. 101
e-humor 600/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 102
Berhamburan ...................................................................................................................................... 102
e-humor 601/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 104
Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris .................................................................................................................. 104
e-humor 602/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 105
Berziarah ............................................................................................................................................. 105
e-humor 603/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 106
Lemah Lembut .................................................................................................................................... 106
e-humor 604/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 107
Calon Isteri .......................................................................................................................................... 107
e-humor 605/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 108
Kantor Pengacara .............................................................................................................................. 108
e-humor 606/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 109
Seminar................................................................................................................................................ 109
e-humor 607/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 110
Cerita Kucing ...................................................................................................................................... 110
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 608/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 111
Daftar Nama ........................................................................................................................................ 111
e-humor 609/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 112
Buronan ............................................................................................................................................... 112
e-humor 610/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 113
Siapakah Dia? .................................................................................................................................... 113
e-humor 611/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 114
Mr. Brown ............................................................................................................................................ 114
e-humor 612/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 115
Buang Juga ......................................................................................................................................... 115
e-humor 613/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 116
Banyak Amplop................................................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 614/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 117
Burung Merak ..................................................................................................................................... 117
e-humor 615/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 118
Jangan Bergerak! ............................................................................................................................... 118
e-humor 616/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 119
BMW VS VW ....................................................................................................................................... 119
e-humor 617/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 120
Nasehat Konyol .................................................................................................................................. 120
e-humor 618/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 121
Naik Oplet ............................................................................................................................................ 121
e-humor 619/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 122
Sepatu Berhak Tinggi ........................................................................................................................ 122
e-humor 620/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 123
Alasan Menikah .................................................................................................................................. 123
e-humor 621/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 124
Kerja Di Kantor Pos ........................................................................................................................... 124
e-humor 622/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 125
Salah Sangka...................................................................................................................................... 125
e-humor 623/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 126
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HUMOR 2003
Mie Goreng.......................................................................................................................................... 126
e-humor 624/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 127
Restoran Baru (Dari Edisi 590/Apr/2003) ....................................................................................... 127
e-humor 625/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 128
Sweet Seventeen (Dari Edisi 21 Sep/2000) ................................................................................... 128
e-humor 626/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 130
Bintang (Dari Edisi 391/Jul/2002) .................................................................................................... 130
e-humor 627/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 131
Otak Termahal (Dari Edisi 07 Mei/1998) ........................................................................................ 131
e-humor 628/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 132
Semangka (Dari Edisi 458/Okt/2002).............................................................................................. 132
e-humor 629/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 133
Beruang Kutub (Dari Edisi 16 Okt/2000) ........................................................................................ 133
e-humor 630/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 134
Mukjizat (Dari Edisi 10 Jan/1999) .................................................................................................... 134
e-humor 631/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 135
Tetangga Belakang (Dari Edisi 10 Feb/2000) ................................................................................ 135
e-humor 632/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 136
Cipluk (Dari edisi 560/Mar/2003) ..................................................................................................... 136
e-humor 633/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 137
Lagu Penyembahan......!?? (Dari Edisi 21 Sep/1997) .................................................................. 137
e-humor 634/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 138
Berhamburan (Dari Edisi 600/Apr/2003) ........................................................................................ 138
e-humor 635/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 140
Bersyukur Karena Bom ..................................................................................................................... 140
e-humor 636/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 141
Preman Sakit Gigi (Dari Edisi 566/Mar/2003) ................................................................................ 141
e-humor 637/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 142
Jam Tangan (Dari Edisi 196/Okt/2001) .......................................................................................... 142
e-humor 638/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 144
Cerita Kucing (Dari Edisi 607/Mei/2003) ........................................................................................ 144
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 639/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 145
Sepatu Boot (Dari Edisi 589/Apr/2003) ........................................................................................... 145
e-humor 640/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 146
Surat (Dari Edisi 22 Okt/2001) ......................................................................................................... 146
e-humor 641/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 147
Salah Masuk (Dari Edisi 26 Juni/1998) ........................................................................................... 147
e-humor 642/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 148
Ngebut Benjut! (Dari Edisi 07 Agt/1999) ......................................................................................... 148
e-humor 643/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 149
Kosong (Dari Edisi 30 Mar/1999)..................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 644/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 150
Agama/Ibadah (Dari Edisi 5 Okt/1997) ........................................................................................... 150
e-humor 645/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 151
Buku Tanpa Makna ............................................................................................................................ 151
e-humor 646/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 152
Anak Yang Kesepian ......................................................................................................................... 152
e-humor 647/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 153
Syarat Pasangan Hidup .................................................................................................................... 153
e-humor 648/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 154
Operasi Mata....................................................................................................................................... 154
e-humor 649/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 155
Dua Ratus Ribu .................................................................................................................................. 155
e-humor 650/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 156
Sudah Tua ........................................................................................................................................... 156
e-humor 651/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 157
Cegukan .............................................................................................................................................. 157
e-humor 652/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 158
Menurut Statistik ................................................................................................................................. 158
e-humor 653/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 159
Daging Tumbuh .................................................................................................................................. 159
e-humor 654/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 160
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HUMOR 2003
Di Dalam Kubangan ........................................................................................................................... 160
e-humor 655/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 161
Ikan Emas Saja................................................................................................................................... 161
e-humor 656/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 162
Tato ...................................................................................................................................................... 162
e-humor 657/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 163
Terharu ................................................................................................................................................ 163
e-humor 658/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 164
Pernikahan Perak ............................................................................................................................... 164
e-humor 659/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 165
Obrolan Pria ........................................................................................................................................ 165
e-humor 660/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 166
Tom Cruise .......................................................................................................................................... 166
e-humor 661/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 167
Nilai Johnny ......................................................................................................................................... 167
e-humor 662/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 168
Lempar Koin ........................................................................................................................................ 168
e-humor 663/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 169
Lissa ..................................................................................................................................................... 169
e-humor 664/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 170
Piano Dan Saxophone....................................................................................................................... 170
e-humor 665/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 171
Baptisan ............................................................................................................................................... 171
e-humor 666/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 172
Uang! Uang! Uang! ............................................................................................................................ 172
e-humor 667/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 173
Petunjuk Pemakaian .......................................................................................................................... 173
e-humor 668/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 174
Kursus Bahasa Inggris ...................................................................................................................... 174
e-humor 669/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 175
Prajurit Bryan ...................................................................................................................................... 175
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 670/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 176
Mencuci................................................................................................................................................ 176
e-humor 671/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 177
Mau Kemana?..................................................................................................................................... 177
e-humor 672/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 178
Lulusan Harvard ................................................................................................................................. 178
e-humor 673/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 179
Cinta Dan Pernikahan ....................................................................................................................... 179
e-humor 674/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 180
Terima Kasih Ala Indian .................................................................................................................... 180
e-humor 675/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 181
Dasi Dan Sepatu ................................................................................................................................ 181
e-humor 676/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 182
Pernikahan Dini .................................................................................................................................. 182
e-humor 677/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 183
Kata Iblis .............................................................................................................................................. 183
e-humor 678/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 184
Stocking ............................................................................................................................................... 184
e-humor 679/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 185
Masuk Surga ....................................................................................................................................... 185
e-humor 680/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 186
Erick Nugraha ..................................................................................................................................... 186
e-humor 681/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 188
Tanyakanlah........................................................................................................................................ 188
e-humor 682/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 189
Restoran Italia ..................................................................................................................................... 189
e-humor 683/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 190
Kebiasaan Buruk ................................................................................................................................ 190
e-humor 684/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 191
Joan ...................................................................................................................................................... 191
e-humor 685/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 192
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HUMOR 2003
Bertanggung Jawab ........................................................................................................................... 192
e-humor 686/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 193
Gantian ................................................................................................................................................ 193
e-humor 687/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 194
Pujian ................................................................................................................................................... 194
e-humor 688/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 195
Pakai Yang Mana ............................................................................................................................... 195
e-humor 689/September/2003 .................................................................................. 196
Tikus Liar ............................................................................................................................................. 196
e-humor 690/September/2003 .................................................................................. 197
Sarapan ............................................................................................................................................... 197
e-humor 691/September/2003 .................................................................................. 198
Pasangan ............................................................................................................................................ 198
e-humor 692/September/2003 .................................................................................. 199
Bertemu Plato ..................................................................................................................................... 199
e-humor 693/September/2003 .................................................................................. 200
Olahraga Hewan................................................................................................................................. 200
e-humor 694/September/2003 .................................................................................. 201
Tiada Yang Mustahil .......................................................................................................................... 201
e-humor 695/September/2003 .................................................................................. 202
Satria .................................................................................................................................................... 202
e-humor 696/September/2003 .................................................................................. 203
Surprise Dari Paijo ............................................................................................................................. 203
e-humor 697/September/2003 .................................................................................. 204
Mobil Baru Bang Seto ........................................................................................................................ 204
e-humor 698/September/2003 .................................................................................. 205
Pilihan .................................................................................................................................................. 205
e-humor 699/September/2003 .................................................................................. 206
Senyum Manis ......................
2003
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
Diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
http://www.ylsa.org
© 2003 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2003
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 517/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 19
Hal-Hal Terbesar Bagi Seorang Karyawan ...................................................................................... 19
e-humor 518/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 20
Perbedaan ............................................................................................................................................. 20
e-humor 519/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 21
Doni ........................................................................................................................................................ 21
e-humor 520/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 22
Kebiasaan Di Gereja ............................................................................................................................ 22
e-humor 521/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 23
Awasi Pintunya ..................................................................................................................................... 23
e-humor 522/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 24
Tiga Kali ................................................................................................................................................. 24
e-humor 523/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 25
Group Musik .......................................................................................................................................... 25
e-humor 524/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 26
Seperti Kakek........................................................................................................................................ 26
e-humor 525/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 27
Kecut ...................................................................................................................................................... 27
e-humor 526/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 28
Tidak Ada Yang Bisa ........................................................................................................................... 28
e-humor 527/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 29
Bersembunyi ......................................................................................................................................... 29
e-humor 528/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 30
Tukang Obat ......................................................................................................................................... 30
e-humor 529/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 31
Bongkar Rumah .................................................................................................................................... 31
e-humor 530/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 32
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HUMOR 2003
Sayang Anak ......................................................................................................................................... 32
e-humor 531/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 33
Keluar ..................................................................................................................................................... 33
e-humor 532/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 34
Pojok ...................................................................................................................................................... 34
e-humor 533/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 35
Gambar Bola Mata ............................................................................................................................... 35
e-humor 534/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 36
Paling Dekat .......................................................................................................................................... 36
e-humor 535/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 37
Lebih Cepat ........................................................................................................................................... 37
e-humor 536/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 38
Kok Kosong? ......................................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 537/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 39
Garam Dunia ......................................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 538/Januari/2003 ......................................................................................... 40
Kenal ...................................................................................................................................................... 40
e-humor 539/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 41
Bulan Atau Matahari ............................................................................................................................ 41
e-humor 540/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 42
Karburator.............................................................................................................................................. 42
e-humor 541/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 43
Hujan Lebat ........................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 542/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 44
Manfaat Wortel ..................................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 543/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 45
Roti ......................................................................................................................................................... 45
e-humor 544/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 46
Soal Ujian .............................................................................................................................................. 46
e-humor 545/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 47
Hebat ...................................................................................................................................................... 47
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 546/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 48
Tidak Punya .......................................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 547/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 49
Peminum................................................................................................................................................ 49
e-humor 548/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 50
Benci ...................................................................................................................................................... 50
e-humor 549/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 51
Penyerangan ......................................................................................................................................... 51
e-humor 550/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 52
Kucing .................................................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 551/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 53
Laba-Laba ............................................................................................................................................. 53
e-humor 552/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 54
Belalang ................................................................................................................................................. 54
e-humor 553/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 55
Sepatu .................................................................................................................................................... 55
e-humor 554/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 56
Matematika ............................................................................................................................................ 56
e-humor 555/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 57
Bangga Dong ........................................................................................................................................ 57
e-humor 556/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 58
Baju Pengantin Ibu ............................................................................................................................... 58
e-humor 557/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 59
Beli Sarung ............................................................................................................................................ 59
e-humor 558/Februari/2003 ........................................................................................ 60
Pelukis.................................................................................................................................................... 60
e-humor 559/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 61
Cicak ...................................................................................................................................................... 61
e-humor 560/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 62
Cipluk ..................................................................................................................................................... 62
e-humor 561/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 63
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HUMOR 2003
Harus Naik Gaji..................................................................................................................................... 63
e-humor 562/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 64
Posisi ...................................................................................................................................................... 64
e-humor 563/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 65
Asi ........................................................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 564/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 66
Berhenti Merokok ................................................................................................................................. 66
e-humor 565/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 67
Penitipan Tas ........................................................................................................................................ 67
e-humor 566/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 68
Preman Sakit Gigi ................................................................................................................................ 68
e-humor 567/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 69
Obrolan Tikus........................................................................................................................................ 69
e-humor 568/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 70
Kebobolan ............................................................................................................................................. 70
e-humor 569/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 71
Warna Mata ........................................................................................................................................... 71
e-humor 570/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 72
Pemadam Kebakaran .......................................................................................................................... 72
e-humor 571/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 73
Sukarela ................................................................................................................................................. 73
e-humor 572/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 74
Belajar Cepat ........................................................................................................................................ 74
e-humor 573/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 75
Senyuman ............................................................................................................................................. 75
e-humor 574/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 76
Tanpa Kacamata .................................................................................................................................. 76
e-humor 575/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 77
Di Rumah Peternak .............................................................................................................................. 77
e-humor 576/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 78
Argumentasi .......................................................................................................................................... 78
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 577/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 79
Sama Aja Lah ....................................................................................................................................... 79
e-humor 578/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 80
Aki Rusak............................................................................................................................................... 80
e-humor 579/Maret/2003 ............................................................................................ 81
Naik Becak ............................................................................................................................................ 81
e-humor 580/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 82
Hadiah Untuk Mama ............................................................................................................................ 82
e-humor 581/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 83
Ban Mobil ............................................................................................................................................... 83
e-humor 582/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 84
Laki-Laki Atau Perempuan ................................................................................................................. 84
e-humor 583/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 85
Pendeta Gugup..................................................................................................................................... 85
e-humor 584/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 86
Bersyukur Karena Bom ....................................................................................................................... 86
e-humor 585/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 87
Anak Yang Sempurna ......................................................................................................................... 87
e-humor 586/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 88
Jalan Satu-Satunya.............................................................................................................................. 88
e-humor 587/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 89
Iuran Sosial ........................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 588/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 90
Kepala Sekolah Baru ........................................................................................................................... 90
e-humor 589/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 91
Sepatu Boot........................................................................................................................................... 91
e-humor 590/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 92
Restoran Baru ....................................................................................................................................... 92
e-humor 591/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 93
Anak Kebanggaan ................................................................................................................................ 93
e-humor 592/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 94
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HUMOR 2003
Di Rumah Saja ...................................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 593/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 95
Saudara Perempuan............................................................................................................................ 95
e-humor 594/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 96
Poppy ..................................................................................................................................................... 96
e-humor 595/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 97
Keliru ...................................................................................................................................................... 97
e-humor 596/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 98
Tidak Ada Alasan ................................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 597/April/2003 .............................................................................................. 99
Tugas Pertama ..................................................................................................................................... 99
e-humor 598/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 100
Iklan Terselubung ............................................................................................................................... 100
e-humor 599/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 101
Pelajaran Moral .................................................................................................................................. 101
e-humor 600/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 102
Berhamburan ...................................................................................................................................... 102
e-humor 601/April/2003 ............................................................................................ 104
Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris .................................................................................................................. 104
e-humor 602/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 105
Berziarah ............................................................................................................................................. 105
e-humor 603/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 106
Lemah Lembut .................................................................................................................................... 106
e-humor 604/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 107
Calon Isteri .......................................................................................................................................... 107
e-humor 605/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 108
Kantor Pengacara .............................................................................................................................. 108
e-humor 606/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 109
Seminar................................................................................................................................................ 109
e-humor 607/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 110
Cerita Kucing ...................................................................................................................................... 110
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 608/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 111
Daftar Nama ........................................................................................................................................ 111
e-humor 609/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 112
Buronan ............................................................................................................................................... 112
e-humor 610/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 113
Siapakah Dia? .................................................................................................................................... 113
e-humor 611/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 114
Mr. Brown ............................................................................................................................................ 114
e-humor 612/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 115
Buang Juga ......................................................................................................................................... 115
e-humor 613/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 116
Banyak Amplop................................................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 614/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 117
Burung Merak ..................................................................................................................................... 117
e-humor 615/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 118
Jangan Bergerak! ............................................................................................................................... 118
e-humor 616/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 119
BMW VS VW ....................................................................................................................................... 119
e-humor 617/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 120
Nasehat Konyol .................................................................................................................................. 120
e-humor 618/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 121
Naik Oplet ............................................................................................................................................ 121
e-humor 619/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 122
Sepatu Berhak Tinggi ........................................................................................................................ 122
e-humor 620/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 123
Alasan Menikah .................................................................................................................................. 123
e-humor 621/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 124
Kerja Di Kantor Pos ........................................................................................................................... 124
e-humor 622/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 125
Salah Sangka...................................................................................................................................... 125
e-humor 623/Mei/2003 ............................................................................................. 126
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HUMOR 2003
Mie Goreng.......................................................................................................................................... 126
e-humor 624/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 127
Restoran Baru (Dari Edisi 590/Apr/2003) ....................................................................................... 127
e-humor 625/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 128
Sweet Seventeen (Dari Edisi 21 Sep/2000) ................................................................................... 128
e-humor 626/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 130
Bintang (Dari Edisi 391/Jul/2002) .................................................................................................... 130
e-humor 627/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 131
Otak Termahal (Dari Edisi 07 Mei/1998) ........................................................................................ 131
e-humor 628/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 132
Semangka (Dari Edisi 458/Okt/2002).............................................................................................. 132
e-humor 629/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 133
Beruang Kutub (Dari Edisi 16 Okt/2000) ........................................................................................ 133
e-humor 630/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 134
Mukjizat (Dari Edisi 10 Jan/1999) .................................................................................................... 134
e-humor 631/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 135
Tetangga Belakang (Dari Edisi 10 Feb/2000) ................................................................................ 135
e-humor 632/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 136
Cipluk (Dari edisi 560/Mar/2003) ..................................................................................................... 136
e-humor 633/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 137
Lagu Penyembahan......!?? (Dari Edisi 21 Sep/1997) .................................................................. 137
e-humor 634/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 138
Berhamburan (Dari Edisi 600/Apr/2003) ........................................................................................ 138
e-humor 635/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 140
Bersyukur Karena Bom ..................................................................................................................... 140
e-humor 636/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 141
Preman Sakit Gigi (Dari Edisi 566/Mar/2003) ................................................................................ 141
e-humor 637/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 142
Jam Tangan (Dari Edisi 196/Okt/2001) .......................................................................................... 142
e-humor 638/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 144
Cerita Kucing (Dari Edisi 607/Mei/2003) ........................................................................................ 144
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 639/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 145
Sepatu Boot (Dari Edisi 589/Apr/2003) ........................................................................................... 145
e-humor 640/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 146
Surat (Dari Edisi 22 Okt/2001) ......................................................................................................... 146
e-humor 641/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 147
Salah Masuk (Dari Edisi 26 Juni/1998) ........................................................................................... 147
e-humor 642/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 148
Ngebut Benjut! (Dari Edisi 07 Agt/1999) ......................................................................................... 148
e-humor 643/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 149
Kosong (Dari Edisi 30 Mar/1999)..................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 644/Juni/2003 ............................................................................................ 150
Agama/Ibadah (Dari Edisi 5 Okt/1997) ........................................................................................... 150
e-humor 645/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 151
Buku Tanpa Makna ............................................................................................................................ 151
e-humor 646/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 152
Anak Yang Kesepian ......................................................................................................................... 152
e-humor 647/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 153
Syarat Pasangan Hidup .................................................................................................................... 153
e-humor 648/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 154
Operasi Mata....................................................................................................................................... 154
e-humor 649/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 155
Dua Ratus Ribu .................................................................................................................................. 155
e-humor 650/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 156
Sudah Tua ........................................................................................................................................... 156
e-humor 651/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 157
Cegukan .............................................................................................................................................. 157
e-humor 652/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 158
Menurut Statistik ................................................................................................................................. 158
e-humor 653/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 159
Daging Tumbuh .................................................................................................................................. 159
e-humor 654/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 160
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HUMOR 2003
Di Dalam Kubangan ........................................................................................................................... 160
e-humor 655/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 161
Ikan Emas Saja................................................................................................................................... 161
e-humor 656/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 162
Tato ...................................................................................................................................................... 162
e-humor 657/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 163
Terharu ................................................................................................................................................ 163
e-humor 658/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 164
Pernikahan Perak ............................................................................................................................... 164
e-humor 659/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 165
Obrolan Pria ........................................................................................................................................ 165
e-humor 660/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 166
Tom Cruise .......................................................................................................................................... 166
e-humor 661/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 167
Nilai Johnny ......................................................................................................................................... 167
e-humor 662/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 168
Lempar Koin ........................................................................................................................................ 168
e-humor 663/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 169
Lissa ..................................................................................................................................................... 169
e-humor 664/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 170
Piano Dan Saxophone....................................................................................................................... 170
e-humor 665/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 171
Baptisan ............................................................................................................................................... 171
e-humor 666/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 172
Uang! Uang! Uang! ............................................................................................................................ 172
e-humor 667/Juli/2003 ............................................................................................. 173
Petunjuk Pemakaian .......................................................................................................................... 173
e-humor 668/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 174
Kursus Bahasa Inggris ...................................................................................................................... 174
e-humor 669/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 175
Prajurit Bryan ...................................................................................................................................... 175
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HUMOR 2003
e-humor 670/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 176
Mencuci................................................................................................................................................ 176
e-humor 671/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 177
Mau Kemana?..................................................................................................................................... 177
e-humor 672/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 178
Lulusan Harvard ................................................................................................................................. 178
e-humor 673/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 179
Cinta Dan Pernikahan ....................................................................................................................... 179
e-humor 674/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 180
Terima Kasih Ala Indian .................................................................................................................... 180
e-humor 675/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 181
Dasi Dan Sepatu ................................................................................................................................ 181
e-humor 676/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 182
Pernikahan Dini .................................................................................................................................. 182
e-humor 677/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 183
Kata Iblis .............................................................................................................................................. 183
e-humor 678/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 184
Stocking ............................................................................................................................................... 184
e-humor 679/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 185
Masuk Surga ....................................................................................................................................... 185
e-humor 680/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 186
Erick Nugraha ..................................................................................................................................... 186
e-humor 681/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 188
Tanyakanlah........................................................................................................................................ 188
e-humor 682/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 189
Restoran Italia ..................................................................................................................................... 189
e-humor 683/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 190
Kebiasaan Buruk ................................................................................................................................ 190
e-humor 684/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 191
Joan ...................................................................................................................................................... 191
e-humor 685/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 192
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HUMOR 2003
Bertanggung Jawab ........................................................................................................................... 192
e-humor 686/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 193
Gantian ................................................................................................................................................ 193
e-humor 687/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 194
Pujian ................................................................................................................................................... 194
e-humor 688/Agustus/2003 ...................................................................................... 195
Pakai Yang Mana ............................................................................................................................... 195
e-humor 689/September/2003 .................................................................................. 196
Tikus Liar ............................................................................................................................................. 196
e-humor 690/September/2003 .................................................................................. 197
Sarapan ............................................................................................................................................... 197
e-humor 691/September/2003 .................................................................................. 198
Pasangan ............................................................................................................................................ 198
e-humor 692/September/2003 .................................................................................. 199
Bertemu Plato ..................................................................................................................................... 199
e-humor 693/September/2003 .................................................................................. 200
Olahraga Hewan................................................................................................................................. 200
e-humor 694/September/2003 .................................................................................. 201
Tiada Yang Mustahil .......................................................................................................................... 201
e-humor 695/September/2003 .................................................................................. 202
Satria .................................................................................................................................................... 202
e-humor 696/September/2003 .................................................................................. 203
Surprise Dari Paijo ............................................................................................................................. 203
e-humor 697/September/2003 .................................................................................. 204
Mobil Baru Bang Seto ........................................................................................................................ 204
e-humor 698/September/2003 .................................................................................. 205
Pilihan .................................................................................................................................................. 205
e-humor 699/September/2003 .................................................................................. 206
Senyum Manis ......................