publikasi e-humor
HUMOR
2011
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
Diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
http://www.ylsa.org
© 2011 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2011
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1840/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 14
Makan Malam Tahun Baru.................................................................................................................. 14
Stop Press: Undangan Bergabung di Facebook Groups e-Renungan Harian (e-RH) .............. 15
e-humor 1841/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 16
Pelayanannya Buruk!........................................................................................................................... 16
e-humor 1842/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 17
Ayah Meninggal .................................................................................................................................... 17
e-humor 1843/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 18
Belalang Amerika ................................................................................................................................. 18
e-humor 1844/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 19
Direktur dan Kondektur ....................................................................................................................... 19
e-humor 1845/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 20
Pria dan Wanita .................................................................................................................................... 20
e-humor 1846/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 21
Jujur ........................................................................................................................................................ 21
e-humor 1847/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 22
Alasan Jalan Kaki ................................................................................................................................. 22
e-humor 1848/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 24
Pemabok Naik Taksi ............................................................................................................................ 24
e-humor 1849/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 25
Terlalu Gila ............................................................................................................................................ 25
e-humor 1850/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 26
Mogok Sekolah ..................................................................................................................................... 26
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Diskusi Pesta: Pernikahan Kristen Sejati (PKS) .................................... 27
e-humor 1851/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 28
Bukan Anjingku ..................................................................................................................................... 28
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 29
e-humor 1852/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 30
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Beo ......................................................................................................................................................... 30
e-humor 1853/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 31
Main Piano ............................................................................................................................................ 31
e-humor 1854/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 33
Nilai......................................................................................................................................................... 33
Stop Press: Wanita Kristen ................................................................................................................. 34
e-humor 1855/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 35
Laki-laki yang Polos ............................................................................................................................. 35
e-humor 1856/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 36
Dokter yang Lucu ................................................................................................................................. 36
e-humor 1857/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 37
Jengkel................................................................................................................................................... 37
e-humor 1858/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 38
Memberi Tuhan Kesempatan ............................................................................................................. 38
e-humor 1859/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 39
Doa Seorang Ibu .................................................................................................................................. 39
e-humor 1860/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 41
Tip Naik Bajaj ........................................................................................................................................ 41
e-humor 1861/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 43
Menunggu Mobil ................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1862/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 44
Berbohong ............................................................................................................................................. 44
e-humor 1863/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 45
Anak Yatim ............................................................................................................................................ 45
Stop Press: Shalom Pecinta Humor, ................................................................................................. 46
e-humor 1864/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 47
Persaingan Pria dan Wanita dari Zaman Adam-hawa Masih Berlanjut ....................................... 47
e-humor 1865/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 48
Menjadi Garam Dunia .......................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 1866/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 50
Kue Cokelat ........................................................................................................................................... 50
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e-humor 1867/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 51
Nabi Yunus di Perut Ikan .................................................................................................................... 51
Info: Kumpulan Bahan Paskah dan Info YLSA di Situs Paskah Indonesia ................................. 52
e-humor 1868/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 53
Pipi Kiri dan Kanan............................................................................................................................... 53
e-humor 1869/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 54
Takut ...................................................................................................................................................... 54
e-humor 1870/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 55
Boleh Tanya? ........................................................................................................................................ 55
e-humor 1871/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 56
Sepatu Buaya ....................................................................................................................................... 56
e-humor 1872/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 58
Menyetir Mobil ...................................................................................................................................... 58
e-humor 1873/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 59
Tuhan Yesus ......................................................................................................................................... 59
e-humor 1874/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 60
Bagaimana Kebaktiannya? ................................................................................................................. 60
e-humor 1875/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 61
Saling Membantu ................................................................................................................................. 61
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 62
e-humor 1876/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 63
Lagu Aneh ............................................................................................................................................. 63
e-humor 1877/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 64
Dua Puluh Ribu..................................................................................................................................... 64
e-humor 1878/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 65
Basah ..................................................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 1879/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 66
Sama-sama Jelek................................................................................................................................. 66
e-humor 1880/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 67
Habis Gajian.......................................................................................................................................... 67
e-humor 1881/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 68
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Beda Keyakinan ................................................................................................................................... 68
e-humor 1882/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 69
Terkunci ................................................................................................................................................. 69
e-humor 1883/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 70
Buaya ..................................................................................................................................................... 70
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 71
e-humor 1884/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 72
Bangun Pagi.......................................................................................................................................... 72
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Dasar-dasar Iman Kristen (DIK) Juni/Juli 2011 -- PESTA .................... 73
e-humor 1885/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 74
Tidak Selalu Seperti yang Terlihat..................................................................................................... 74
e-humor 1886/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 75
Syetan .................................................................................................................................................... 75
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Dasar-dasar Iman Kristen (DIK) Juni/Juli 2011 -- PESTA .................... 76
e-humor 1887/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 77
Agen Rahasia ....................................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1888/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 78
Narkoba ................................................................................................................................................. 78
Kuis Humor: Kuis 77: "Sebelum Dimakan Warnaku Hijau, Ketika Mau Dimakan Warnaku
merah, ketika dikeluarkan warnaku hitam. Apakah aku?" ............................................................. 80
e-humor 1889/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 81
Oksigen .................................................................................................................................................. 81
e-humor 1890/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 82
Cuma... .................................................................................................................................................. 82
e-humor 1891/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 83
Nama Ibukota Negara.......................................................................................................................... 83
e-humor 1892/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 84
Sudah Tahu ........................................................................................................................................... 84
e-humor 1893/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 85
Tip Menjadi Tamu yang Baik dan Benar........................................................................................... 85
e-humor 1894/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 86
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Tidak Ikut Makan .................................................................................................................................. 86
e-humor 1895/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 87
Nyesel Selangit ..................................................................................................................................... 87
Kuis Humor: Kuis 78: "Aku adalah 3 Sahabat, Ketemunya Hanya 2 Kali Sehari. Siapakah
aku?" ...................................................................................................................................................... 88
e-humor 1896/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 89
Mencocokkan ........................................................................................................................................ 89
e-humor 1897/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 90
Hasil Prakarya ...................................................................................................................................... 90
e-humor 1898/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 91
Belajar .................................................................................................................................................... 91
e-humor 1899/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 92
Ditilang ................................................................................................................................................... 92
e-humor 1900/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 93
Hati Kuda ............................................................................................................................................... 93
e-humor 1901/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 94
Pokok Anggur ....................................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1902/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 95
Cinta ....................................................................................................................................................... 95
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 96
e-humor 1903/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 97
Kurang Percaya .................................................................................................................................... 97
Kuis Humor: Kuis 79: "kalau Kita 'nyebur' Ke Sungai... Bagian Tubuh Mana yang Tidak
Basah?" ................................................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 1904/Juni/2011 ............................................................................................ 99
Foto ........................................................................................................................................................ 99
e-humor 1905/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 100
Puisi Suami Istri .................................................................................................................................. 100
e-humor 1906/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 101
Tempat Duduk Saya .......................................................................................................................... 101
e-humor 1907/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 102
Hikmat .................................................................................................................................................. 102
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e-humor 1908/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 103
Sayang Istri ......................................................................................................................................... 103
e-humor 1909/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 104
Semakin Baik ...................................................................................................................................... 104
e-humor 1910/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 105
Harimau Modern ................................................................................................................................. 105
e-humor 1911/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 106
Doa Sebelum Tidur ............................................................................................................................ 106
Kuis Humor: Kuis 80: "Berapa Kalikah Yosua Mengelilingi Tembok Yerikho Supaya runtuh?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 107
e-humor 1912/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 108
Keluarkan Saja ................................................................................................................................... 108
e-humor 1913/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 109
Mengapa .............................................................................................................................................. 109
e-humor 1914/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 110
Janji Bertemu ...................................................................................................................................... 110
e-humor 1915/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 111
Kesalahan Kedua ............................................................................................................................... 111
e-humor 1916/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 112
Kirim Surat Izin ................................................................................................................................... 112
e-humor 1917/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 113
Jangan Ikut-ikutan .............................................................................................................................. 113
Kuis Humor: Kuis 81: "siapakah Tokoh dalam Alkitab yang Mukanya Seperti Muka Malaikat?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 114
e-humor 1918/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 115
Program Fitness ................................................................................................................................. 115
Stop Press: Pembukaan Kelas PESTA Guru Sekolah Minggu (GSM) Periode
September/Oktober 2011 .................................................................................................................. 116
e-humor 1919/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 117
Naik Ayam ........................................................................................................................................... 117
Stop Press: Dapatkan Pokok Doa Selama Bulan Puasa: "mengasihi Bangsa dalam Doa"! .. 118
e-humor 1920/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 119
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Datang Atau Tidak ............................................................................................................................. 119
e-humor 1921/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 121
Tuhan Memang Luar Biasa .............................................................................................................. 121
e-humor 1922/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 123
Guru Kreatif ......................................................................................................................................... 123
e-humor 1923/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 124
Pengenalan Universitas .................................................................................................................... 124
Kuis Humor: Kuis 82: "Di Mana Yesus Melakukan Mukjizat Pertama Kali?" ............................ 125
e-humor 1924/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 126
Sereal ................................................................................................................................................... 126
e-humor 1925/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 127
Jangan Main Lagi Dengannya.......................................................................................................... 127
e-humor 1926/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 128
Siapa Namaku! ................................................................................................................................... 128
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 83: "Naiknya Pakai Kaki, Turunnya Pakai Pantat, Apa Hayo?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 129
e-humor 1927/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 130
Televisi dan Tindak Kekerasan ........................................................................................................ 130
e-humor 1928/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 131
Orang Pelit Masuk Surga .................................................................................................................. 131
e-humor 1929/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 133
Doa Anak ............................................................................................................................................. 133
e-humor 1930/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 134
Pemadam Kebakaran ........................................................................................................................ 134
e-humor 1931/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 135
Tukang Becak ..................................................................................................................................... 135
e-humor 1932/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 136
Pembagian .......................................................................................................................................... 136
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 85: "dipancing Bukan Ikan, Diselesaikan Bukan Tugas. ....... 137
e-humor 1933/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 138
Apa Salah Saya? ................................................................................................................................ 138
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e-humor 1934/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 139
Menulis Lambat .................................................................................................................................. 139
e-humor 1935/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 140
Mencobai ............................................................................................................................................. 140
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 86: "apakah Simson Sudah Beristri Ketika Dia Jatuh Cinta
pada Delilah?"..................................................................................................................................... 141
e-humor 1936/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 142
Tidak Benar! ........................................................................................................................................ 142
e-humor 1937/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 143
Katak yang Lain .................................................................................................................................. 143
e-humor 1938/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 144
Membawa Harta ................................................................................................................................. 144
e-humor 1939/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 145
Adam dan Hawa ................................................................................................................................. 145
e-humor 1940/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 146
Jawaban .............................................................................................................................................. 146
e-humor 1941/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 147
Sepasang Rayap ................................................................................................................................ 147
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 87: "siapakah Nama Raja yang Membantu Salomo Ketika .. 148
e-humor 1942/September/2011 ................................................................................ 149
Kalau Istri Menyetir ............................................................................................................................ 149
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 88: "siapakah Nama Panglima yang Dikalahkan Oleh Nabi . 150
e-humor 1943/September/2011 ................................................................................ 151
Menumpang ........................................................................................................................................ 151
e-humor 1944/September/2011 ................................................................................ 152
Apa Mengganggu Hobiku? ............................................................................................................... 152
e-humor 1945/September/2011 ................................................................................ 153
I'm The Bos ......................................................................................................................................... 153
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 89: "di Manakah Raja Salomo Memohon Hikmat kepada ..... 154
e-humor 1946/September/2011 ................................................................................ 155
Kartu Nama ......................................................................................................................................... 155
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e-humor 1947/September/2011 ................................................................................ 156
Gigi Terakhir........................................................................................................................................ 156
e-humor 1948/September/2011 ................................................................................ 157
Banyak Omong ................................................................................................................................... 157
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 90: "samuel, Anak Elkana, Memiliki Berapa Saudara
Kandung?" ........................................................................................................................................... 158
e-humor 1949/September/2011 ................................................................................ 159
Jadilah Orang yang Fleksibel ........................................................................................................... 159
e-humor 1950/September/2011 ................................................................................ 160
Motor Harga Diri ................................................................................................................................. 160
e-humor 1951/September/2011 ................................................................................ 161
Menjadi Teman Monster ................................................................................................................... 161
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 91: "berapa Lama Salomo Memerintah di Yerusalem atas
Seluruh Israel?" .................................................................................................................................. 162
e-humor 1952/September/2011 ................................................................................ 163
Tiket ...................................................................................................................................................... 163
e-humor 1953/September/2011 ................................................................................ 164
Ke Salon Gratis................................................................................................................................... 164
e-humor 1954/September/2011 ................................................................................ 165
Setiap Tahun ....................................................................................................................................... 165
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 92: "ada Berapa Nama Perempuan yang Disebut dalam
silsilah Yesus Kristus?" ..................................................................................................................... 166
e-humor 1955/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 167
Bolehkah?............................................................................................................................................ 167
Stop Press: International Day Of Prayer For The Persecuted Church (IDOP) ......................... 168
e-humor 1956/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 169
Salah Putar.......................................................................................................................................... 169
e-humor 1957/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 170
Dilemparkan Kembali ........................................................................................................................ 170
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 93: "ada Berapa Keturunan dari Abraham Sampa ke Daud?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 171
e-humor 1958/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 172
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Hamil .................................................................................................................................................... 172
e-humor 1959/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 173
Paling Malas........................................................................................................................................ 173
e-humor 1960/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 174
Musim ................................................................................................................................................... 174
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 94: "siapakah Nama Anak Laki-laki Imam Eli?" ...................... 175
e-humor 1961/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 176
Artis dan Dokter .................................................................................................................................. 176
e-humor 1962/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 177
Gelap .................................................................................................................................................... 177
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Dasar-dasar Iman Kristen (DIK) Januari/Februari 2012 -- PESTA.... 178
e-humor 1963/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 179
Cuma Ingat Janda .............................................................................................................................. 179
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 95: "apakah Raja Salomo Memunyai Kakak?"........................ 180
e-humor 1964/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 181
Mulai Pikun .......................................................................................................................................... 181
e-humor 1965/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 182
Tembok Yosua .................................................................................................................................... 182
e-humor 1966/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 184
Lajang .................................................................................................................................................. 184
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 96: "apa yang Digunakan Samuel untuk Mengurapi Daud?" 185
e-humor 1967/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 186
Tidak Berbuat Jahat Lagi .................................................................................................................. 186
e-humor 1968/November/2011 ................................................................................. 187
Bakpao ................................................................................................................................................. 187
Stop Press: Dapatkan Kumpulan Bahan Natal di Natal.sabda.org ............................................ 188
e-humor 1969/November/2011 ................................................................................. 189
Marah ................................................................................................................................................... 189
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 97: "apa Sebutan untuk Dua Batu Undian yang Digunakan . 190
e-humor 1970/November/2011 ................................................................................. 191
Kok Gosong? ...................................................................................................................................... 191
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e-humor 1971/November/2011 ................................................................................. 192
Wanita Memang Susah Dibuat Bahagia ......................................................................................... 192
e-humor 1972/November/2011 ................................................................................. 194
Pria Memang Susah Dibuat Bahagia .............................................................................................. 194
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 98: "di Alkitab, Satu Hasta Sama dengan Berapa .................. 195
e-humor 1973/November/2011 ................................................................................. 196
Tidak Sesuai Rencana ...................................................................................................................... 196
e-humor 1974/November/2011 ................................................................................. 198
Panas ................................................................................................................................................... 198
e-humor 1975/November/2011 ................................................................................. 200
Cuma Jadi Contoh Terburuk ............................................................................................................ 200
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 99: "makan Apa yang Mudah Didapat di Mana Saja, Murah 202
e-humor 1976/November/2011 ................................................................................. 203
Tidak Boleh ......................................................................................................................................... 203
e-humor 1977/November/2011 ................................................................................. 204
Hobi ...................................................................................................................................................... 204
e-humor 1978/November/2011 ................................................................................. 206
Pengalaman ........................................................................................................................................ 206
e-humor 1979/November/2011 ................................................................................. 207
Tip-tip Naik Angkot ............................................................................................................................. 207
e-humor 1980/November/2011 ................................................................................. 209
Lupa Taruh di Mana ........................................................................................................................... 209
e-humor 1981/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 210
Janji Pernikahan ................................................................................................................................. 210
Kuis Humor: Kuis 2 Minggu Lalu 100: "di Mana Rasul Paulus Memenuhi Nazarnya untuk ... 211
e-humor 1982/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 212
Sudah Berhenti Kerja......................................................................................................................... 212
e-humor 1983/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 213
Lima Pemuda Pemberani ................................................................................................................. 213
e-humor 1984/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 214
Pedagang Kaki Lima .......................................................................................................................... 214
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Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 101: "Apa yang Menjadi Tanda Peringatan bagi Orang ........ 215
e-humor 1985/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 216
Makan Permen ................................................................................................................................... 216
e-humor 1986/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 217
Kertas Dinding .................................................................................................................................... 217
e-humor 1987/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 218
Membantu Orang ............................................................................................................................... 218
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 102: "apakah Orang Majus yang Mendatangi Yesus Ketika . 219
e-humor 1988/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 220
Salah Beli ............................................................................................................................................ 220
e-humor 1989/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 221
Bekas Lipstik ....................................................................................................................................... 221
e-humor 1990/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 222
Tidak Mood.......................................................................................................................................... 222
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 103: "kapan Bayi Yesus Diberi Nama?" ................................... 223
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 224
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e-humor 1840/Januari/2011
Shalom,
Selamat tahun baru...! Senang sekali redaksi dapat kembali menyapa pelanggan yang
terkasih di dalam Tuhan Yesus Kristus. Kali ini e-Humor hanya menyajikan satu humor
saja. Eitz, jangan bersedih hati, e-Humor akan menemani Anda dengan satu humor saja
namun dengan waktu yang berbeda. Tahun 2010 e-Humor menyajikan humor satu
minggu sekali. Nah, tahun 2011 ini e-Humor akan muncul di email Anda dua hari sekali.
Selamat menikmati sajian baru e-Humor yang baru, Tuhan memberkati!
Pemimpin Redaksi e-Humor,
Tatik Wahyuningsih
< tatik(at)in-christ.net >
< http://humor.sabda.org/ >
Makan Malam Tahun Baru
Jim dan Ellen menikah pada akhir Desember dan mengundang orangtua mereka untuk
merayakan makan malam Tahun Baru mereka yang pertama.
Malam Tahun Baru tiba dan Jim mengutarakan maksudnya untuk pergi jalan-jalan
dengan teman-temannya agar istrinya dapat dengan bebas menyiapkan makan malam
istimewa.
"Kamu nggak perlu terlalu repot lagi kok," katanya pada istrinya. "Aku sudah mencabuti
bulu-bulu ayam yang akan kau masak. Sekarang kamu tinggal menangkapnya,
kemudian memotongnya, dan memasaknya."
[Sumber diambil dan diedit dari: http://ns2228.hostgator.com/humor- lucu-det-4263mengundang_orang_tua_makan_malam_merayakan_natal.html]
< http://alkitab.sabda.org/?Efesus+5:25 >
“
"Hai suami, kasihilah istrimu sebagaimana Kristus telah mengasihi
jemaat dan telah menyerahkan diri-Nya baginya."
—Efesus 5:25—
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HUMOR 2011
Stop Press: Undangan Bergabung di Facebook Groups eRenungan Harian (e-RH)
e-Renungan Harian adalah bahan renungan yang diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Gloria dan
disebarkan secara elektronik (e-RH) oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA (YLSA). Dengan
kemudahan media facebook group saat ini, maka Yayasan Gloria dan YLSA telah
bekerja sama menyediakan wadah bagi para pelanggan e-RH untuk saling bertemu dan
berbagi berkat dari bahan e-RH yang kita baca bersama.
Karena itu, dengan gembira kami mengundang para pelanggan e-RH untuk bergabung
di Facebook Groups e-Renungan Harian:
==> http://fb.sabda.org/group/rh
Selain disediakan bahan renungan e-RH setiap hari lewat facebook, para anggota juga
diajak untuk bisa berbagi berkat dan berdiskusi seputar bahan e-RH dengan anggota
yang lain setiap hari. Mari kita bertumbuh bersama!
Ajaklah juga teman-teman Anda yang rindu bersaat teduh bersama dengan
mengundang mereka untuk bergabung di Facebook e-RH.
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e-humor 1841/Januari/2011
Shalom,
Kita semua pasti memunyai kakek kan? Humor hari ini adalah tentang seorang kakek
yang "GapSar". "GapSar" itu apa sih? Kalau G
2011
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
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HUMOR 2011
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1840/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 14
Makan Malam Tahun Baru.................................................................................................................. 14
Stop Press: Undangan Bergabung di Facebook Groups e-Renungan Harian (e-RH) .............. 15
e-humor 1841/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 16
Pelayanannya Buruk!........................................................................................................................... 16
e-humor 1842/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 17
Ayah Meninggal .................................................................................................................................... 17
e-humor 1843/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 18
Belalang Amerika ................................................................................................................................. 18
e-humor 1844/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 19
Direktur dan Kondektur ....................................................................................................................... 19
e-humor 1845/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 20
Pria dan Wanita .................................................................................................................................... 20
e-humor 1846/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 21
Jujur ........................................................................................................................................................ 21
e-humor 1847/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 22
Alasan Jalan Kaki ................................................................................................................................. 22
e-humor 1848/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 24
Pemabok Naik Taksi ............................................................................................................................ 24
e-humor 1849/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 25
Terlalu Gila ............................................................................................................................................ 25
e-humor 1850/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 26
Mogok Sekolah ..................................................................................................................................... 26
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Diskusi Pesta: Pernikahan Kristen Sejati (PKS) .................................... 27
e-humor 1851/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 28
Bukan Anjingku ..................................................................................................................................... 28
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 29
e-humor 1852/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 30
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Beo ......................................................................................................................................................... 30
e-humor 1853/Januari/2011 ....................................................................................... 31
Main Piano ............................................................................................................................................ 31
e-humor 1854/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 33
Nilai......................................................................................................................................................... 33
Stop Press: Wanita Kristen ................................................................................................................. 34
e-humor 1855/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 35
Laki-laki yang Polos ............................................................................................................................. 35
e-humor 1856/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 36
Dokter yang Lucu ................................................................................................................................. 36
e-humor 1857/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 37
Jengkel................................................................................................................................................... 37
e-humor 1858/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 38
Memberi Tuhan Kesempatan ............................................................................................................. 38
e-humor 1859/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 39
Doa Seorang Ibu .................................................................................................................................. 39
e-humor 1860/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 41
Tip Naik Bajaj ........................................................................................................................................ 41
e-humor 1861/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 43
Menunggu Mobil ................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1862/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 44
Berbohong ............................................................................................................................................. 44
e-humor 1863/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 45
Anak Yatim ............................................................................................................................................ 45
Stop Press: Shalom Pecinta Humor, ................................................................................................. 46
e-humor 1864/Februari/2011 ...................................................................................... 47
Persaingan Pria dan Wanita dari Zaman Adam-hawa Masih Berlanjut ....................................... 47
e-humor 1865/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 48
Menjadi Garam Dunia .......................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 1866/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 50
Kue Cokelat ........................................................................................................................................... 50
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e-humor 1867/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 51
Nabi Yunus di Perut Ikan .................................................................................................................... 51
Info: Kumpulan Bahan Paskah dan Info YLSA di Situs Paskah Indonesia ................................. 52
e-humor 1868/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 53
Pipi Kiri dan Kanan............................................................................................................................... 53
e-humor 1869/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 54
Takut ...................................................................................................................................................... 54
e-humor 1870/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 55
Boleh Tanya? ........................................................................................................................................ 55
e-humor 1871/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 56
Sepatu Buaya ....................................................................................................................................... 56
e-humor 1872/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 58
Menyetir Mobil ...................................................................................................................................... 58
e-humor 1873/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 59
Tuhan Yesus ......................................................................................................................................... 59
e-humor 1874/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 60
Bagaimana Kebaktiannya? ................................................................................................................. 60
e-humor 1875/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 61
Saling Membantu ................................................................................................................................. 61
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 62
e-humor 1876/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 63
Lagu Aneh ............................................................................................................................................. 63
e-humor 1877/Maret/2011 .......................................................................................... 64
Dua Puluh Ribu..................................................................................................................................... 64
e-humor 1878/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 65
Basah ..................................................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 1879/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 66
Sama-sama Jelek................................................................................................................................. 66
e-humor 1880/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 67
Habis Gajian.......................................................................................................................................... 67
e-humor 1881/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 68
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Beda Keyakinan ................................................................................................................................... 68
e-humor 1882/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 69
Terkunci ................................................................................................................................................. 69
e-humor 1883/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 70
Buaya ..................................................................................................................................................... 70
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 71
e-humor 1884/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 72
Bangun Pagi.......................................................................................................................................... 72
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Dasar-dasar Iman Kristen (DIK) Juni/Juli 2011 -- PESTA .................... 73
e-humor 1885/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 74
Tidak Selalu Seperti yang Terlihat..................................................................................................... 74
e-humor 1886/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 75
Syetan .................................................................................................................................................... 75
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Dasar-dasar Iman Kristen (DIK) Juni/Juli 2011 -- PESTA .................... 76
e-humor 1887/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 77
Agen Rahasia ....................................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1888/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 78
Narkoba ................................................................................................................................................. 78
Kuis Humor: Kuis 77: "Sebelum Dimakan Warnaku Hijau, Ketika Mau Dimakan Warnaku
merah, ketika dikeluarkan warnaku hitam. Apakah aku?" ............................................................. 80
e-humor 1889/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 81
Oksigen .................................................................................................................................................. 81
e-humor 1890/April/2011 ............................................................................................ 82
Cuma... .................................................................................................................................................. 82
e-humor 1891/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 83
Nama Ibukota Negara.......................................................................................................................... 83
e-humor 1892/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 84
Sudah Tahu ........................................................................................................................................... 84
e-humor 1893/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 85
Tip Menjadi Tamu yang Baik dan Benar........................................................................................... 85
e-humor 1894/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 86
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Tidak Ikut Makan .................................................................................................................................. 86
e-humor 1895/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 87
Nyesel Selangit ..................................................................................................................................... 87
Kuis Humor: Kuis 78: "Aku adalah 3 Sahabat, Ketemunya Hanya 2 Kali Sehari. Siapakah
aku?" ...................................................................................................................................................... 88
e-humor 1896/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 89
Mencocokkan ........................................................................................................................................ 89
e-humor 1897/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 90
Hasil Prakarya ...................................................................................................................................... 90
e-humor 1898/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 91
Belajar .................................................................................................................................................... 91
e-humor 1899/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 92
Ditilang ................................................................................................................................................... 92
e-humor 1900/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 93
Hati Kuda ............................................................................................................................................... 93
e-humor 1901/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 94
Pokok Anggur ....................................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1902/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 95
Cinta ....................................................................................................................................................... 95
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 96
e-humor 1903/Mei/2011 ............................................................................................. 97
Kurang Percaya .................................................................................................................................... 97
Kuis Humor: Kuis 79: "kalau Kita 'nyebur' Ke Sungai... Bagian Tubuh Mana yang Tidak
Basah?" ................................................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 1904/Juni/2011 ............................................................................................ 99
Foto ........................................................................................................................................................ 99
e-humor 1905/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 100
Puisi Suami Istri .................................................................................................................................. 100
e-humor 1906/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 101
Tempat Duduk Saya .......................................................................................................................... 101
e-humor 1907/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 102
Hikmat .................................................................................................................................................. 102
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e-humor 1908/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 103
Sayang Istri ......................................................................................................................................... 103
e-humor 1909/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 104
Semakin Baik ...................................................................................................................................... 104
e-humor 1910/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 105
Harimau Modern ................................................................................................................................. 105
e-humor 1911/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 106
Doa Sebelum Tidur ............................................................................................................................ 106
Kuis Humor: Kuis 80: "Berapa Kalikah Yosua Mengelilingi Tembok Yerikho Supaya runtuh?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 107
e-humor 1912/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 108
Keluarkan Saja ................................................................................................................................... 108
e-humor 1913/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 109
Mengapa .............................................................................................................................................. 109
e-humor 1914/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 110
Janji Bertemu ...................................................................................................................................... 110
e-humor 1915/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 111
Kesalahan Kedua ............................................................................................................................... 111
e-humor 1916/Juni/2011 .......................................................................................... 112
Kirim Surat Izin ................................................................................................................................... 112
e-humor 1917/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 113
Jangan Ikut-ikutan .............................................................................................................................. 113
Kuis Humor: Kuis 81: "siapakah Tokoh dalam Alkitab yang Mukanya Seperti Muka Malaikat?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 114
e-humor 1918/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 115
Program Fitness ................................................................................................................................. 115
Stop Press: Pembukaan Kelas PESTA Guru Sekolah Minggu (GSM) Periode
September/Oktober 2011 .................................................................................................................. 116
e-humor 1919/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 117
Naik Ayam ........................................................................................................................................... 117
Stop Press: Dapatkan Pokok Doa Selama Bulan Puasa: "mengasihi Bangsa dalam Doa"! .. 118
e-humor 1920/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 119
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Datang Atau Tidak ............................................................................................................................. 119
e-humor 1921/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 121
Tuhan Memang Luar Biasa .............................................................................................................. 121
e-humor 1922/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 123
Guru Kreatif ......................................................................................................................................... 123
e-humor 1923/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 124
Pengenalan Universitas .................................................................................................................... 124
Kuis Humor: Kuis 82: "Di Mana Yesus Melakukan Mukjizat Pertama Kali?" ............................ 125
e-humor 1924/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 126
Sereal ................................................................................................................................................... 126
e-humor 1925/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 127
Jangan Main Lagi Dengannya.......................................................................................................... 127
e-humor 1926/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 128
Siapa Namaku! ................................................................................................................................... 128
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 83: "Naiknya Pakai Kaki, Turunnya Pakai Pantat, Apa Hayo?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 129
e-humor 1927/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 130
Televisi dan Tindak Kekerasan ........................................................................................................ 130
e-humor 1928/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 131
Orang Pelit Masuk Surga .................................................................................................................. 131
e-humor 1929/Juli/2011............................................................................................ 133
Doa Anak ............................................................................................................................................. 133
e-humor 1930/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 134
Pemadam Kebakaran ........................................................................................................................ 134
e-humor 1931/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 135
Tukang Becak ..................................................................................................................................... 135
e-humor 1932/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 136
Pembagian .......................................................................................................................................... 136
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 85: "dipancing Bukan Ikan, Diselesaikan Bukan Tugas. ....... 137
e-humor 1933/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 138
Apa Salah Saya? ................................................................................................................................ 138
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e-humor 1934/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 139
Menulis Lambat .................................................................................................................................. 139
e-humor 1935/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 140
Mencobai ............................................................................................................................................. 140
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 86: "apakah Simson Sudah Beristri Ketika Dia Jatuh Cinta
pada Delilah?"..................................................................................................................................... 141
e-humor 1936/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 142
Tidak Benar! ........................................................................................................................................ 142
e-humor 1937/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 143
Katak yang Lain .................................................................................................................................. 143
e-humor 1938/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 144
Membawa Harta ................................................................................................................................. 144
e-humor 1939/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 145
Adam dan Hawa ................................................................................................................................. 145
e-humor 1940/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 146
Jawaban .............................................................................................................................................. 146
e-humor 1941/Agustus/2011 .................................................................................... 147
Sepasang Rayap ................................................................................................................................ 147
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 87: "siapakah Nama Raja yang Membantu Salomo Ketika .. 148
e-humor 1942/September/2011 ................................................................................ 149
Kalau Istri Menyetir ............................................................................................................................ 149
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 88: "siapakah Nama Panglima yang Dikalahkan Oleh Nabi . 150
e-humor 1943/September/2011 ................................................................................ 151
Menumpang ........................................................................................................................................ 151
e-humor 1944/September/2011 ................................................................................ 152
Apa Mengganggu Hobiku? ............................................................................................................... 152
e-humor 1945/September/2011 ................................................................................ 153
I'm The Bos ......................................................................................................................................... 153
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 89: "di Manakah Raja Salomo Memohon Hikmat kepada ..... 154
e-humor 1946/September/2011 ................................................................................ 155
Kartu Nama ......................................................................................................................................... 155
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e-humor 1947/September/2011 ................................................................................ 156
Gigi Terakhir........................................................................................................................................ 156
e-humor 1948/September/2011 ................................................................................ 157
Banyak Omong ................................................................................................................................... 157
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 90: "samuel, Anak Elkana, Memiliki Berapa Saudara
Kandung?" ........................................................................................................................................... 158
e-humor 1949/September/2011 ................................................................................ 159
Jadilah Orang yang Fleksibel ........................................................................................................... 159
e-humor 1950/September/2011 ................................................................................ 160
Motor Harga Diri ................................................................................................................................. 160
e-humor 1951/September/2011 ................................................................................ 161
Menjadi Teman Monster ................................................................................................................... 161
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 91: "berapa Lama Salomo Memerintah di Yerusalem atas
Seluruh Israel?" .................................................................................................................................. 162
e-humor 1952/September/2011 ................................................................................ 163
Tiket ...................................................................................................................................................... 163
e-humor 1953/September/2011 ................................................................................ 164
Ke Salon Gratis................................................................................................................................... 164
e-humor 1954/September/2011 ................................................................................ 165
Setiap Tahun ....................................................................................................................................... 165
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 92: "ada Berapa Nama Perempuan yang Disebut dalam
silsilah Yesus Kristus?" ..................................................................................................................... 166
e-humor 1955/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 167
Bolehkah?............................................................................................................................................ 167
Stop Press: International Day Of Prayer For The Persecuted Church (IDOP) ......................... 168
e-humor 1956/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 169
Salah Putar.......................................................................................................................................... 169
e-humor 1957/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 170
Dilemparkan Kembali ........................................................................................................................ 170
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 93: "ada Berapa Keturunan dari Abraham Sampa ke Daud?"
.............................................................................................................................................................. 171
e-humor 1958/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 172
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Hamil .................................................................................................................................................... 172
e-humor 1959/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 173
Paling Malas........................................................................................................................................ 173
e-humor 1960/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 174
Musim ................................................................................................................................................... 174
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 94: "siapakah Nama Anak Laki-laki Imam Eli?" ...................... 175
e-humor 1961/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 176
Artis dan Dokter .................................................................................................................................. 176
e-humor 1962/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 177
Gelap .................................................................................................................................................... 177
Stop Press: Ikuti Kelas Dasar-dasar Iman Kristen (DIK) Januari/Februari 2012 -- PESTA.... 178
e-humor 1963/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 179
Cuma Ingat Janda .............................................................................................................................. 179
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 95: "apakah Raja Salomo Memunyai Kakak?"........................ 180
e-humor 1964/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 181
Mulai Pikun .......................................................................................................................................... 181
e-humor 1965/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 182
Tembok Yosua .................................................................................................................................... 182
e-humor 1966/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 184
Lajang .................................................................................................................................................. 184
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 96: "apa yang Digunakan Samuel untuk Mengurapi Daud?" 185
e-humor 1967/Oktober/2011 .................................................................................... 186
Tidak Berbuat Jahat Lagi .................................................................................................................. 186
e-humor 1968/November/2011 ................................................................................. 187
Bakpao ................................................................................................................................................. 187
Stop Press: Dapatkan Kumpulan Bahan Natal di Natal.sabda.org ............................................ 188
e-humor 1969/November/2011 ................................................................................. 189
Marah ................................................................................................................................................... 189
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 97: "apa Sebutan untuk Dua Batu Undian yang Digunakan . 190
e-humor 1970/November/2011 ................................................................................. 191
Kok Gosong? ...................................................................................................................................... 191
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e-humor 1971/November/2011 ................................................................................. 192
Wanita Memang Susah Dibuat Bahagia ......................................................................................... 192
e-humor 1972/November/2011 ................................................................................. 194
Pria Memang Susah Dibuat Bahagia .............................................................................................. 194
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 98: "di Alkitab, Satu Hasta Sama dengan Berapa .................. 195
e-humor 1973/November/2011 ................................................................................. 196
Tidak Sesuai Rencana ...................................................................................................................... 196
e-humor 1974/November/2011 ................................................................................. 198
Panas ................................................................................................................................................... 198
e-humor 1975/November/2011 ................................................................................. 200
Cuma Jadi Contoh Terburuk ............................................................................................................ 200
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 99: "makan Apa yang Mudah Didapat di Mana Saja, Murah 202
e-humor 1976/November/2011 ................................................................................. 203
Tidak Boleh ......................................................................................................................................... 203
e-humor 1977/November/2011 ................................................................................. 204
Hobi ...................................................................................................................................................... 204
e-humor 1978/November/2011 ................................................................................. 206
Pengalaman ........................................................................................................................................ 206
e-humor 1979/November/2011 ................................................................................. 207
Tip-tip Naik Angkot ............................................................................................................................. 207
e-humor 1980/November/2011 ................................................................................. 209
Lupa Taruh di Mana ........................................................................................................................... 209
e-humor 1981/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 210
Janji Pernikahan ................................................................................................................................. 210
Kuis Humor: Kuis 2 Minggu Lalu 100: "di Mana Rasul Paulus Memenuhi Nazarnya untuk ... 211
e-humor 1982/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 212
Sudah Berhenti Kerja......................................................................................................................... 212
e-humor 1983/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 213
Lima Pemuda Pemberani ................................................................................................................. 213
e-humor 1984/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 214
Pedagang Kaki Lima .......................................................................................................................... 214
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Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 101: "Apa yang Menjadi Tanda Peringatan bagi Orang ........ 215
e-humor 1985/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 216
Makan Permen ................................................................................................................................... 216
e-humor 1986/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 217
Kertas Dinding .................................................................................................................................... 217
e-humor 1987/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 218
Membantu Orang ............................................................................................................................... 218
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 102: "apakah Orang Majus yang Mendatangi Yesus Ketika . 219
e-humor 1988/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 220
Salah Beli ............................................................................................................................................ 220
e-humor 1989/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 221
Bekas Lipstik ....................................................................................................................................... 221
e-humor 1990/Desember/2011 ................................................................................. 222
Tidak Mood.......................................................................................................................................... 222
Kuis Humor: Kuis Minggu Lalu 103: "kapan Bayi Yesus Diberi Nama?" ................................... 223
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 224
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e-humor 1840/Januari/2011
Shalom,
Selamat tahun baru...! Senang sekali redaksi dapat kembali menyapa pelanggan yang
terkasih di dalam Tuhan Yesus Kristus. Kali ini e-Humor hanya menyajikan satu humor
saja. Eitz, jangan bersedih hati, e-Humor akan menemani Anda dengan satu humor saja
namun dengan waktu yang berbeda. Tahun 2010 e-Humor menyajikan humor satu
minggu sekali. Nah, tahun 2011 ini e-Humor akan muncul di email Anda dua hari sekali.
Selamat menikmati sajian baru e-Humor yang baru, Tuhan memberkati!
Pemimpin Redaksi e-Humor,
Tatik Wahyuningsih
< tatik(at)in-christ.net >
< http://humor.sabda.org/ >
Makan Malam Tahun Baru
Jim dan Ellen menikah pada akhir Desember dan mengundang orangtua mereka untuk
merayakan makan malam Tahun Baru mereka yang pertama.
Malam Tahun Baru tiba dan Jim mengutarakan maksudnya untuk pergi jalan-jalan
dengan teman-temannya agar istrinya dapat dengan bebas menyiapkan makan malam
istimewa.
"Kamu nggak perlu terlalu repot lagi kok," katanya pada istrinya. "Aku sudah mencabuti
bulu-bulu ayam yang akan kau masak. Sekarang kamu tinggal menangkapnya,
kemudian memotongnya, dan memasaknya."
[Sumber diambil dan diedit dari: http://ns2228.hostgator.com/humor- lucu-det-4263mengundang_orang_tua_makan_malam_merayakan_natal.html]
< http://alkitab.sabda.org/?Efesus+5:25 >
“
"Hai suami, kasihilah istrimu sebagaimana Kristus telah mengasihi
jemaat dan telah menyerahkan diri-Nya baginya."
—Efesus 5:25—
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HUMOR 2011
Stop Press: Undangan Bergabung di Facebook Groups eRenungan Harian (e-RH)
e-Renungan Harian adalah bahan renungan yang diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Gloria dan
disebarkan secara elektronik (e-RH) oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA (YLSA). Dengan
kemudahan media facebook group saat ini, maka Yayasan Gloria dan YLSA telah
bekerja sama menyediakan wadah bagi para pelanggan e-RH untuk saling bertemu dan
berbagi berkat dari bahan e-RH yang kita baca bersama.
Karena itu, dengan gembira kami mengundang para pelanggan e-RH untuk bergabung
di Facebook Groups e-Renungan Harian:
==> http://fb.sabda.org/group/rh
Selain disediakan bahan renungan e-RH setiap hari lewat facebook, para anggota juga
diajak untuk bisa berbagi berkat dan berdiskusi seputar bahan e-RH dengan anggota
yang lain setiap hari. Mari kita bertumbuh bersama!
Ajaklah juga teman-teman Anda yang rindu bersaat teduh bersama dengan
mengundang mereka untuk bergabung di Facebook e-RH.
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e-humor 1841/Januari/2011
Shalom,
Kita semua pasti memunyai kakek kan? Humor hari ini adalah tentang seorang kakek
yang "GapSar". "GapSar" itu apa sih? Kalau G