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HUMOR
2007
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HUMOR 2007
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1234/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 12
Natalan Anak Muda ............................................................................................................................. 12
e-humor 1235/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 13
Pesawat Terbang ................................................................................................................................. 13
e-humor 1236/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 14
Terlambat .............................................................................................................................................. 14
e-humor 1237/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 15
Susu Dan Madu .................................................................................................................................... 15
e-humor 1238/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 16
Hanya Nama ......................................................................................................................................... 16
e-humor 1239/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 17
Dua Positif ............................................................................................................................................. 17
e-humor 1240/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 18
Dokter Lain ............................................................................................................................................ 18
e-humor 1241/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 19
Pegang-Pegang.................................................................................................................................... 19
e-humor 1242/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 21
Ikan Mati ................................................................................................................................................ 21
e-humor 1243/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 22
Semprotan Nyamuk ............................................................................................................................. 22
e-humor 1244/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 23
Adik Baru ............................................................................................................................................... 23
e-humor 1245/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 24
Negara Sehat ........................................................................................................................................ 24
e-humor 1246/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 25
Termos Sasa ......................................................................................................................................... 25
e-humor 1247/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 26
Panggangan Roti.................................................................................................................................. 26
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e-humor 1248/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 27
Terkunci ................................................................................................................................................. 27
e-humor 1249/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 28
Kerjaan Tiga Orang.............................................................................................................................. 28
e-humor 1250/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 29
Anjing Pelacak ...................................................................................................................................... 29
e-humor 1251/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 30
Anjing Tersayang ................................................................................................................................. 30
e-humor 1252/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 31
Ibu yang Sabar ..................................................................................................................................... 31
e-humor 1253/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 33
Tidak Taat Aturan ................................................................................................................................. 33
e-humor 1254/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 34
Kurang Sabar ........................................................................................................................................ 34
e-humor 1255/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 35
Suara Di Tembok ................................................................................................................................. 35
e-humor 1256/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 36
Golf Lebih Penting ................................................................................................................................ 36
e-humor 1257/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 37
Psikiater VS Bartender ........................................................................................................................ 37
e-humor 1258/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 38
Bangga-Banggaan ............................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 1259/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 39
Pakai Hidung ......................................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 1260/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 40
Si Sombong ........................................................................................................................................... 40
e-humor 1261/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 41
Terjun Payung....................................................................................................................................... 41
e-humor 1262/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 42
Laptop .................................................................................................................................................... 42
e-humor 1263/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 43
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Hitungan Detik ...................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1264/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 44
Tips Berhenti Merokok......................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 1265/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 46
Bela Bangsa .......................................................................................................................................... 46
e-humor 1266/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 47
Tolong! ................................................................................................................................................... 47
e-humor 1267/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 48
Pendeta Dan Polisi............................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 1268/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 50
Tumor Otak ........................................................................................................................................... 50
e-humor 1269/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 51
Help ........................................................................................................................................................ 51
e-humor 1270/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 52
Hasil Prakarya ...................................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 1271/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 53
Siapa Salah ........................................................................................................................................... 53
e-humor 1272/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 54
Kisah Daniel .......................................................................................................................................... 54
e-humor 1273/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 55
Selamat .................................................................................................................................................. 55
e-humor 1274/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 56
Washington DC..................................................................................................................................... 56
e-humor 1275/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 57
Perfeksionis ........................................................................................................................................... 57
e-humor 1276/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 58
Ngomongin Orang ................................................................................................................................ 58
e-humor 1277/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 59
Menjaga Adik ........................................................................................................................................ 59
e-humor 1278/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 60
Tertangkap Basah ................................................................................................................................ 60
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1279/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 61
Ssstttt ...! ................................................................................................................................................ 61
e-humor 1280/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 62
Pelayan Sabar ...................................................................................................................................... 62
e-humor 1281/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 63
Salah Sasaran ...................................................................................................................................... 63
e-humor 1282/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 64
Doa Seorang Cucu............................................................................................................................... 64
e-humor 1283/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 65
Boneka Yang Rusak ............................................................................................................................ 65
e-humor 1284/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 66
Hadiah Untuk Mama ............................................................................................................................ 66
e-humor 1285/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 67
Paranoid ................................................................................................................................................ 67
e-humor 1286/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 68
Pilihan Karier ......................................................................................................................................... 68
e-humor 1287/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 69
Penulis Cilik........................................................................................................................................... 69
e-humor 1288/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 70
Setangkai Mawar.................................................................................................................................. 70
e-humor 1289/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 71
Di Toko Kain .......................................................................................................................................... 71
e-humor 1290/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 72
Koruptor ................................................................................................................................................. 72
e-humor 1291/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 73
Jejak ....................................................................................................................................................... 73
e-humor 1292/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 74
Paling Bersih ......................................................................................................................................... 74
e-humor 1293/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 75
Seandainya Aku Jadi Yusuf ................................................................................................................ 75
e-humor 1294/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 76
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HUMOR 2007
Seribu Macam Penyakit ...................................................................................................................... 76
e-humor 1295/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 77
Periksa Gratis ....................................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1296/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 78
Dering Telepon ..................................................................................................................................... 78
e-humor 1297/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 79
Di Bandara ............................................................................................................................................ 79
e-humor 1298/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 80
Balasan .................................................................................................................................................. 80
e-humor 1299/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 81
Penjual Roti Vs Cemplon .................................................................................................................... 81
e-humor 1300/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 82
Cari Jodoh ............................................................................................................................................. 82
e-humor 1301/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 83
Iseng-Iseng Berhadiah ........................................................................................................................ 83
e-humor 1302/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 84
Pintar Matematika ................................................................................................................................ 84
e-humor 1303/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 85
Gigi Palsu .............................................................................................................................................. 85
e-humor 1304/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 86
Mengajar Burung .................................................................................................................................. 86
e-humor 1305/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 87
Nilai 5 ..................................................................................................................................................... 87
e-humor 1305/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 88
Nilai 5 ..................................................................................................................................................... 88
e-humor 1306/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 89
Baba ....................................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 1308/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 90
Bagus Untuk Mata ................................................................................................................................ 90
e-humor 1308/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 91
Ulang Tahun Ibu ................................................................................................................................... 91
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1310/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 92
Paling Pintar .......................................................................................................................................... 92
e-humor 1311/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 93
Penemuan ............................................................................................................................................. 93
e-humor 1312/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 94
Obrolan Tiga Anak ............................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1313/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 95
Antrian .................................................................................................................................................... 95
e-humor 1314/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 96
Kebiasaan.............................................................................................................................................. 96
e-humor 1315/Agustus/2007 ...................................................................................... 97
Tidak Ke Gereja .................................................................................................................................... 97
e-humor 1316/Agustus/2007 ...................................................................................... 98
Hukuman Yang Adil ............................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 1317/Agustus/2007 ...................................................................................... 99
Jawaban Doa ........................................................................................................................................ 99
e-humor 1318/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 101
Aneh Tapi Nyata ................................................................................................................................. 101
e-humor 1319/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 102
Karangan Sama.................................................................................................................................. 102
e-humor 1320/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 103
Menyanyi ............................................................................................................................................. 103
e-humor 1321/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 104
Tomat ................................................................................................................................................... 104
e-humor 1322/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 105
Borong Penyakit ................................................................................................................................. 105
e-humor 1323/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 106
Buku Rapor ......................................................................................................................................... 106
e-humor 1324/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 107
Krisis Pernikahan ............................................................................................................................... 107
e-humor 1325/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 108
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HUMOR 2007
Membanggakan Anak ........................................................................................................................ 108
e-humor 1326/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 109
Penuaan .............................................................................................................................................. 109
e-humor 1327/September/2007 ................................................................................ 110
Takut Terpisahkan ............................................................................................................................. 110
e-humor 1328/September/2007 ................................................................................ 111
Menanti Bis.......................................................................................................................................... 111
e-humor 1329/September/2007 ................................................................................ 112
Membangunkan Anak ........................................................................................................................ 112
e-humor 1330/September/2007 ................................................................................ 113
Semakin Tua ....................................................................................................................................... 113
e-humor 1331/September/2007 ................................................................................ 114
Pura-Pura ............................................................................................................................................ 114
e-humor 1332/September/2007 ................................................................................ 115
Aneh Vs Hebat .................................................................................................................................... 115
e-humor 1333/September/2007 ................................................................................ 116
Gerakan Tangan Wasit ..................................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 1334/September/2007 ................................................................................ 117
Nonton Bioskop .................................................................................................................................. 117
e-humor 1335/September/2007 ................................................................................ 118
Tidak Sadar Diri .................................................................................................................................. 118
e-humor 1336/September/2007 ................................................................................ 119
Informasi Rumah Sakit ...................................................................................................................... 119
e-humor 1337/September/2007 ................................................................................ 120
Pengalaman Koma............................................................................................................................. 120
e-humor 1338/September/2007 ................................................................................ 121
Operasi Sederhana ............................................................................................................................ 121
e-humor 1339/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 122
Nangka ................................................................................................................................................. 122
e-humor 1340/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 123
Penjaga Palang .................................................................................................................................. 123
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1341/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 124
Sakit...................................................................................................................................................... 124
e-humor 1342/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 125
Lia ......................................................................................................................................................... 125
e-humor 1343/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 126
Sopir Ngotot ........................................................................................................................................ 126
e-humor 1344/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 127
Puzzle .................................................................................................................................................. 127
e-humor 1345/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 128
Syukuran Wisuda ............................................................................................................................... 128
e-humor 1346/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 130
Penjual Telur ....................................................................................................................................... 130
e-humor 1347/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 131
TV dan Tindak Kekerasan ................................................................................................................ 131
e-humor 1348/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 132
Pengalaman Kerja.............................................................................................................................. 132
e-humor 1349/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 133
Pengumpul Besi ................................................................................................................................. 133
e-humor 1350/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 134
Kerja Baru............................................................................................................................................ 134
e-humor 1351/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 135
Kaya Semut ......................................................................................................................................... 135
e-humor 1352/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 136
Pelajaran IPA ...................................................................................................................................... 136
e-humor 1353/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 137
Cendol .................................................................................................................................................. 137
e-humor 1354/November/2007 ................................................................................. 138
Rabies .................................................................................................................................................. 138
e-humor 1355/November/2007 ................................................................................. 139
Sendirian.............................................................................................................................................. 139
e-humor 1356/November/2007 ................................................................................. 140
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HUMOR 2007
Catatan Kriminal ................................................................................................................................. 140
e-humor 1357/November/2007 ................................................................................. 141
Tes Polisi ............................................................................................................................................. 141
e-humor 1358/November/2007 ................................................................................. 142
Permen Karet ...................................................................................................................................... 142
e-humor 1359/November/2007 ................................................................................. 143
Polos .................................................................................................................................................... 143
e-humor 1360/November/2007 ................................................................................. 144
Sombong-Sombongan....................................................................................................................... 144
e-humor 1361/November/2007 ................................................................................. 145
Adu Hebat Korupsi ............................................................................................................................. 145
e-humor 1362/November/2007 ................................................................................. 146
Raja Hutan .......................................................................................................................................... 146
e-humor 1363/November/2007 ................................................................................. 147
Istri = Tiket ........................................................................................................................................... 147
e-humor 1364/November/2007 ................................................................................. 148
Di Hotel ................................................................................................................................................ 148
e-humor 1365/November/2007 ................................................................................. 149
Jika Aku Mati ....................................................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 1366/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 150
Menantu ............................................................................................................................................... 150
e-humor 1367/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 152
Harmonika ........................................................................................................................................... 152
e-humor 1368/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 153
Jam Dan Parfum................................................................................................................................. 153
e-humor 1369/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 154
Santa Claus Atau Santa Cruz .......................................................................................................... 154
e-humor 1370/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 155
Hotel Di Betlehem .............................................................................................................................. 155
e-humor 1371/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 156
Pulang Kampung ................................................................................................................................ 156
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e-humor 1372/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 157
Ornamen Natal ................................................................................................................................... 157
e-humor 1373/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 158
Sepuluh Ribu Atau Dua Puluh Ribu ................................................................................................ 158
e-humor 1374/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 159
Brokoli .................................................................................................................................................. 159
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 161
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e-humor 1234/Januari/2007
Dear all,
Bagaimana dengan liburan Anda? Gimana dengan cerita-ceritanya? Nah, ini ada satu
cerita seru nih :) Terima kasih ya Pak Hadi :)
Natalan Anak Muda
Hari Natal yang baru lalu anak saya kedatangan beberapa orang temannya. Lalu
mereka kami suguhi kue dan minuman ringan. Karena asyik ngobrol, maka dengan
cepat kue-kue natal yang dihidangkan ludes dimakan.
Ketika tinggal sebuah kue kastengel tersisa di toples kue, tak satu orang pun yang
mengambilnya. tetapi ternyata ada dua orang yang sama- sama tertarik untuk
mengambil sisa kue terakhir itu. Secara bersamaan mereka mengulurkan tangan
hendak mengambil sisa kue terakhir tadi. Tetapi yang seorang lebih cepat dari teman
lainnya.
Dengan agak setengah malu teman yang kalah cepat tadi langsung mengambil dan
mengangkat toples kue tadi dengan pura-pura melihat merek yang ada di toples sambil
berkata, "Wah, kuenya enak, lho. Ini merek apa, ya?"
Sontak teman-temannya tertawa terbahak-bahak, sambil berolok, karena sebenarnya
mereka tahu apa yang terjadi. Mengetahui akan hal ini, maka istri saya lalu
mengeluarkan kue baru. Dan teman yang terlanjur malu tadi mendapatkan giliran
pertama untuk menikmati.
Untung dia bermentalk ndableg. Toples itu lalu dipegang erat sambil terus makan
beberapa biji sambil berolok, "Orang ngalah akan mendapat banyak berkah...."
Kemudian teman-teman lainnya berebut mengambil kue tersebut. Dasar anak
muda....!!!
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Mazmur+119:9 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari "Hadi P. Sahardjo"
Sumber: Arsip
“
Aku bersegera dan tidak berlambat-lambat untuk berpegang pada perintahperintah-Mu."
—Mazmur 119:60—
14
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1237/Januari/2007
Shalom,
Anak-anak memang selalu menggemaskan. Gak ada habis-habisnya cerita lucu tentang
mereka.
Susu Dan Madu
Di sekolah minggu guru bercerita tentang tanah yang dijanjikan Tuhan kepada bangsa
Israel. Ibu guru berkata, "Coba sekarang bayangkan suatu tempat yang berlimpah
dengan susu dan madu."
Si Nana spontan menjawab dengan wajah lugu, "Wah ... pasti lengket semua donk, Bu."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Keluaran+33:3 >
Sumber: Redaksi
“
...yakni ke suatu negeri yang berlimpah-limpah susu dan madu. Sebab Aku tidak
akan berjalan di tengah-tengahmu, karena engkau ini bangsa yang tegar tengkuk,
supaya Aku jangan membinasakan engkau di jalan."
—Keluaran 33:3—
15
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1238/Januari/2007
Hanya Nama
Di Kelas 1 sebuah Sekolah Dasar, Ibu guru sedang mengabsen kelasnya.
Guru : "Nana Yuliani!"
Nana : "Saya, Bu!"
Guru : "David Hutagalung!"
David : "Saya, Bu!"
Guru : "Tono Surtono M.!"
Tono : "Saya, Bu!"
Guru : "Tono, tolong sini sebentar..."
Tono : "Kenapa, Bu Guru?"
"Ibu agak nggak suka sama nama kamu. Kalo udah Tono, jangan pake Surtono
Guru :
lagi. Jadinya aneh. Bilangin itu ke bapak kamu, ya!?"
Tono : "Iya, Bu!"
Guru : "Ngomong-ngomong, M-nya itu singkatan dari apa?"
Tono : "Martono, Bu!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Lukas+6:22 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari Melanie
“
Berbahagialah kamu, jika karena Anak Manusia orang membenci kamu, dan jika
mereka mengucilkan kamu, dan mencela kamu serta menolak namamu sebagai
sesuatu yang jahat."
—Lukas 6:22—
16
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1239/Januari/2007
Halo,
Dalam kehidupan rumah tangga ternyata banyak juga suka dan duka yang bisa
membuat kita selalu tertawa jika mengingatnya. Nah, sajian berikut ini mungkin bisa
menghibur Anda :)
Dua Positif
Isteriku menyampaikan kabar gembira, "Pa, tadi pagi aku beli alat tes kehamilan dan
ternyata positif, aku hamil!"
Wahh ... aku senang sekali sampai-sampai kucium isteriku berulang kali saking
senangnya.
"Tapi kabar gembiranya bukan cuma itu, Pa!" kata isteriku lagi, "kita akan punya anak
kembar!"
"Lho kok kamu tahu?" tanyaku dengan kebingungan karena tidak mungkin dia bisa tahu
anaknya kembar hanya dengan hanya alat tes kehamilan.
"Gini lho, aku tadi belinya alat tes yang satu bungkus isinya dua alat tes," isteriku
mencoba menjelaskan, "dan dua-duanya hasilnya positif, berarti anak kita kembar
kan!?"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+26:4 >
Sumber: Buffalosjokes
“
Jangan menjawab orang bebal menurut kebodohannya, supaya jangan engkau
sendiri menjadi sama dengan dia."
—Amsal 26:4—
17
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1240/Januari/2007
Suatu hari seorang istri mengeluh pada suaminya tentang penyakitnya.
Dokter Lain
Istri
: "Pa, kepalaku sering pusing, dan dadaku sering berdebar-debar juga sering
mual."
Suami : "Kalo gitu kita kedokter aja ya!?"
Kemudian mereka berdua pergi ke dokter spesialis penyakit dalam. Suaminya
menunggu di luar ketika istrinya diperiksa dokter. Tak lama kemudian si istri keluar dari
ruang periksa, dengan cemas si suami bertanya pada istrinya.
Suami : "Sakit apa Ma, kata dokter?"
"Dokter bilang aku gak ada penyakit apa-apa, cuma sedikit stres aja. Dia
Istri : menyarankan supaya kita liburan dulu supaya bisa rilex, seperti ke BANGKOK,
SINGAPURA, MALAYSIA, gitu lho Pa! Enaknya pergi ke mana ya, Pa?"
Si suami terdiam sejenak, kemudian berkata ....
Suami : "KITA PERGI KE DOKTER LAIN AJA, YA MA!!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Efesus+5:24 >
Sumber: Buffalosjokes
“
Karena itu sebagaimana jemaat tunduk kepada Kristus, demikian jugalah isteri
kepada suami dalam segala sesuatu.
—Efesus 5:24—
18
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1241/Januari/2007
Dear All,
Minggu ini sajiannya menu-menu spesial seputar makanan .... Langsung simak yo' :)
Pegang-Pegang
Ny. Netty Gembull akan menikahkan anaknya. Ia pergi ke
pembuat kue yang tersohor. Ketika Ny. Netty datang,
merampungkan pesanan dari langganannya yang berselera
Nyah Sedap yang baik hati itu memberikan contoh kuenya,
Netty Gembull akan memesan kue yang sama.
rumah Nyah Sedap Ahlu,
Nyah Sedap baru saja
ningrat. Maka serta merta
dengan harapan agar Ny,
"Nah Ny. Netty silakan mencicipi dulu! Pasti Nyonya akan memilih kue ini, meskipun
harganya agak mahal. Namanya saja pesta, kan harus lebih istimewa daripada hari-hari
biasa."
"Aduh, terima kasih! Maaf saya sedang diet. Saya percaya, pasti kuenya enak."
"Kalau begitu tunggu sebentar ya, saya buatkan sari buah saja," kata Nyah Sedap.
"Ya, bolehlah, terima kasih."
Nyah Sedap meninggalkan Ny. Netty Gembull sendirian di ruang tamu. Empat potong
kue istimewa masih tergolek seolah-olah melambai mengundang selera. Dan rupanya
Ny. Netty tergoda juga. Maka dicoleknya rhum manis yang ada di atas kue itu.
Wuah...bukan main enaknya, pujinya dalam hati. Rhum manis yang telah dicicipinya itu
telah membakar rasa pengen mencicipi kuenya juga. Mata Ny. Netty melirik ke ruang
dalam.
Oohh, Nyah Sedap sedang sibuk di belakang, pikirnya. Kalau begitu kuenya akan aku
ambil sepotong, dan yang lainnya akan kutata sedemikian rupa supaya tidak kentara.
Tangan ringan Ny. Netty menjulur maju. Tetapi tiba-tiba ....
"Ohh, Nyonya sudah nggak diet lagi, ya?" Rupanya suami Nyah Sedap masuk ke ruang
tamu.
Apa boleh buat! Ny. Netty harus berkilah, "Ah ... nggak kok! Cuma pengen megangmegang doang."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Ibrani+13:9 >
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HUMOR 2007
Sumber: Senyum Sana-Sini (Harsono Kelop & Andreas Sudarsono), p.84
Sebab yang baik ialah, bahwa hati kamu diperkuat dengan kasih karunia dan
“ bukan
dengan pelbagai makanan yang tidak memberi faedah kepada mereka yang
”
menuruti aturan-aturan makanan macam itu."
—Ibrani 13:9—
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1242/Januari/2007
Ikan Mati
Eko disiapkan sarapan pagi sereal dengan susu oleh ibunya. Eko yang mempunyai
aquarium, berjalan ke arah aquarium dengan segenggam sereal di tangan, berniat
memberikan sereal tersebut untuk makanan ikan-ikan di dalam aquarium. Tepat ketika
Eko akan memberikan cereal, ibunya masuk ke ruang makan.
"Eko, jangan kamu berikan sereal itu kepada ikan. Nanti ikannya mati semua," tegur
ibunya.
Dengan wajah pucat Eko menjawab, "Lalu, mengapa Ibu berikan sereal ini kepada
saya?"
< http://www.sabda.org/sabdaweb/?p=Amsal+14:5 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari Wiana(at)xxxx
“
Saksi yang setia tidak berbohong, tetapi siapa menyembur-nyemburkan
kebohongan, adalah saksi dusta."
—Amsal 14:5—
21
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1243/Februari/2007
Dear all,
Minggu ini ada tiga humor yang siap menghibur Anda. Tentang Nyamuk, Adik Baru, dan
Negara Sehat. Tiga-tiga pasti dapat membawa suasana sukacita di mana pun Anda
membaca humor hari ini.
Tentunya jangan lupa untuk bagi-bagi berkat ke rekan-rekan Anda ya :)
Selamat berhumor ....
Semprotan Nyamuk
Nani masuk ke sebuah toko hendak membeli semprotan nyamuk.
Saat membayar dia bertanya kepada kasir, "Ini bagus untuk nyamuk?"
Sang kasir yang baru satu minggu bekerja mengamati sejenak dan berkata, "Wah
semprotan ini gak bagus buat nyamuk, Nyonya. Soalnya mereka bisa mati nanti."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Yesaya+51:6 >
Sumber: Buffalos Jokes
“
Arahkanlah matamu ke langit dan lihatlah ke bumi di bawah; sebab langit lenyap
seperti asap, bumi memburuk seperti pakaian yang sudah usang dan
penduduknya akan mati seperti nyamuk; tetapi kelepasan yang Kuberikan akan
tetap untuk selama-lamanya, dan keselamatan yang dari pada-Ku tidak akan
berakhir."
—Yesaya 51:6—
22
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1244/Februari/2007
Adik Baru
Ryan baru saja memiliki seorang adik. Suatu malam Ryan terbangun karena adiknya itu
menangis kencang sekali dan lama sekali baru tenang. Dia merasa amat terganggu
karena dia masih iri akan kehadiran adiknya itu.
Ryan bertanya kepada ibunya yang setengah mengantuk, "Dari mana sih adik datang?"
"Dari surga, Ryan."
Ryan ber
2007
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
Diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
http://www.ylsa.org
© 2007 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2007
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1234/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 12
Natalan Anak Muda ............................................................................................................................. 12
e-humor 1235/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 13
Pesawat Terbang ................................................................................................................................. 13
e-humor 1236/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 14
Terlambat .............................................................................................................................................. 14
e-humor 1237/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 15
Susu Dan Madu .................................................................................................................................... 15
e-humor 1238/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 16
Hanya Nama ......................................................................................................................................... 16
e-humor 1239/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 17
Dua Positif ............................................................................................................................................. 17
e-humor 1240/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 18
Dokter Lain ............................................................................................................................................ 18
e-humor 1241/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 19
Pegang-Pegang.................................................................................................................................... 19
e-humor 1242/Januari/2007 ....................................................................................... 21
Ikan Mati ................................................................................................................................................ 21
e-humor 1243/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 22
Semprotan Nyamuk ............................................................................................................................. 22
e-humor 1244/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 23
Adik Baru ............................................................................................................................................... 23
e-humor 1245/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 24
Negara Sehat ........................................................................................................................................ 24
e-humor 1246/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 25
Termos Sasa ......................................................................................................................................... 25
e-humor 1247/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 26
Panggangan Roti.................................................................................................................................. 26
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e-humor 1248/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 27
Terkunci ................................................................................................................................................. 27
e-humor 1249/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 28
Kerjaan Tiga Orang.............................................................................................................................. 28
e-humor 1250/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 29
Anjing Pelacak ...................................................................................................................................... 29
e-humor 1251/Februari/2007 ...................................................................................... 30
Anjing Tersayang ................................................................................................................................. 30
e-humor 1252/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 31
Ibu yang Sabar ..................................................................................................................................... 31
e-humor 1253/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 33
Tidak Taat Aturan ................................................................................................................................. 33
e-humor 1254/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 34
Kurang Sabar ........................................................................................................................................ 34
e-humor 1255/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 35
Suara Di Tembok ................................................................................................................................. 35
e-humor 1256/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 36
Golf Lebih Penting ................................................................................................................................ 36
e-humor 1257/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 37
Psikiater VS Bartender ........................................................................................................................ 37
e-humor 1258/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 38
Bangga-Banggaan ............................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 1259/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 39
Pakai Hidung ......................................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 1260/Maret/2007 .......................................................................................... 40
Si Sombong ........................................................................................................................................... 40
e-humor 1261/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 41
Terjun Payung....................................................................................................................................... 41
e-humor 1262/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 42
Laptop .................................................................................................................................................... 42
e-humor 1263/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 43
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Hitungan Detik ...................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1264/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 44
Tips Berhenti Merokok......................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 1265/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 46
Bela Bangsa .......................................................................................................................................... 46
e-humor 1266/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 47
Tolong! ................................................................................................................................................... 47
e-humor 1267/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 48
Pendeta Dan Polisi............................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 1268/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 50
Tumor Otak ........................................................................................................................................... 50
e-humor 1269/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 51
Help ........................................................................................................................................................ 51
e-humor 1270/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 52
Hasil Prakarya ...................................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 1271/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 53
Siapa Salah ........................................................................................................................................... 53
e-humor 1272/April/2007 ............................................................................................ 54
Kisah Daniel .......................................................................................................................................... 54
e-humor 1273/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 55
Selamat .................................................................................................................................................. 55
e-humor 1274/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 56
Washington DC..................................................................................................................................... 56
e-humor 1275/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 57
Perfeksionis ........................................................................................................................................... 57
e-humor 1276/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 58
Ngomongin Orang ................................................................................................................................ 58
e-humor 1277/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 59
Menjaga Adik ........................................................................................................................................ 59
e-humor 1278/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 60
Tertangkap Basah ................................................................................................................................ 60
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e-humor 1279/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 61
Ssstttt ...! ................................................................................................................................................ 61
e-humor 1280/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 62
Pelayan Sabar ...................................................................................................................................... 62
e-humor 1281/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 63
Salah Sasaran ...................................................................................................................................... 63
e-humor 1282/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 64
Doa Seorang Cucu............................................................................................................................... 64
e-humor 1283/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 65
Boneka Yang Rusak ............................................................................................................................ 65
e-humor 1284/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 66
Hadiah Untuk Mama ............................................................................................................................ 66
e-humor 1285/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 67
Paranoid ................................................................................................................................................ 67
e-humor 1286/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 68
Pilihan Karier ......................................................................................................................................... 68
e-humor 1287/Mei/2007 ............................................................................................. 69
Penulis Cilik........................................................................................................................................... 69
e-humor 1288/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 70
Setangkai Mawar.................................................................................................................................. 70
e-humor 1289/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 71
Di Toko Kain .......................................................................................................................................... 71
e-humor 1290/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 72
Koruptor ................................................................................................................................................. 72
e-humor 1291/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 73
Jejak ....................................................................................................................................................... 73
e-humor 1292/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 74
Paling Bersih ......................................................................................................................................... 74
e-humor 1293/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 75
Seandainya Aku Jadi Yusuf ................................................................................................................ 75
e-humor 1294/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 76
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HUMOR 2007
Seribu Macam Penyakit ...................................................................................................................... 76
e-humor 1295/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 77
Periksa Gratis ....................................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1296/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 78
Dering Telepon ..................................................................................................................................... 78
e-humor 1297/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 79
Di Bandara ............................................................................................................................................ 79
e-humor 1298/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 80
Balasan .................................................................................................................................................. 80
e-humor 1299/Juni/2007 ............................................................................................ 81
Penjual Roti Vs Cemplon .................................................................................................................... 81
e-humor 1300/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 82
Cari Jodoh ............................................................................................................................................. 82
e-humor 1301/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 83
Iseng-Iseng Berhadiah ........................................................................................................................ 83
e-humor 1302/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 84
Pintar Matematika ................................................................................................................................ 84
e-humor 1303/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 85
Gigi Palsu .............................................................................................................................................. 85
e-humor 1304/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 86
Mengajar Burung .................................................................................................................................. 86
e-humor 1305/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 87
Nilai 5 ..................................................................................................................................................... 87
e-humor 1305/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 88
Nilai 5 ..................................................................................................................................................... 88
e-humor 1306/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 89
Baba ....................................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 1308/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 90
Bagus Untuk Mata ................................................................................................................................ 90
e-humor 1308/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 91
Ulang Tahun Ibu ................................................................................................................................... 91
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e-humor 1310/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 92
Paling Pintar .......................................................................................................................................... 92
e-humor 1311/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 93
Penemuan ............................................................................................................................................. 93
e-humor 1312/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 94
Obrolan Tiga Anak ............................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1313/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 95
Antrian .................................................................................................................................................... 95
e-humor 1314/Juli/2007.............................................................................................. 96
Kebiasaan.............................................................................................................................................. 96
e-humor 1315/Agustus/2007 ...................................................................................... 97
Tidak Ke Gereja .................................................................................................................................... 97
e-humor 1316/Agustus/2007 ...................................................................................... 98
Hukuman Yang Adil ............................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 1317/Agustus/2007 ...................................................................................... 99
Jawaban Doa ........................................................................................................................................ 99
e-humor 1318/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 101
Aneh Tapi Nyata ................................................................................................................................. 101
e-humor 1319/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 102
Karangan Sama.................................................................................................................................. 102
e-humor 1320/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 103
Menyanyi ............................................................................................................................................. 103
e-humor 1321/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 104
Tomat ................................................................................................................................................... 104
e-humor 1322/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 105
Borong Penyakit ................................................................................................................................. 105
e-humor 1323/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 106
Buku Rapor ......................................................................................................................................... 106
e-humor 1324/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 107
Krisis Pernikahan ............................................................................................................................... 107
e-humor 1325/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 108
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Membanggakan Anak ........................................................................................................................ 108
e-humor 1326/Agustus/2007 .................................................................................... 109
Penuaan .............................................................................................................................................. 109
e-humor 1327/September/2007 ................................................................................ 110
Takut Terpisahkan ............................................................................................................................. 110
e-humor 1328/September/2007 ................................................................................ 111
Menanti Bis.......................................................................................................................................... 111
e-humor 1329/September/2007 ................................................................................ 112
Membangunkan Anak ........................................................................................................................ 112
e-humor 1330/September/2007 ................................................................................ 113
Semakin Tua ....................................................................................................................................... 113
e-humor 1331/September/2007 ................................................................................ 114
Pura-Pura ............................................................................................................................................ 114
e-humor 1332/September/2007 ................................................................................ 115
Aneh Vs Hebat .................................................................................................................................... 115
e-humor 1333/September/2007 ................................................................................ 116
Gerakan Tangan Wasit ..................................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 1334/September/2007 ................................................................................ 117
Nonton Bioskop .................................................................................................................................. 117
e-humor 1335/September/2007 ................................................................................ 118
Tidak Sadar Diri .................................................................................................................................. 118
e-humor 1336/September/2007 ................................................................................ 119
Informasi Rumah Sakit ...................................................................................................................... 119
e-humor 1337/September/2007 ................................................................................ 120
Pengalaman Koma............................................................................................................................. 120
e-humor 1338/September/2007 ................................................................................ 121
Operasi Sederhana ............................................................................................................................ 121
e-humor 1339/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 122
Nangka ................................................................................................................................................. 122
e-humor 1340/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 123
Penjaga Palang .................................................................................................................................. 123
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e-humor 1341/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 124
Sakit...................................................................................................................................................... 124
e-humor 1342/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 125
Lia ......................................................................................................................................................... 125
e-humor 1343/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 126
Sopir Ngotot ........................................................................................................................................ 126
e-humor 1344/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 127
Puzzle .................................................................................................................................................. 127
e-humor 1345/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 128
Syukuran Wisuda ............................................................................................................................... 128
e-humor 1346/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 130
Penjual Telur ....................................................................................................................................... 130
e-humor 1347/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 131
TV dan Tindak Kekerasan ................................................................................................................ 131
e-humor 1348/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 132
Pengalaman Kerja.............................................................................................................................. 132
e-humor 1349/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 133
Pengumpul Besi ................................................................................................................................. 133
e-humor 1350/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 134
Kerja Baru............................................................................................................................................ 134
e-humor 1351/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 135
Kaya Semut ......................................................................................................................................... 135
e-humor 1352/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 136
Pelajaran IPA ...................................................................................................................................... 136
e-humor 1353/Oktober/2007 .................................................................................... 137
Cendol .................................................................................................................................................. 137
e-humor 1354/November/2007 ................................................................................. 138
Rabies .................................................................................................................................................. 138
e-humor 1355/November/2007 ................................................................................. 139
Sendirian.............................................................................................................................................. 139
e-humor 1356/November/2007 ................................................................................. 140
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HUMOR 2007
Catatan Kriminal ................................................................................................................................. 140
e-humor 1357/November/2007 ................................................................................. 141
Tes Polisi ............................................................................................................................................. 141
e-humor 1358/November/2007 ................................................................................. 142
Permen Karet ...................................................................................................................................... 142
e-humor 1359/November/2007 ................................................................................. 143
Polos .................................................................................................................................................... 143
e-humor 1360/November/2007 ................................................................................. 144
Sombong-Sombongan....................................................................................................................... 144
e-humor 1361/November/2007 ................................................................................. 145
Adu Hebat Korupsi ............................................................................................................................. 145
e-humor 1362/November/2007 ................................................................................. 146
Raja Hutan .......................................................................................................................................... 146
e-humor 1363/November/2007 ................................................................................. 147
Istri = Tiket ........................................................................................................................................... 147
e-humor 1364/November/2007 ................................................................................. 148
Di Hotel ................................................................................................................................................ 148
e-humor 1365/November/2007 ................................................................................. 149
Jika Aku Mati ....................................................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 1366/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 150
Menantu ............................................................................................................................................... 150
e-humor 1367/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 152
Harmonika ........................................................................................................................................... 152
e-humor 1368/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 153
Jam Dan Parfum................................................................................................................................. 153
e-humor 1369/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 154
Santa Claus Atau Santa Cruz .......................................................................................................... 154
e-humor 1370/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 155
Hotel Di Betlehem .............................................................................................................................. 155
e-humor 1371/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 156
Pulang Kampung ................................................................................................................................ 156
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1372/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 157
Ornamen Natal ................................................................................................................................... 157
e-humor 1373/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 158
Sepuluh Ribu Atau Dua Puluh Ribu ................................................................................................ 158
e-humor 1374/Desember/2007 ................................................................................. 159
Brokoli .................................................................................................................................................. 159
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 161
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1234/Januari/2007
Dear all,
Bagaimana dengan liburan Anda? Gimana dengan cerita-ceritanya? Nah, ini ada satu
cerita seru nih :) Terima kasih ya Pak Hadi :)
Natalan Anak Muda
Hari Natal yang baru lalu anak saya kedatangan beberapa orang temannya. Lalu
mereka kami suguhi kue dan minuman ringan. Karena asyik ngobrol, maka dengan
cepat kue-kue natal yang dihidangkan ludes dimakan.
Ketika tinggal sebuah kue kastengel tersisa di toples kue, tak satu orang pun yang
mengambilnya. tetapi ternyata ada dua orang yang sama- sama tertarik untuk
mengambil sisa kue terakhir itu. Secara bersamaan mereka mengulurkan tangan
hendak mengambil sisa kue terakhir tadi. Tetapi yang seorang lebih cepat dari teman
lainnya.
Dengan agak setengah malu teman yang kalah cepat tadi langsung mengambil dan
mengangkat toples kue tadi dengan pura-pura melihat merek yang ada di toples sambil
berkata, "Wah, kuenya enak, lho. Ini merek apa, ya?"
Sontak teman-temannya tertawa terbahak-bahak, sambil berolok, karena sebenarnya
mereka tahu apa yang terjadi. Mengetahui akan hal ini, maka istri saya lalu
mengeluarkan kue baru. Dan teman yang terlanjur malu tadi mendapatkan giliran
pertama untuk menikmati.
Untung dia bermentalk ndableg. Toples itu lalu dipegang erat sambil terus makan
beberapa biji sambil berolok, "Orang ngalah akan mendapat banyak berkah...."
Kemudian teman-teman lainnya berebut mengambil kue tersebut. Dasar anak
muda....!!!
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Mazmur+119:9 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari "Hadi P. Sahardjo"
Sumber: Arsip
“
Aku bersegera dan tidak berlambat-lambat untuk berpegang pada perintahperintah-Mu."
—Mazmur 119:60—
14
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1237/Januari/2007
Shalom,
Anak-anak memang selalu menggemaskan. Gak ada habis-habisnya cerita lucu tentang
mereka.
Susu Dan Madu
Di sekolah minggu guru bercerita tentang tanah yang dijanjikan Tuhan kepada bangsa
Israel. Ibu guru berkata, "Coba sekarang bayangkan suatu tempat yang berlimpah
dengan susu dan madu."
Si Nana spontan menjawab dengan wajah lugu, "Wah ... pasti lengket semua donk, Bu."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Keluaran+33:3 >
Sumber: Redaksi
“
...yakni ke suatu negeri yang berlimpah-limpah susu dan madu. Sebab Aku tidak
akan berjalan di tengah-tengahmu, karena engkau ini bangsa yang tegar tengkuk,
supaya Aku jangan membinasakan engkau di jalan."
—Keluaran 33:3—
15
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1238/Januari/2007
Hanya Nama
Di Kelas 1 sebuah Sekolah Dasar, Ibu guru sedang mengabsen kelasnya.
Guru : "Nana Yuliani!"
Nana : "Saya, Bu!"
Guru : "David Hutagalung!"
David : "Saya, Bu!"
Guru : "Tono Surtono M.!"
Tono : "Saya, Bu!"
Guru : "Tono, tolong sini sebentar..."
Tono : "Kenapa, Bu Guru?"
"Ibu agak nggak suka sama nama kamu. Kalo udah Tono, jangan pake Surtono
Guru :
lagi. Jadinya aneh. Bilangin itu ke bapak kamu, ya!?"
Tono : "Iya, Bu!"
Guru : "Ngomong-ngomong, M-nya itu singkatan dari apa?"
Tono : "Martono, Bu!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Lukas+6:22 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari Melanie
“
Berbahagialah kamu, jika karena Anak Manusia orang membenci kamu, dan jika
mereka mengucilkan kamu, dan mencela kamu serta menolak namamu sebagai
sesuatu yang jahat."
—Lukas 6:22—
16
”
HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1239/Januari/2007
Halo,
Dalam kehidupan rumah tangga ternyata banyak juga suka dan duka yang bisa
membuat kita selalu tertawa jika mengingatnya. Nah, sajian berikut ini mungkin bisa
menghibur Anda :)
Dua Positif
Isteriku menyampaikan kabar gembira, "Pa, tadi pagi aku beli alat tes kehamilan dan
ternyata positif, aku hamil!"
Wahh ... aku senang sekali sampai-sampai kucium isteriku berulang kali saking
senangnya.
"Tapi kabar gembiranya bukan cuma itu, Pa!" kata isteriku lagi, "kita akan punya anak
kembar!"
"Lho kok kamu tahu?" tanyaku dengan kebingungan karena tidak mungkin dia bisa tahu
anaknya kembar hanya dengan hanya alat tes kehamilan.
"Gini lho, aku tadi belinya alat tes yang satu bungkus isinya dua alat tes," isteriku
mencoba menjelaskan, "dan dua-duanya hasilnya positif, berarti anak kita kembar
kan!?"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+26:4 >
Sumber: Buffalosjokes
“
Jangan menjawab orang bebal menurut kebodohannya, supaya jangan engkau
sendiri menjadi sama dengan dia."
—Amsal 26:4—
17
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1240/Januari/2007
Suatu hari seorang istri mengeluh pada suaminya tentang penyakitnya.
Dokter Lain
Istri
: "Pa, kepalaku sering pusing, dan dadaku sering berdebar-debar juga sering
mual."
Suami : "Kalo gitu kita kedokter aja ya!?"
Kemudian mereka berdua pergi ke dokter spesialis penyakit dalam. Suaminya
menunggu di luar ketika istrinya diperiksa dokter. Tak lama kemudian si istri keluar dari
ruang periksa, dengan cemas si suami bertanya pada istrinya.
Suami : "Sakit apa Ma, kata dokter?"
"Dokter bilang aku gak ada penyakit apa-apa, cuma sedikit stres aja. Dia
Istri : menyarankan supaya kita liburan dulu supaya bisa rilex, seperti ke BANGKOK,
SINGAPURA, MALAYSIA, gitu lho Pa! Enaknya pergi ke mana ya, Pa?"
Si suami terdiam sejenak, kemudian berkata ....
Suami : "KITA PERGI KE DOKTER LAIN AJA, YA MA!!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Efesus+5:24 >
Sumber: Buffalosjokes
“
Karena itu sebagaimana jemaat tunduk kepada Kristus, demikian jugalah isteri
kepada suami dalam segala sesuatu.
—Efesus 5:24—
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1241/Januari/2007
Dear All,
Minggu ini sajiannya menu-menu spesial seputar makanan .... Langsung simak yo' :)
Pegang-Pegang
Ny. Netty Gembull akan menikahkan anaknya. Ia pergi ke
pembuat kue yang tersohor. Ketika Ny. Netty datang,
merampungkan pesanan dari langganannya yang berselera
Nyah Sedap yang baik hati itu memberikan contoh kuenya,
Netty Gembull akan memesan kue yang sama.
rumah Nyah Sedap Ahlu,
Nyah Sedap baru saja
ningrat. Maka serta merta
dengan harapan agar Ny,
"Nah Ny. Netty silakan mencicipi dulu! Pasti Nyonya akan memilih kue ini, meskipun
harganya agak mahal. Namanya saja pesta, kan harus lebih istimewa daripada hari-hari
biasa."
"Aduh, terima kasih! Maaf saya sedang diet. Saya percaya, pasti kuenya enak."
"Kalau begitu tunggu sebentar ya, saya buatkan sari buah saja," kata Nyah Sedap.
"Ya, bolehlah, terima kasih."
Nyah Sedap meninggalkan Ny. Netty Gembull sendirian di ruang tamu. Empat potong
kue istimewa masih tergolek seolah-olah melambai mengundang selera. Dan rupanya
Ny. Netty tergoda juga. Maka dicoleknya rhum manis yang ada di atas kue itu.
Wuah...bukan main enaknya, pujinya dalam hati. Rhum manis yang telah dicicipinya itu
telah membakar rasa pengen mencicipi kuenya juga. Mata Ny. Netty melirik ke ruang
dalam.
Oohh, Nyah Sedap sedang sibuk di belakang, pikirnya. Kalau begitu kuenya akan aku
ambil sepotong, dan yang lainnya akan kutata sedemikian rupa supaya tidak kentara.
Tangan ringan Ny. Netty menjulur maju. Tetapi tiba-tiba ....
"Ohh, Nyonya sudah nggak diet lagi, ya?" Rupanya suami Nyah Sedap masuk ke ruang
tamu.
Apa boleh buat! Ny. Netty harus berkilah, "Ah ... nggak kok! Cuma pengen megangmegang doang."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Ibrani+13:9 >
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Sumber: Senyum Sana-Sini (Harsono Kelop & Andreas Sudarsono), p.84
Sebab yang baik ialah, bahwa hati kamu diperkuat dengan kasih karunia dan
“ bukan
dengan pelbagai makanan yang tidak memberi faedah kepada mereka yang
”
menuruti aturan-aturan makanan macam itu."
—Ibrani 13:9—
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e-humor 1242/Januari/2007
Ikan Mati
Eko disiapkan sarapan pagi sereal dengan susu oleh ibunya. Eko yang mempunyai
aquarium, berjalan ke arah aquarium dengan segenggam sereal di tangan, berniat
memberikan sereal tersebut untuk makanan ikan-ikan di dalam aquarium. Tepat ketika
Eko akan memberikan cereal, ibunya masuk ke ruang makan.
"Eko, jangan kamu berikan sereal itu kepada ikan. Nanti ikannya mati semua," tegur
ibunya.
Dengan wajah pucat Eko menjawab, "Lalu, mengapa Ibu berikan sereal ini kepada
saya?"
< http://www.sabda.org/sabdaweb/?p=Amsal+14:5 >
Sumber: Kiriman dari Wiana(at)xxxx
“
Saksi yang setia tidak berbohong, tetapi siapa menyembur-nyemburkan
kebohongan, adalah saksi dusta."
—Amsal 14:5—
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1243/Februari/2007
Dear all,
Minggu ini ada tiga humor yang siap menghibur Anda. Tentang Nyamuk, Adik Baru, dan
Negara Sehat. Tiga-tiga pasti dapat membawa suasana sukacita di mana pun Anda
membaca humor hari ini.
Tentunya jangan lupa untuk bagi-bagi berkat ke rekan-rekan Anda ya :)
Selamat berhumor ....
Semprotan Nyamuk
Nani masuk ke sebuah toko hendak membeli semprotan nyamuk.
Saat membayar dia bertanya kepada kasir, "Ini bagus untuk nyamuk?"
Sang kasir yang baru satu minggu bekerja mengamati sejenak dan berkata, "Wah
semprotan ini gak bagus buat nyamuk, Nyonya. Soalnya mereka bisa mati nanti."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Yesaya+51:6 >
Sumber: Buffalos Jokes
“
Arahkanlah matamu ke langit dan lihatlah ke bumi di bawah; sebab langit lenyap
seperti asap, bumi memburuk seperti pakaian yang sudah usang dan
penduduknya akan mati seperti nyamuk; tetapi kelepasan yang Kuberikan akan
tetap untuk selama-lamanya, dan keselamatan yang dari pada-Ku tidak akan
berakhir."
—Yesaya 51:6—
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HUMOR 2007
e-humor 1244/Februari/2007
Adik Baru
Ryan baru saja memiliki seorang adik. Suatu malam Ryan terbangun karena adiknya itu
menangis kencang sekali dan lama sekali baru tenang. Dia merasa amat terganggu
karena dia masih iri akan kehadiran adiknya itu.
Ryan bertanya kepada ibunya yang setengah mengantuk, "Dari mana sih adik datang?"
"Dari surga, Ryan."
Ryan ber