publikasi e-humor

HUMOR

2002

Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh

Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor

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HUMOR 2002

Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 256/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 20

Daniel ..................................................................................................................................................... 20

e-humor 257/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 21
Pikun ...................................................................................................................................................... 21

e-humor 258/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 22
Wartawan .............................................................................................................................................. 22

e-humor 259/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 23
Hitam ...................................................................................................................................................... 23

e-humor 260/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 24
Jatuh ....................................................................................................................................................... 24

e-humor 261/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 25
Kebiasaan.............................................................................................................................................. 25

e-humor 262/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 26
Sekarat ................................................................................................................................................... 26


e-humor 263/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 27
Sebentar ................................................................................................................................................ 27

e-humor 264/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 28
Ayam ...................................................................................................................................................... 28

e-humor 265/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 29
Penyakit ................................................................................................................................................. 29

e-humor 266/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 30
Sarung Tangan ..................................................................................................................................... 30

e-humor 267/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 31
Kuda ....................................................................................................................................................... 31

e-humor 268/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 33
Ralat ....................................................................................................................................................... 33

e-humor 269/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 34
Pesawat ................................................................................................................................................. 34

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HUMOR 2002
e-humor 270/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 35
Golf ......................................................................................................................................................... 35

e-humor 271/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 36
Buka-Buka ............................................................................................................................................. 36

e-humor 272/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 37
Bunga ..................................................................................................................................................... 37

e-humor 273/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 38
Doa Tilang ............................................................................................................................................. 38

e-humor 274/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 39
Kotor ....................................................................................................................................................... 39

e-humor 275/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 40
Lukisan Diri............................................................................................................................................ 40


e-humor 276/Januari/2002 ......................................................................................... 41
Kijang ..................................................................................................................................................... 41

e-humor 277/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 42
Sepatu .................................................................................................................................................... 42

e-humor 278/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 44
Warna ..................................................................................................................................................... 44

e-humor 279/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 45
Sikap ...................................................................................................................................................... 45

e-humor 280/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 46
Sabar ...................................................................................................................................................... 46

e-humor 281/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 47
PR ........................................................................................................................................................... 47

e-humor 282/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 48

Setrika .................................................................................................................................................... 48

e-humor 283/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 49
Debat ...................................................................................................................................................... 49

e-humor 284/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 50
Mantel Bulu ........................................................................................................................................... 50

e-humor 285/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 51
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HUMOR 2002
Adam Dan Hawa .................................................................................................................................. 51
Isteri Nuh dan Nuh ............................................................................................................................... 51
Lois dan Superman .............................................................................................................................. 51
Pangeran dan Snow White ................................................................................................................. 51
Beauty and The Beast ......................................................................................................................... 51

e-humor 286/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 53
Romeo And Juliet ................................................................................................................................. 53

Jane and Tarzan................................................................................................................................... 53
Cinderella dan Pangeran .................................................................................................................... 53
Wilma dan Flinstone ............................................................................................................................ 53
Samson dan Delilah ............................................................................................................................. 54
Tarzan dan Jane................................................................................................................................... 54

e-humor 287/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 55
Bel........................................................................................................................................................... 55

e-humor 288/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 56
Bermimpi................................................................................................................................................ 56

e-humor 289/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 57
Janji ........................................................................................................................................................ 57

e-humor 290/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 58
Surat Cinta ............................................................................................................................................ 58

e-humor 291/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 59
Bersih ..................................................................................................................................................... 59


e-humor 292/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 60
Dinner ..................................................................................................................................................... 60

e-humor 293/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 61
Keturunan .............................................................................................................................................. 61

e-humor 294/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 62
Radio ...................................................................................................................................................... 62

e-humor 295/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 63
Hadiah .................................................................................................................................................... 63

e-humor 296/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 64
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HUMOR 2002
Anjuran Dokter ...................................................................................................................................... 64

e-humor 297/Februari/2002 ........................................................................................ 65

Terowongan .......................................................................................................................................... 65

e-humor 298/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 66
Cukur ...................................................................................................................................................... 66

e-humor 299/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 67
Kertas Dinding ...................................................................................................................................... 67

e-humor 300/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 68
Salah ...................................................................................................................................................... 68

e-humor 301/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 69
Zebra ...................................................................................................................................................... 69

e-humor 302/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 70
Berikutnya.............................................................................................................................................. 70

e-humor 303/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 71
Trick ........................................................................................................................................................ 71


e-humor 304/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 72
Harta ....................................................................................................................................................... 72

e-humor 305/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 73
Sok Tua.................................................................................................................................................. 73

e-humor 306/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 74
Jujur ........................................................................................................................................................ 74

e-humor 307/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 75
Menangis ............................................................................................................................................... 75

e-humor 308/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 76
Pensil VS Komputer ............................................................................................................................. 76

e-humor 309/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 77
Kelamaan .............................................................................................................................................. 77

e-humor 310/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 78
Resep ..................................................................................................................................................... 78


e-humor 311/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 79
Kolam Renang ...................................................................................................................................... 79
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HUMOR 2002
e-humor 312/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 80
Gelar ....................................................................................................................................................... 80

e-humor 313/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 81
Telepon Umum ..................................................................................................................................... 81

e-humor 314/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 82
Saksi....................................................................................................................................................... 82

e-humor 315/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 83
Pilihan .................................................................................................................................................... 83

e-humor 316/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 84
Pencuri ................................................................................................................................................... 84


e-humor 317/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 85
Mary Sue ............................................................................................................................................... 85

e-humor 318/Maret/2002 ............................................................................................ 86
Enam (6) Macam Jemaat .................................................................................................................... 86

e-humor 319/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 87
Pajak ...................................................................................................................................................... 87

e-humor 320/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 88
Calon Isteri ............................................................................................................................................ 88

e-humor 321/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 89
Warna Kuning ....................................................................................................................................... 89
CS, "Ya Ampun..." ................................................................................................................................ 89

e-humor 322/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 90
Nama ...................................................................................................................................................... 90

e-humor 323/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 91
Pengarang ............................................................................................................................................. 91

e-humor 324/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 92
Bangun Pagi.......................................................................................................................................... 92

e-humor 325/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 93
Marian .................................................................................................................................................... 93

e-humor 326/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 94
Lebih Panjang ....................................................................................................................................... 94
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HUMOR 2002
e-humor 327/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 95
VCD Player............................................................................................................................................ 95

e-humor 328/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 96
Kelas Bahasa Inggris ........................................................................................................................... 96

e-humor 329/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 97
Kamar Pak Yakub ................................................................................................................................ 97

e-humor 330/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 98
Pesiar ..................................................................................................................................................... 98

e-humor 331/April/2002 .............................................................................................. 99
Sakit........................................................................................................................................................ 99

e-humor 332/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 100
Nilai 100 ............................................................................................................................................... 100

e-humor 333/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 101
Menyamai ............................................................................................................................................ 101

e-humor 334/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 102
Alkohol ................................................................................................................................................. 102

e-humor 335/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 103
Kertas Dinding .................................................................................................................................... 103

e-humor 336/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 104
Suami VV Istri ..................................................................................................................................... 104

e-humor 337/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 105
Polisi ..................................................................................................................................................... 105

e-humor 338/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 106
Eskalator .............................................................................................................................................. 106

e-humor 339/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 107
Ipar........................................................................................................................................................ 107

e-humor 340/April/2002 ............................................................................................ 108
Mungkin ............................................................................................................................................... 108

e-humor 341/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 109
Jesica ................................................................................................................................................... 109

e-humor 342/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 110
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HUMOR 2002
Patriot ................................................................................................................................................... 110

e-humor 343/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 111
Tilang.................................................................................................................................................... 111

e-humor 344/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 112
Restoran .............................................................................................................................................. 112

e-humor 345/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 113
Tukang Cukur ..................................................................................................................................... 113

e-humor 346/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 114
Lowongan ............................................................................................................................................ 114

e-humor 347/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 115
Kucing .................................................................................................................................................. 115

e-humor 348/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 116
Optimis ................................................................................................................................................. 116

e-humor 349/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 117
Letak ..................................................................................................................................................... 117

e-humor 350/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 118
Bagus ................................................................................................................................................... 118

e-humor 351/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 119
Melahirkan ........................................................................................................................................... 119

e-humor 352/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 120
Benar .................................................................................................................................................... 120

e-humor 353/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 121
Pencuri ................................................................................................................................................. 121

e-humor 354/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 122
Sepak Bola .......................................................................................................................................... 122

e-humor 355/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 123
Meleset ................................................................................................................................................ 123

e-humor 356/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 124
Khawatir ............................................................................................................................................... 124

e-humor 357/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 125
Pencopet Vs Pedagang..................................................................................................................... 125
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HUMOR 2002
e-humor 358/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 126
Turis...................................................................................................................................................... 126

e-humor 359/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 127
Wartawan ............................................................................................................................................ 127

e-humor 360/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 128
Wasit .................................................................................................................................................... 128

e-humor 361/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 129
Bergabung ........................................................................................................................................... 129

e-humor 362/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 130
Tidak Serakah ..................................................................................................................................... 130

e-humor 363/Mei/2002 ............................................................................................. 131
Bocah Nakal ........................................................................................................................................ 131

e-humor 364/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 132
Berikutnya............................................................................................................................................ 132

e-humor 365/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 133
Koin ...................................................................................................................................................... 133

e-humor 366/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 134
Optik ..................................................................................................................................................... 134

e-humor 367/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 135
Menikah ............................................................................................................................................... 135

e-humor 368/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 136
Pelit....................................................................................................................................................... 136

e-humor 369/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 137
Saya Takut .......................................................................................................................................... 137

e-humor 370/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 138
Murid Baru ........................................................................................................................................... 138

e-humor 371/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 139
Tertib .................................................................................................................................................... 139

e-humor 372/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 140
Suara .................................................................................................................................................... 140

e-humor 373/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 141
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HUMOR 2002
Pertanyaan .......................................................................................................................................... 141

e-humor 374/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 142
Kebetulan ............................................................................................................................................ 142

e-humor 375/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 144
Abstrak ................................................................................................................................................. 144

e-humor 376/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 145
Monas .................................................................................................................................................. 145

e-humor 377/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 146
Taksi ..................................................................................................................................................... 146

e-humor 378/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 147
Terlambat ............................................................................................................................................ 147

e-humor 379/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 148
Pasien .................................................................................................................................................. 148

e-humor 380/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 149
Lebah ................................................................................................................................................... 149

e-humor 381/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 150
Jempol.................................................................................................................................................. 150

e-humor 382/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 151
Tukang Becak ..................................................................................................................................... 151

e-humor 383/Juni/2002 ............................................................................................ 152
Kamar ................................................................................................................................................... 152

e-humor 384/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 153
Lebih Kaya .......................................................................................................................................... 153

e-humor 385/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 154
Pengalaman di Airport ....................................................................................................................... 154

e-humor 386/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 155
Cinta ..................................................................................................................................................... 155

e-humor 387/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 156
I'm The Boss ....................................................................................................................................... 156

e-humor 388/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 157
Keselamatan ....................................................................................................................................... 157
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HUMOR 2002
e-humor 389/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 158
Anjing Pintar ........................................................................................................................................ 158

e-humor 390/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 159
Filsafat.................................................................................................................................................. 159

e-humor 391/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 160
Bintang ................................................................................................................................................. 160

e-humor 392/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 161
Ajaran 3B ............................................................................................................................................. 161

e-humor 393/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 162
Lilin ....................................................................................................................................................... 162

e-humor 394/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 163
Profesi .................................................................................................................................................. 163

e-humor 395/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 164
Daging .................................................................................................................................................. 164

e-humor 396/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 165
Pil .......................................................................................................................................................... 165

e-humor 397/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 166
Tembok ................................................................................................................................................ 166

e-humor 398/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 167
Dinosaurus .......................................................................................................................................... 167

e-humor 399/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 168
Bernyanyi............................................................................................................................................. 168

e-humor 400/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 169
Aneka Pantun ..................................................................................................................................... 169

e-humor 401/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 171
Peluit .................................................................................................................................................... 171

e-humor 402/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 172
Wayang ................................................................................................................................................ 172

e-humor 403/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 173
Tidak ..................................................................................................................................................... 173

e-humor 404/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 174
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HUMOR 2002
Sudah Saatnya ................................................................................................................................... 174

e-humor 405/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 175
Janji ...................................................................................................................................................... 175

e-humor 406/Juli/2002 ............................................................................................. 176
Buatan Jerman! .................................................................................................................................. 176

e-humor 407/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 177
Sandalku .............................................................................................................................................. 177

e-humor 408/Agustus/ .............................................................................................. 178
Koma .................................................................................................................................................... 178

e-humor 409/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 179
Bis Tingkat ........................................................................................................................................... 179

e-humor 410/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 180
Terkenal ............................................................................................................................................... 180

e-humor 411/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 181
Koran .................................................................................................................................................... 181

e-humor 412/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 182
Monyet Temuan.................................................................................................................................. 182

e-humor 413/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 183
Fred ...................................................................................................................................................... 183

e-humor 414/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 184
Aneh ..................................................................................................................................................... 184

e-humor 415/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 185
Harvard ................................................................................................................................................ 185

e-humor 416/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 186
Ayam .................................................................................................................................................... 186

e-humor 417/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 187
Beo ....................................................................................................................................................... 187

e-humor 418/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 188
Tipis ...................................................................................................................................................... 188

e-humor 419/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 189
Pergantian Pesawat ........................................................................................................................... 189
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HUMOR 2002
e-humor 420/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 190
Tukang Sulap ...................................................................................................................................... 190

e-humor 421/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 191
Sama .................................................................................................................................................... 191

e-humor 422/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 192
Bangga ................................................................................................................................................. 192

e-humor 423/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 193
Mengurung Ayam! .............................................................................................................................. 193

e-humor 424/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 194
Si Sombong ......................................................................................................................................... 194

e-humor 425/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 195
Plat........................................................................................................................................................ 195

e-humor 426/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 196
Roti Apel .............................................................................................................................................. 196

e-humor 427/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 197
Pengorbanan ...................................................................................................................................... 197

e-humor 428/Agustus/2002 ...................................................................................... 198
Anatomi ..................................................................................................................................