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HUMOR

2006

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HUMOR 2006

Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1079/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 13

Gado-Gado............................................................................................................................................ 13

e-humor 1080/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 14
Akibat Pelanggaran.............................................................................................................................. 14

e-humor 1081/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 15
Mas Sumireng ....................................................................................................................................... 15

e-humor 1082/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 16
Sayang Istri ........................................................................................................................................... 16

e-humor 1083/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 17
Berbicara Dengan Tuhan .................................................................................................................... 17

e-humor 1084/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 19
Cendolnya Gak Ada ............................................................................................................................. 19

e-humor 1085/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 20
Di Surga ................................................................................................................................................. 20

e-humor 1086/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 21
Acara Malam ......................................................................................................................................... 21

e-humor 1087/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 22
Kepandaian ........................................................................................................................................... 22

e-humor 1088/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 23
Hadiah Ulang Tahun ............................................................................................................................ 23

e-humor 1089/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 24
Berdoa Dulu .......................................................................................................................................... 24

e-humor 1090/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 25
Doa Sebelum Tidur .............................................................................................................................. 25

e-humor 1091/Januari/2006 ....................................................................................... 26
Siulan Sadrah ....................................................................................................................................... 26

e-humor 1092/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 27
1 + 2 = 15 ............................................................................................................................................... 27

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e-humor 1093/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 28
Fotografer .............................................................................................................................................. 28

e-humor 1094/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 29
Mak Epih Dan Mak Ipeh ...................................................................................................................... 29

e-humor 1095/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 30
Remote .................................................................................................................................................. 30

e-humor 1096/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 31
Doa Makan ............................................................................................................................................ 31

e-humor 1097/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 32
Pekerjaan .............................................................................................................................................. 32

e-humor 1098/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 33
Keajaiban ............................................................................................................................................... 33

e-humor 1099/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 34
Ganti Pakaian ....................................................................................................................................... 34

e-humor 1100/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 35
Yoi!.......................................................................................................................................................... 35

e-humor 1101/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 36
Tambal ................................................................................................................................................... 36

e-humor 1102/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 37
Kesalahan Doni .................................................................................................................................... 37

e-humor 1103/Pebruari/2006 ...................................................................................... 38
Tidak Keberatan ................................................................................................................................... 38

e-humor 1104/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 39
Untung Slamet Subegja ...................................................................................................................... 39

e-humor 1105/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 41

Tidak Tahu Apa-Apa ............................................................................................................................ 41

e-humor 1106/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 42
Guru Yang Perhatian ........................................................................................................................... 42

e-humor 1107/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 43
Tarif Khotbah......................................................................................................................................... 43

e-humor 1108/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 44
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Warta Gereja ......................................................................................................................................... 44

e-humor 1109/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 45
Sang Pengintai ..................................................................................................................................... 45

e-humor 1110/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 46
Mengapa?.............................................................................................................................................. 46

e-humor 1111/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 47
Terang Dan Gelap ................................................................................................................................ 47

e-humor 1112/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 48
Pelajaran Pertama ............................................................................................................................... 48

e-humor 1113/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 49
Belum Selesai ....................................................................................................................................... 49

e-humor 1114/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 50
Benar Dan Salah .................................................................................................................................. 50

e-humor 1115/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 51
Kawin Silang Tanaman ....................................................................................................................... 51

e-humor 1116/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 52
Gali Sumur ............................................................................................................................................ 52

e-humor 1117/Maret/2006 .......................................................................................... 54
Malem Minggu ...................................................................................................................................... 54

e-humor 1118/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 56
Sandwich ............................................................................................................................................... 56

e-humor 1119/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 57
Memang ................................................................................................................................................. 57

e-humor 1120/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 58
Pramuka Sejati ..................................................................................................................................... 58

e-humor 1121/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 59
Seperti Tetangga .................................................................................................................................. 59

e-humor 1122/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 60
Pergi Duluan ......................................................................................................................................... 60

e-humor 1123/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 61
Tujuh Turunan....................................................................................................................................... 61
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e-humor 1124/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 62
Penjual Obat ......................................................................................................................................... 62

e-humor 1125/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 63
Buah Besar............................................................................................................................................ 63

e-humor 1126/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 64
Kartu ....................................................................................................................................................... 64

e-humor 1127/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 65
Anak Bertanya ...................................................................................................................................... 65

e-humor 1128/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 66
Terima Kasih ......................................................................................................................................... 66

e-humor 1129/April/2006 ............................................................................................ 67
Masuk TK............................................................................................................................................... 67

e-humor 1130/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 68

Regu Tembak Pembawa Jiwa............................................................................................................ 68

e-humor 1131/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 69
Tambal Ban Dalam .............................................................................................................................. 69

e-humor 1132/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 70
Tuhan Tidak Berfirman ........................................................................................................................ 70

e-humor 1133/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 71
Pria Dan Wanita ................................................................................................................................... 71

e-humor 1134/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 72
Tidak Bisa Tidur.................................................................................................................................... 72

e-humor 1135/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 73
Lebih Penting ........................................................................................................................................ 73

e-humor 1136/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 74
Dipaksa Jatuh Cinta ............................................................................................................................. 74

e-humor 1137/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 75
Janji Joni ................................................................................................................................................ 75

e-humor 1138/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 76
Pekerjaan Baru ..................................................................................................................................... 76

e-humor 1139/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 77
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Mengikuti Dosen ................................................................................................................................... 77

e-humor 1140/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 78
Ibu Mamat.............................................................................................................................................. 78

e-humor 1141/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 79
Anak Ajaib ............................................................................................................................................. 79

e-humor 1142/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 80
Bersaing ................................................................................................................................................. 80

e-humor 1143/Mei/2006 ............................................................................................. 81
Takut Tuhan Yesus .............................................................................................................................. 81

e-humor 1144/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 82
Menyiram Tanaman ............................................................................................................................. 82

e-humor 1145/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 83
Keju ........................................................................................................................................................ 83

e-humor 1146/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 84
Tempat Paling Aman ........................................................................................................................... 84

e-humor 1147/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 85
Foto Kenangan ..................................................................................................................................... 85

e-humor 1148/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 86
Tidak Boleh Minta Bantuan................................................................................................................. 86

e-humor 1149/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 87
Beli Obat ................................................................................................................................................ 87

e-humor 1150/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 88
Sudah Jadi Presiden ............................................................................................................................ 88

e-humor 1151/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 89
Di Dasar Laut ........................................................................................................................................ 89

e-humor 1152/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 90
Bantuan.................................................................................................................................................. 90

e-humor 1153/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 91
Peneliti ................................................................................................................................................... 91

e-humor 1154/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 92
Menumpuk Bara Api ............................................................................................................................ 92
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e-humor 1155/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 93
Paling Berbahagia ................................................................................................................................ 93

e-humor 1156/Juni/2006 ............................................................................................ 94
Kurang Besar ........................................................................................................................................ 94

e-humor 1157/Juli/2006.............................................................................................. 95
Lagu Pembunuhan ............................................................................................................................... 95

e-humor 1158/Juli/2006.............................................................................................. 96
Laper Banget......................................................................................................................................... 96

e-humor 1159/Juli/2006.............................................................................................. 97
Bahtera Nuh I ........................................................................................................................................ 97

e-humor 1160/Juli/2006.............................................................................................. 98
Nyak Dan Babe..................................................................................................................................... 98

e-humor 1161/Juli/2006.............................................................................................. 99
Bahtera Nuh Iii ...................................................................................................................................... 99

e-humor 1162/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 100
Miliknya Tuhan.................................................................................................................................... 100

e-humor 1163/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 101
Apa Yang Kau Kerjakan Di Gereja? ................................................................................................ 101

e-humor 1164/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 102
Doa Calon Pendeta ............................................................................................................................ 102

e-humor 1165/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 103
Istri Gr .................................................................................................................................................. 103

e-humor 1166/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 104
Penakut ................................................................................................................................................ 104

e-humor 1167/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 105
Butuh Olah Raga ................................................................................................................................ 105

e-humor 1168/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 106
Percuma .............................................................................................................................................. 106

e-humor 1169/Juli/2006............................................................................................ 107
Penyebab Kebakaran ........................................................................................................................ 107

e-humor 1170/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 108
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Balas Dendam .................................................................................................................................... 108

e-humor 1171/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 109
Makan Apa? ........................................................................................................................................ 109

e-humor 1172/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 110
Yang Lebih Sadis ............................................................................................................................... 110

e-humor 1173/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 111
Pengganti Hadiah ............................................................................................................................... 111

e-humor 1174/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 112
Tidak Mungkin Keduanya ................................................................................................................. 112

e-humor 1175/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 113
Tiga Kali Empat .................................................................................................................................. 113

e-humor 1176/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 114
Keluarkan Saja ................................................................................................................................... 114

e-humor 1177/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 115
Lagu Aneh ........................................................................................................................................... 115

e-humor 1178/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 116
Memotong Ayam ................................................................................................................................ 116

e-humor 1179/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 117
Menghalalkan Dosa ........................................................................................................................... 117

e-humor 1180/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 118
Tiga Bulan Lagi ................................................................................................................................... 118

e-humor 1181/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 119
Tes Darah ............................................................................................................................................ 119

e-humor 1182/Agustus/2006 .................................................................................... 120
Pegangan Erat .................................................................................................................................... 120

e-humor 1183/September/2006 ................................................................................ 121
Obat Tidur? ......................................................................................................................................... 121

e-humor 1184/September/2006 ................................................................................ 122
Bantuan Untuk Nenek ....................................................................................................................... 122

e-humor 1185/September/2006 ................................................................................ 123
Gantung Diri ........................................................................................................................................ 123
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e-humor 1186/September/2006 ................................................................................ 124
911 ........................................................................................................................................................ 124

e-humor 1187/September/2006 ................................................................................ 125
AC ......................................................................................................................................................... 125

e-humor 1188/September/2006 ................................................................................ 126
Bukan Keajaiban ................................................................................................................................ 126

e-humor 1189/September/2006 ................................................................................ 127
Musuh .................................................................................................................................................. 127

e-humor 1190/September/2006 ................................................................................ 128
Oreo...................................................................................................................................................... 128

e-humor 1191/September/2006 ................................................................................ 129
Operasi ................................................................................................................................................ 129

e-humor 1192/September/2006 ................................................................................ 130
1 Kata ................................................................................................................................................... 130

e-humor 1193/September/2006 ................................................................................ 131
Magnet ................................................................................................................................................. 131

e-humor 1194/September/2006 ................................................................................ 132
Pesawat Kertas................................................................................................................................... 132

e-humor 1195/September/2006 ................................................................................ 133
Ala Salomo .......................................................................................................................................... 133

e-humor 1196/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 134
Harimau Yang Aneh........................................................................................................................... 134

e-humor 1197/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 135
Tua Mana? .......................................................................................................................................... 135

e-humor 1198/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 136
Bapak Pergi ......................................................................................................................................... 136

e-humor 1199/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 137
Oma Meri Marah................................................................................................................................. 137

e-humor 1200/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 138
Suami Ninik ......................................................................................................................................... 138

e-humor 1201/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 139
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Kursi Goyang ...................................................................................................................................... 139

e-humor 1202/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 140
Di Dalam Lift........................................................................................................................................ 140

e-humor 1203/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 141
Abu ....................................................................................................................................................... 141

e-humor 1204/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 142
Pemaksaan ......................................................................................................................................... 142

e-humor 1205/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 143
Kereta Api ............................................................................................................................................ 143

e-humor 1206/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 144
Permen Sekolah Minggu ................................................................................................................... 144

e-humor 1207/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 145
Dalam Bahtera .................................................................................................................................... 145

e-humor 1208/Oktober/2006 .................................................................................... 146
Komputer Oh Komputer .................................................................................................................... 146

e-humor 1209/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 147
Tetangga Miskin ................................................................................................................................. 147

e-humor 1210/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 148
Di Depan Kelas ................................................................................................................................... 148

e-humor 1211/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 150
Teman Ayah ........................................................................................................................................ 150

e-humor 1212/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 151
Berjingkat-Jingkat............................................................................................................................... 151

e-humor 1213/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 152
Keterangan Kerja ............................................................................................................................... 152

e-humor 1214/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 153
Amplop ................................................................................................................................................. 153

e-humor 1215/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 154
Membuka ............................................................................................................................................. 154

e-humor 1216/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 155
Pasien Kecil ........................................................................................................................................ 155
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e-humor 1217/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 156
Selama 20 Tahun ............................................................................................................................... 156

e-humor 1218/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 157
Melamar ............................................................................................................................................... 157

e-humor 1219/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 158
Tidak Punya Kamar Tidur ................................................................................................................. 158

e-humor 1220/Nopember/2006 ................................................................................. 159
Mas Kawin ........................................................................................................................................... 159

e-humor 1221/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 160
Sisa Ikan .............................................................................................................................................. 160

e-humor 1222/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 161
Bebas Pulsa ........................................................................................................................................ 161

e-humor 1223/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 162
Kulit Kacang ........................................................................................................................................ 162

e-humor 1224/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 163
Laki-Laki Atau Perempuan? ............................................................................................................. 163

e-humor 1225/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 164
Cah Kangkung .................................................................................................................................... 164

e-humor 1226/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 165
Air Mancur ........................................................................................................................................... 165

e-humor 1227/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 166
"Ini Sim Saya!" .................................................................................................................................... 166

e-humor 1228/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 167
Panjang Atau Tinggi? ........................................................................................................................ 167

e-humor 1229/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 168
Balas .................................................................................................................................................... 168

e-humor 1230/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 169
Toss ...................................................................................................................................................... 169

e-humor 1231/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 170
e-humor 1232/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 171
Hak Wanita .......................................................................................................................................... 171
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e-humor 1233/Desember/2006 ................................................................................. 172
Hadiah Natal untuk Ibu ...................................................................................................................... 172

Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 173

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e-humor 1079/Januari/2006
Dear all,
Wahh tahun baru nii yeee ... :) Semangat baru? Pasti donkk ... seperti pemuda yang
mau maju "perang" ini :)

Gado-Gado
Seorang pemuda yang akan berangkat ke ladang misi berpamitan pada Pendetanya,
"Pak, minta doa. Besok saya akan pergi ke ladang misi."
"Pergilah, Nak. Hati-hatilah di negeri orang. Kau harus pandai bergaul, supaya banyak
memenangkan jiwa," nasihat pak pendeta.
"Bagaimana resepnya, Pak?" tanya sang pemuda.
"Ya, jika kau bertemu dengan tukang tahu, bicaralah soal tahu. Jika bertemu dengan
tukang lontong, bicaralah soal lontong, dan jika bertemu dengan tukang sayur, bicaralah
soal sayur."
"Bagaimana, jika bertemu dengan ketiganya, Pak?"
"Ya, bicara saja soal gado-gado, Nak...."
< http://www.sabda.org/sabdaweb/?p=Markus+16:15 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari Ary Syalom,

“

Lalu Ia berkata kepada mereka: Pergilah ke seluruh dunia, beritakanlah Injil
kepada segala makhluk."
—Markus 16:15—

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e-humor 1080/Januari/2006
Akibat pelanggaran memang bisa banyak hal, termasuk yang aneh-aneh kaya ini ....

Akibat Pelanggaran
Kisah ini terjadi ketika mudik lebaran yang lalu. Waktu itu saya sedang menyetir dalam
perjalanan pulang kembali dari Solo ke Bandung. Sampai ketika melewati kota
Jombang (kenapa bisa sampai lewat situ yah?)
Tiba-tiba seorang polisi menyemprit mobil saya yang memang agak ngebut. Untunglah,
pak polisi yang ramah itu sedang berbaik hati dan hanya memberi peringatan lisan dan
tidak menilang saya. Untuk membalas kebaikannya itu, sambil mengucap terima kasih,
sayapun memberinya hadiah satu toples kue coklat bikinan ibu saya. Perjalanan
dilanjutkan kembali. Kali ini mobil saya pacu pelan-pelan saja.
Hanya berselang beberapa kilo dari situ, tiba-tiba seorang polisi lain menyemprit mobil
saya kembali.
"Selamat sore, Pak" katanya sambil memberi tanda hormat. Sambil menurunkan kaca
jendela, kali ini saya segera bertanya "Selamat sore, salah saya apa Pak?"
"Oh, Bapak tidak salah apa-apa" kata polisi itu sambil tersenyum. "Cuma saya dengar,
Bapak sedang membagi-bagi kue coklat gratis ya?"
< http://www.sabda.org/sabdaweb/?p=Ayub+35:6 >
Sumber: Redaksi e-Humor

“

Jikalau engkau berbuat dosa, apa yang akan kaulakukan terhadap Dia? Kalau
pelanggaranmu banyak, apa yang kaubuat terhadap Dia?"
—Ayub 35:6—

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e-humor 1081/Januari/2006
Halooo,
Hari ini kita perang-perangan .... :))

Mas Sumireng
Pada zaman perang Diponegoro dulu, alkisah jenderal De Kock yang memimpin tentara
kompeni mendengar kabar bahwa pasukan Pangeran Diponegoro sedang dalam
perjalanan menyerbu benteng Belanda di Batavia. Oleh karenanya, ia pun menyuruh
Mas Sumireng, seorang penduduk pribumi yang bekerja pada Belanda dan terkenal
dengan kemampuannya mencari jejak, untuk memperkirakan sampai di mana pasukan
Diponegoro berada.
Dengan perlahan, Mas Sumireng pun jongkok dan menempelkan telinganya ke tanah
sementara Jenderal De Kock terus mengamatinya.
"Hmm, ada sekitar 3000 orang pasukan yang dipimpin empat panglima perang yang
dua diantaranya mengendarai kuda warna hitam, satu kuda putih dan satu kuda coklat.
Dan sambil berteriak-teriak para pasukan itu semuanya membawa panah, tombak dan
pedang yang terhunus ke atas....!"
"Heeh, kowe orang hebat bener? cuma nempelin kuping di tanah sudah bisa tahu
dengan tepat seperti itu?" tanya sang jenderal sambil geleng-geleng kepala.
"Bukan, meneeer...." kata Mas Sumireng sambil ketakutan.
"Saya bisa lihat semua karena mereka sudah sampai di dekat jembatan itu....," kata
Mas Sumireng sambil menunjuk sebuah jembatan yang jaraknya hanya sekitar 150
meter dari tempat mereka berdiri.
< http://www.sabda.org/sabdaweb/?p=Daniel+2:22 >
Sumber: Buffalosjokes9 Januari

“

Dialah yang menyingkapkan hal-hal yang tidak terduga dan yang tersembunyi, Dia
tahu apa yang ada di dalam gelap, dan terang ada pada-Nya."
—Daniel 2:22—

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e-humor 1082/Januari/2006
Dear all,
Sayang isteri bisa dilakukan dengan apa saja .... Termasuk dengan mengantarnya ke
dokter jika sedang sakit.

Sayang Istri
Suatu hari seorang istri mengeluh pada suaminya tentang penyakitnya.
Istri

: "Pa, kepalaku sering pusing, dan dadaku sering berdebar-debar juga sering
mual."
Suami : "Kalo gitu kita kedokter aja ya!?"
Kemudian mereka berdua pergi ke dokter spesialis penyakit dalam. Suaminya
menunggu di luar ketika istrinya diperiksa dokter. Tak lama kemudian si istri keluar dari
ruang periksa, dengan cemas si suami bertanya pada istrinya.
Suami : "Sakit apa Ma, kata dokter?"
istri
: "Dokter bilang aku gak ada penyakit apa-apa, cuma sedikit stres aja. Dia
menyarankan supaya kita liburan dulu supaya bisa rilex, seperti ke BANGKOK,
SINGAPURa, MALAYSIA, gitu lho Pa! Enaknya pergi ke mana ya, Pa?"
Si suami terdiam sejenak, kemudian berkata ....
Suami : "KITA PERGI KE DOKTER LAIN AJA, YA MA!!"
< http://www.sabda.org/sabdaweb/?p=Efesus+5:24 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari Tomo

“

Karena itu sebagaimana jemaat tunduk kepada Kristus, demikian jugalah isteri
kepada suami dalam segala sesuatu.
—Efesus 5:24—

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e-humor 1083/Januari/2006
Dear all, Tuhan tidak pernah jauh dari kita .... di mana saja kita berada, Dia selalu
beserta .....

Berbicara Dengan Tuhan
Seorang wartawan ingin menulis tentang pendeta-pendeta tenar di dunia. Maka ia mulai
berkeliling ke kota-kota besar di dunia dan mengunjungi kediaman para pendeta
tersebut.
Dalam kunjungannya ke rumah pendeta A yang dikenal sering tampil di programprogram televisi nasional, ia melihat di sudut rumahnya ada sebuah telepon umum
berwarna emas dengan tulisan "tarif 10 juta per menit." Penasaran, ia pun bertanya dan
sang pendeta dengan bangga berkata bahwa itu adalah telepon umum untuk menelpon
Tuhan. Jadi dengan 10 juta, kita bisa menelpon Tuhan di surga selama 1 menit. Sang
wartawan pun mengerti dan pamit untuk meneruskan perjalanannya.
Tibalah ia ke kota besar berikutnya, tepatnya di rumah seorang pendeta B yang telah
menulis puluhan judul buku yang semuanya laris manis. Ternyata di rumah itupun, ia
mendapati sebuah telepon umum berwarna emas dengan tulisan sama "tarif 10 juta per
menit". Kembali ia bertanya pada pendeta itu, penjelasan sang pendeta mengenai
telepon itu tak jauh berbeda dengan penjelasan pendeta A tadi. Wartawan itu kembali
manggut-manggut dan meneruskan perjalanannya kembali.
Wartawan itu terus melanjutkan perjalanannya ke banyak kota-kota besar lain, di rumah
pendeta-pendeta tenar yang memiliki gedung-gedung gereja dan rumah yang megah,
yang sering diundang ke acara-acara di luar negeri dan ia pun menemukan bahwa tiap
rumah mereka selalu dihiasi sebuah telepon umum berwarna keemasan dengan tulisan
"tarif 10 juta per menit". Sampai di perbatasan satu kota, ia melihat papan penunjuk
jalan: Ke desa X 5 kilometer ke utara. Ia pun penasaran, ingin tahu apakah di desa kecil
X ini, juga ada pendeta yang memiliki telepon umum keemasan seperti yang selalu ia
lihat sebelumnya?
Ia pun memasuki desa X yang kecil itu, yang bangunan-bangunan dan rumah-rumah
penduduknya masih sangat sederhana itu. Wartawan itu terus berjalan sampai tiba di
depan sebuah gereja kecil yang sama sederhananya dengan bangunan lain di desa itu.
Namun sebelum memasuki gereja itu, ia memutuskan untuk mengisi perutnya di sebuah
warung di dekat gereja. Saat ia makan, pandangannya tertumbuk pada sebuah telepon
umum berwarna keemasan di warung makan kecil itu. Berbeda dengan yang biasa
dilihatnya, disana tertulis "tarif 400 rupiah per menit". Setelah mencari-cari beberapa
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