publikasi e-humor
HUMOR
2009
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
Diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
http://www.ylsa.org
© 2009 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2009
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1531/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 13
Berhenti Merokok ................................................................................................................................. 13
e-humor 1532/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 14
Sejarah Singkat Resolusi Tahun Baru .............................................................................................. 14
e-humor 1533/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 15
Malam Tahun Baru yang Pahit ........................................................................................................... 15
e-humor 1534/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 18
Belajar Mengetik ................................................................................................................................... 18
e-humor 1535/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 19
Hasil Kerja Keras .................................................................................................................................. 19
e-humor 1536/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 20
Berhenti Terlambat Kerja .................................................................................................................... 20
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 21
e-humor 1537/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 22
Supaya Bisa Main Golf ........................................................................................................................ 22
e-humor 1538/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 23
Mempelai Wanita Dan Pria ................................................................................................................. 23
e-humor 1539/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 24
Pendeta Lupa Nama ............................................................................................................................ 24
e-humor 1540/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 28
Pelajaran Statistik ................................................................................................................................ 28
e-humor 1541/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 29
Keluar Dari Kampus! ............................................................................................................................ 29
e-humor 1542/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 30
Guru Pengganti..................................................................................................................................... 30
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 31
e-humor 1543/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 32
Ngga Sadar Diri .................................................................................................................................... 32
e-humor 1544/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 33
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HUMOR 2009
Taruhan Dua Petinju ............................................................................................................................ 33
e-humor 1545/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 34
Main, Ngga Main, Main Lagi ............................................................................................................... 34
Stop Press: Blog SABDA Melayani Dengan Berbagi ..................................................................... 37
e-humor 1546/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 38
Sakit Atau Cinta Mati? ......................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 1547/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 39
Dapat Lotre, Usir Suami ...................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 1548/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 40
Aksi Diam .............................................................................................................................................. 40
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 41
e-humor 1549/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 42
Kritik Khotbah ........................................................................................................................................ 42
e-humor 1550/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 43
Khotbah Pertama Kali .......................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1551/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 44
Gereja Dan Jerami ............................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 1552/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 47
Kurus VS Gendut.................................................................................................................................. 47
e-humor 1553/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 48
Makanan Nggak Enak ......................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 1554/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 49
Lobster Pemenang ............................................................................................................................... 49
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 50
Stop Press: Baru! Kumpulan Bahan Paskah di Situs "paskah.sabda.org".................................. 51
e-humor 1555/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 52
Terbaik Kedua....................................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 1556/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 53
Sumber Uang ........................................................................................................................................ 53
e-humor 1557/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 54
Dua Dokter Bedah ................................................................................................................................ 54
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1558/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 56
Tidak Siap Persembahan .................................................................................................................... 56
e-humor 1559/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 57
Benar-Benar Tidak Masuk Akal ......................................................................................................... 57
e-humor 1560/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 58
Tuhan, Jaga Diri Ya! ............................................................................................................................ 58
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 59
e-humor 1561/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 60
Tulisan Di Papan Tulis......................................................................................................................... 60
e-humor 1562/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 61
H To O .................................................................................................................................................... 61
e-humor 1563/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 62
Pelajaran Sejarah ................................................................................................................................. 62
e-humor 1564/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 65
Istri Minta Uang Terus ......................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 1565/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 66
Akan Punya Istri ................................................................................................................................... 66
e-humor 1566/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 67
Miliuner Jadi Jutawan .......................................................................................................................... 67
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 68
e-humor 1567/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 69
Balet ....................................................................................................................................................... 69
e-humor 1568/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 70
Siapa Penciptamu? .............................................................................................................................. 70
e-humor 1569/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 71
Nakal:Rambut Putih ............................................................................................................................. 71
e-humor 1570/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 72
Apakah Paskah Itu? ............................................................................................................................. 72
e-humor 1571/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 74
Kebaktian Paskah Sekolah Minggu ................................................................................................... 74
e-humor 1572/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 75
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HUMOR 2009
Doa Seorang Anak Saat Paskah ....................................................................................................... 75
e-humor 1573/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 77
Kucing Dan Keluarganya .................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1574/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 78
Cangkirnya Ternyata ...! ...................................................................................................................... 78
e-humor 1575/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 79
Kucing Pintar Pulang Rumah ............................................................................................................. 79
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 80
e-humor 1576/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 81
Asal Bapak Masih Menang ................................................................................................................. 81
e-humor 1577/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 82
Menerjang Lampu Merah .................................................................................................................... 82
e-humor 1578/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 83
Orang Kaya Baru .................................................................................................................................. 83
e-humor 1579/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 87
Orang Paling Bijak Sedunia ................................................................................................................ 87
e-humor 1580/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 88
Ulang Tahun Kelima ............................................................................................................................ 88
e-humor 1581/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 89
Mancing Atau Sekolah Minggu .......................................................................................................... 89
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 1582/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 90
Memuai dan Mengerut......................................................................................................................... 90
e-humor 1583/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 91
Kutu Rambut ......................................................................................................................................... 91
e-humor 1584/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 92
Malah Main Kartu ................................................................................................................................. 92
e-humor 1585/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 94
Dua Atau Tiga Anak? ........................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1586/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 95
Makanan Nggak Enak ......................................................................................................................... 95
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e-humor 1587/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 97
Mumpung Bisa ...................................................................................................................................... 97
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 98
Stop Press: Situs Wanita Kristen: Wanita Dalam Kristus .............................................................. 99
e-humor 1588/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 100
Koleksi Sosis ....................................................................................................................................... 100
e-humor 1589/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 101
Tidur Telentang................................................................................................................................... 101
e-humor 1590/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 102
Masalah Tas Koper ............................................................................................................................ 102
e-humor 1591/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 105
Jatuh ..................................................................................................................................................... 105
e-humor 1592/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 106
Kamar Pak Yakub .............................................................................................................................. 106
e-humor 1593/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 107
Olahraga Karena Salah ..................................................................................................................... 107
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 108
e-humor 1594/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 109
Jam Korupsi ........................................................................................................................................ 109
e-humor 1595/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 111
Kompensasi Subsidi Bbm ................................................................................................................. 111
e-humor 1596/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 112
Pejabat Diberi Hadiah Mobil ............................................................................................................. 112
Stop Press: Baru! Situs Doa: Komunitas Pendoa Syafaat Indonesia< http://doa.sabda.org >
.............................................................................................................................................................. 114
e-humor 1597/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 115
Pengamat Lingkungan, Politikus, dan Bbm ................................................................................... 115
e-humor 1598/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 116
Perampokan Pejabat ......................................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 1599/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 117
Prosedur Pelaporan dan Pembayaran Pajak................................................................................. 117
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 118
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1600/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 119
Ajaran Ayah ......................................................................................................................................... 119
e-humor 1601/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 120
Aksi Mogok Pekerja ........................................................................................................................... 120
e-humor 1602/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 121
Zaman Presiden ................................................................................................................................. 121
e-humor 1603/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 123
Anak Terlantar Dipelihara Negara ................................................................................................... 123
e-humor 1604/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 124
Bahan Bakar Alternatif....................................................................................................................... 124
e-humor 1605/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 125
Dihukum Karena Dua Kesalahan .................................................................................................... 125
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 126
e-humor 1606/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 127
Jumlah Politikus yang Sering Berbohong ....................................................................................... 127
e-humor 1607/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 128
Mencari Pekerjaan Karena Teman Ketua Dewan ......................................................................... 128
e-humor 1608/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 129
Penelitian di Amerika, Alternatif Pengganti Bbm ........................................................................... 129
e-humor 1609/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 130
Yesus Orang Jawa Tengah .............................................................................................................. 130
e-humor 1610/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 131
Tempat Zakheus................................................................................................................................. 131
e-humor 1611/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 132
Ngga Seru, Dong!............................................................................................................................... 132
e-humor 1612/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 134
Takut Gagal ......................................................................................................................................... 134
e-humor 1613/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 135
Saya Mau Mengedarkan Kantong Persembahan ......................................................................... 135
e-humor 1614/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 136
Percaya Siapa..................................................................................................................................... 136
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HUMOR 2009
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 137
e-humor 1615/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 138
Kingkong .............................................................................................................................................. 138
e-humor 1616/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 139
Ibu yang Melahirkan........................................................................................................................... 139
e-humor 1617/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 140
Minta Roti ............................................................................................................................................ 140
e-humor 1618/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 142
Plester Aku Cinta Kamu .................................................................................................................... 142
e-humor 1619/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 144
yang Keluar Dari Mulut ...................................................................................................................... 144
e-humor 1620/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 145
Enggak Mau, Enggak Pernah Malam Mingguan ........................................................................... 145
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 146
e-humor 1621/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 147
Menyogok ............................................................................................................................................ 147
e-humor 1622/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 149
Penyelundupan ................................................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 1623/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 151
Ingin Tahu ............................................................................................................................................ 151
e-humor 1624/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 154
Perpuluhan Tergantung Profesi ....................................................................................................... 154
e-humor 1625/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 155
Kekayaan di Darat Berbeda Dengan Kekayaan di Laut ............................................................... 155
e-humor 1626/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 156
Upah di Surga ..................................................................................................................................... 156
e-humor 1627/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 157
Bintang Jasa Bagi Prajurit ................................................................................................................. 157
e-humor 1628/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 159
Polisi, ABRI, dan BIA ......................................................................................................................... 159
e-humor 1629/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 160
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HUMOR 2009
Polisi dan Pemabuk ........................................................................................................................... 160
e-humor 1630/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 162
Nasionalisme Indonesia .................................................................................................................... 162
e-humor 1631/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 164
Indonesia yang Paling Cepat............................................................................................................ 164
e-humor 1632/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 165
Kucing Kami Demokrat Sejati ........................................................................................................... 165
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 166
e-humor 1633/September/2009 ................................................................................ 167
Mabuk .................................................................................................................................................. 167
e-humor 1634/September/2009 ................................................................................ 169
Orang Tua Pelupa .............................................................................................................................. 169
e-humor 1635/September/2009 ................................................................................ 170
Tidak Mendengar ............................................................................................................................... 170
e-humor 1636/September/2009 ................................................................................ 173
Supaya Tidak ..................................................................................................................................... 173
e-humor 1637/September/2009 ................................................................................ 175
Sekali Ular Tetap Ular........................................................................................................................ 175
e-humor 1638/September/2009 ................................................................................ 176
Bukan Pendeta Kecil ......................................................................................................................... 176
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 177
e-humor 1639/September/2009 ................................................................................ 178
Butuh Telur .......................................................................................................................................... 178
e-humor 1640/September/2009 ................................................................................ 179
Dasar Pejabat ..................................................................................................................................... 179
e-humor 1641/September/2009 ................................................................................ 180
Ngga Mungkin!!................................................................................................................................... 180
e-humor 1642/September/2009 ................................................................................ 182
Bahasa Asing ...................................................................................................................................... 182
e-humor 1643/September/2009 ................................................................................ 183
Jurusan Penerbangan ....................................................................................................................... 183
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1644/September/2009 ................................................................................ 184
Gajah .................................................................................................................................................... 184
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 185
e-humor 1645/September/2009 ................................................................................ 186
Tiga Drakula ........................................................................................................................................ 186
e-humor 1646/September/2009 ................................................................................ 188
Melamar Hantu ................................................................................................................................... 188
e-humor 1647/September/2009 ................................................................................ 189
Hantu Gaul ke Bioskop ...................................................................................................................... 189
e-humor 1648/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 190
Isi Alkitab ............................................................................................................................................. 190
e-humor 1649/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 191
Bunuh Diri ............................................................................................................................................ 191
e-humor 1650/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 192
Ketinggalan ......................................................................................................................................... 192
Stop Press: Perayaan 15 Tahun SABDA 1 -- 9 Oktober 2009 .................................................... 194
e-humor 1651/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 195
Kenangan Pengeras Suara .............................................................................................................. 195
e-humor 1652/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 197
Melayani Saja ..................................................................................................................................... 197
e-humor 1653/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 198
Sama Saja ........................................................................................................................................... 198
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 199
Stop Press: Perayaan 15 Tahun Sabda 12 -- 16 Oktober 2009 ................................................. 200
e-humor 1654/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 201
Dilarang Parkir di Sini ........................................................................................................................ 201
e-humor 1655/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 203
Buka Cabang di Surga ...................................................................................................................... 203
e-humor 1656/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 204
Berdoa Menurut Daftar ...................................................................................................................... 204
Stop Press: Perayaan 15 Tahun SABDA 19 -- 23 Oktober 2009 ............................................... 207
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1657/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 208
Pasti Keluar ......................................................................................................................................... 208
e-humor 1658/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 210
Demam Facebook .............................................................................................................................. 210
e-humor 1659/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 211
Cincinnya Lunas ................................................................................................................................. 211
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 212
e-humor 1660/November/2009 ................................................................................. 213
"No Smoking" ...................................................................................................................................... 213
e-humor 1661/November/2009 ................................................................................. 214
Dilarang................................................................................................................................................ 214
e-humor 1662/November/2009 ................................................................................. 215
Dilarang Berjualan .............................................................................................................................. 215
Stop Press: Publikasi YLSA Sudah Merambah Facebook .......................................................... 218
e-humor 1663/November/2009 ................................................................................. 219
Pahlawan Perang ............................................................................................................................... 219
e-humor 1664/November/2009 ................................................................................. 221
Puisi Pahlawan Kecil ......................................................................................................................... 221
e-humor 1665/November/2009 ................................................................................. 222
Siapa Dulu Dong .... ........................................................................................................................... 222
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 223
e-humor 1666/November/2009 ................................................................................. 224
Darah Biru ........................................................................................................................................... 224
e-humor 1667/November/2009 ................................................................................. 225
Keramas Tanpa Busa ........................................................................................................................ 225
e-humor 1668/November/2009 ................................................................................. 226
Payung ................................................................................................................................................. 226
e-humor 1669/November/2009 ................................................................................. 228
Tanam Seribu Pohon ......................................................................................................................... 228
e-humor 1670/November/2009 ................................................................................. 229
Telur Atau Ayam ................................................................................................................................. 229
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1671/November/2009 ................................................................................. 230
Banjir .................................................................................................................................................... 230
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 231
e-humor 1672/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 232
Siapa Berani?? ................................................................................................................................... 232
e-humor 1673/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 233
Suhu ..................................................................................................................................................... 233
e-humor 1674/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 234
Telat Malam Natal .............................................................................................................................. 234
e-humor 1675/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 236
Hiasan Natal........................................................................................................................................ 236
e-humor 1676/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 237
Papa Pelit ............................................................................................................................................ 237
e-humor 1677/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 238
Gigi Baru .............................................................................................................................................. 238
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 239
e-humor 1678/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 240
Mengasihi ............................................................................................................................................ 240
e-humor 1679/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 241
Kahlil Gibran........................................................................................................................................ 241
e-humor 1680/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 242
Khotbah Natal ..................................................................................................................................... 242
e-humor 1681/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 244
Allah Sakit............................................................................................................................................ 244
e-humor 1682/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 245
Dongeng Doa Natal ........................................................................................................................... 245
e-humor 1683/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 246
Suratnya? ............................................................................................................................................ 246
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 247
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 248
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e-humor 1531/Januari/2009
Shalom,
Hai ...! Wah, senangnya bisa menjumpai Anda semua di tahun yang baru ini.
Bagaimana kemarin perayaan tahun barunya? Meriahkah? Semoga tahun barunya
ngga seperti salah satu humor yang kami sajikan di bawah ini ya .... Anyway, yang
paling penting, sudah adakah resolusi yang dibuat untuk tahun ini? Harusnya ada, ya,
hehe. Resolusi itu penting loh, betul ngga? Dengan adanya resolusi, maka kita memiliki
target untuk kita capai dalam tahun ini. Jangan sampai kita melewatkan tahun ini tanpa
pencapaian apa pun. Nah, ngomong-ngomong soal resolusi, dua dari tiga humor kali ini
berhubungan dengan resolusi. Simak, ya. Semoga menghibur.
O, ya, jangan lupa juga untuk ikut menjawab kuis dan menyimak jawaban-jawaban kuis
edisi lalu. Terima kasih.
In Christ,
Pimpinan Redaksi e-Humor,
Dian Pradana
Berhenti Merokok
Seorang pria meminta sebatang rokok kepada sahabatnya. Sahabatnya lalu
mengingatkan pria tersebut tentang resolusi tahun barunya, "Aku kira kemarin kamu
buat resolusi tahun baru untuk berhenti merokok?!"
Pria itu menjawab, "Aku dalam proses berhenti merokok, nich! Sekarang, aku sedang
melaksanakan tahap yang pertama?"
"Apa itu tahap pertamanya?" tanya sahabat pria tersebut.
"Berhenti beli rokok!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Galatia+5:1 >
Sumber:http://www.newyearfestival.com/new-year-jokes.html
“
"Supaya kita sungguh-sungguh merdeka, Kristus telah memerdekakan kita. Karena itu
berdirilah teguh dan jangan mau lagi dikenakan kuk perhambaan."
—Galatia 5:1—
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1532/Januari/2009
Sejarah Singkat Resolusi Tahun Baru
Tahun 2004 : Aku akan membaca setidaknya dua puluh buku setahun.
2005 : Aku akan membaca setidaknya sepuluh buku setahun.
2006 : Aku akan membaca lima buku setahun.
2007 : Aku akan membaca beberapa artikel di koran tahun ini.
2008 : Aku akan membaca setidaknya satu artikel di koran tahun ini.
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Pengkhotbah+5:4 >
Sumber:http://www.laughoutloud.net/new-years-evejokes/new_years_eve_joke_five.html
“
"Kalau engkau bernazar kepada Allah, janganlah menunda-nunda menepatinya, karena Ia
tidak senang kepada orang-orang bodoh. Tepatilah nazarmu."
—Pengkhotbah 5:4—
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”
HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1533/Januari/2009
Malam Tahun Baru yang Pahit
Pada saat malam tahun baru, seorang pria di sebuah bar duduk memandangi gelas
minumannya. Dia terus seperti itu selama setengah jam. Lalu, seorang supir truk
mendekatinya, mengambil gelas minuman pria tadi, dan menenggaknya habis.
Pria malang itu mulai menangis. Supir truk itu berkata, "Ayolah, Kawan, aku hanya
bercanda. Ini, aku belikan kamu minuman lagi. Aku tidak tahan melihat seorang pria
menangis."
"Bukan, aku menangis bukan karena itu. Hari ini adalah hari yang paling buruk dalam
hidupku. Pertama, aku tertidur dan terlambat ke kantor. Lalu bosku, yang marah besar,
memecatku. Saat aku meninggalkan gedung kantor menuju ke mobil, teryata mobil itu
sudah dicuri. Polisi mengatakan bahwa mereka tidak bisa berbuat apa-apa. Aku naik
taksi untuk menghadiri sebuah pesta malam tahun baru, dan saat aku turun dari taksi,
aku baru menyadari kalau dompet dan kartu kreditku ketinggalan di taksi. Taksi itu
sudah pergi. Lalu aku masuk ke tempat di mana pesta malam tahun baru itu diadakan,
dan ternyata aku melihat istriku selingkuh dengan sahabatku. Aku meninggalkan pesta
itu dan pergi ke bar ini. Dan saat aku berpikir untuk mengakhiri hidupku, kamu datang
dan meminum racunku."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Yakobus+1:12 >
Kiriman dari:lanskip2004(at)
potong di sini_____________KUIS e-HUMOR 25______________potong di sini
Jika Anda memiliki tiga wadah berkapasitas 3 galon dan 5 galon, bagaimana Anda
dapat mengisi wadah berkapasitas 5 galon dengan air sebanyak 4 galon?
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2009
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
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HUMOR 2009
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1531/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 13
Berhenti Merokok ................................................................................................................................. 13
e-humor 1532/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 14
Sejarah Singkat Resolusi Tahun Baru .............................................................................................. 14
e-humor 1533/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 15
Malam Tahun Baru yang Pahit ........................................................................................................... 15
e-humor 1534/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 18
Belajar Mengetik ................................................................................................................................... 18
e-humor 1535/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 19
Hasil Kerja Keras .................................................................................................................................. 19
e-humor 1536/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 20
Berhenti Terlambat Kerja .................................................................................................................... 20
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 21
e-humor 1537/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 22
Supaya Bisa Main Golf ........................................................................................................................ 22
e-humor 1538/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 23
Mempelai Wanita Dan Pria ................................................................................................................. 23
e-humor 1539/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 24
Pendeta Lupa Nama ............................................................................................................................ 24
e-humor 1540/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 28
Pelajaran Statistik ................................................................................................................................ 28
e-humor 1541/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 29
Keluar Dari Kampus! ............................................................................................................................ 29
e-humor 1542/Januari/2009 ....................................................................................... 30
Guru Pengganti..................................................................................................................................... 30
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 31
e-humor 1543/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 32
Ngga Sadar Diri .................................................................................................................................... 32
e-humor 1544/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 33
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HUMOR 2009
Taruhan Dua Petinju ............................................................................................................................ 33
e-humor 1545/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 34
Main, Ngga Main, Main Lagi ............................................................................................................... 34
Stop Press: Blog SABDA Melayani Dengan Berbagi ..................................................................... 37
e-humor 1546/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 38
Sakit Atau Cinta Mati? ......................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 1547/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 39
Dapat Lotre, Usir Suami ...................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 1548/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 40
Aksi Diam .............................................................................................................................................. 40
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 41
e-humor 1549/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 42
Kritik Khotbah ........................................................................................................................................ 42
e-humor 1550/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 43
Khotbah Pertama Kali .......................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1551/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 44
Gereja Dan Jerami ............................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 1552/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 47
Kurus VS Gendut.................................................................................................................................. 47
e-humor 1553/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 48
Makanan Nggak Enak ......................................................................................................................... 48
e-humor 1554/Februari/2009 ...................................................................................... 49
Lobster Pemenang ............................................................................................................................... 49
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 50
Stop Press: Baru! Kumpulan Bahan Paskah di Situs "paskah.sabda.org".................................. 51
e-humor 1555/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 52
Terbaik Kedua....................................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 1556/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 53
Sumber Uang ........................................................................................................................................ 53
e-humor 1557/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 54
Dua Dokter Bedah ................................................................................................................................ 54
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1558/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 56
Tidak Siap Persembahan .................................................................................................................... 56
e-humor 1559/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 57
Benar-Benar Tidak Masuk Akal ......................................................................................................... 57
e-humor 1560/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 58
Tuhan, Jaga Diri Ya! ............................................................................................................................ 58
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 59
e-humor 1561/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 60
Tulisan Di Papan Tulis......................................................................................................................... 60
e-humor 1562/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 61
H To O .................................................................................................................................................... 61
e-humor 1563/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 62
Pelajaran Sejarah ................................................................................................................................. 62
e-humor 1564/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 65
Istri Minta Uang Terus ......................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 1565/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 66
Akan Punya Istri ................................................................................................................................... 66
e-humor 1566/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 67
Miliuner Jadi Jutawan .......................................................................................................................... 67
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 68
e-humor 1567/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 69
Balet ....................................................................................................................................................... 69
e-humor 1568/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 70
Siapa Penciptamu? .............................................................................................................................. 70
e-humor 1569/Maret/2009 .......................................................................................... 71
Nakal:Rambut Putih ............................................................................................................................. 71
e-humor 1570/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 72
Apakah Paskah Itu? ............................................................................................................................. 72
e-humor 1571/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 74
Kebaktian Paskah Sekolah Minggu ................................................................................................... 74
e-humor 1572/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 75
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HUMOR 2009
Doa Seorang Anak Saat Paskah ....................................................................................................... 75
e-humor 1573/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 77
Kucing Dan Keluarganya .................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1574/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 78
Cangkirnya Ternyata ...! ...................................................................................................................... 78
e-humor 1575/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 79
Kucing Pintar Pulang Rumah ............................................................................................................. 79
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 80
e-humor 1576/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 81
Asal Bapak Masih Menang ................................................................................................................. 81
e-humor 1577/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 82
Menerjang Lampu Merah .................................................................................................................... 82
e-humor 1578/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 83
Orang Kaya Baru .................................................................................................................................. 83
e-humor 1579/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 87
Orang Paling Bijak Sedunia ................................................................................................................ 87
e-humor 1580/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 88
Ulang Tahun Kelima ............................................................................................................................ 88
e-humor 1581/April/2009 ............................................................................................ 89
Mancing Atau Sekolah Minggu .......................................................................................................... 89
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 1582/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 90
Memuai dan Mengerut......................................................................................................................... 90
e-humor 1583/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 91
Kutu Rambut ......................................................................................................................................... 91
e-humor 1584/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 92
Malah Main Kartu ................................................................................................................................. 92
e-humor 1585/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 94
Dua Atau Tiga Anak? ........................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1586/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 95
Makanan Nggak Enak ......................................................................................................................... 95
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1587/Mei/2009 ............................................................................................. 97
Mumpung Bisa ...................................................................................................................................... 97
Trivia Humor.......................................................................................................................................... 98
Stop Press: Situs Wanita Kristen: Wanita Dalam Kristus .............................................................. 99
e-humor 1588/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 100
Koleksi Sosis ....................................................................................................................................... 100
e-humor 1589/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 101
Tidur Telentang................................................................................................................................... 101
e-humor 1590/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 102
Masalah Tas Koper ............................................................................................................................ 102
e-humor 1591/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 105
Jatuh ..................................................................................................................................................... 105
e-humor 1592/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 106
Kamar Pak Yakub .............................................................................................................................. 106
e-humor 1593/Mei/2009 ........................................................................................... 107
Olahraga Karena Salah ..................................................................................................................... 107
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 108
e-humor 1594/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 109
Jam Korupsi ........................................................................................................................................ 109
e-humor 1595/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 111
Kompensasi Subsidi Bbm ................................................................................................................. 111
e-humor 1596/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 112
Pejabat Diberi Hadiah Mobil ............................................................................................................. 112
Stop Press: Baru! Situs Doa: Komunitas Pendoa Syafaat Indonesia< http://doa.sabda.org >
.............................................................................................................................................................. 114
e-humor 1597/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 115
Pengamat Lingkungan, Politikus, dan Bbm ................................................................................... 115
e-humor 1598/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 116
Perampokan Pejabat ......................................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 1599/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 117
Prosedur Pelaporan dan Pembayaran Pajak................................................................................. 117
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 118
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1600/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 119
Ajaran Ayah ......................................................................................................................................... 119
e-humor 1601/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 120
Aksi Mogok Pekerja ........................................................................................................................... 120
e-humor 1602/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 121
Zaman Presiden ................................................................................................................................. 121
e-humor 1603/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 123
Anak Terlantar Dipelihara Negara ................................................................................................... 123
e-humor 1604/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 124
Bahan Bakar Alternatif....................................................................................................................... 124
e-humor 1605/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 125
Dihukum Karena Dua Kesalahan .................................................................................................... 125
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 126
e-humor 1606/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 127
Jumlah Politikus yang Sering Berbohong ....................................................................................... 127
e-humor 1607/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 128
Mencari Pekerjaan Karena Teman Ketua Dewan ......................................................................... 128
e-humor 1608/Juni/2009 .......................................................................................... 129
Penelitian di Amerika, Alternatif Pengganti Bbm ........................................................................... 129
e-humor 1609/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 130
Yesus Orang Jawa Tengah .............................................................................................................. 130
e-humor 1610/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 131
Tempat Zakheus................................................................................................................................. 131
e-humor 1611/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 132
Ngga Seru, Dong!............................................................................................................................... 132
e-humor 1612/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 134
Takut Gagal ......................................................................................................................................... 134
e-humor 1613/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 135
Saya Mau Mengedarkan Kantong Persembahan ......................................................................... 135
e-humor 1614/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 136
Percaya Siapa..................................................................................................................................... 136
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HUMOR 2009
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 137
e-humor 1615/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 138
Kingkong .............................................................................................................................................. 138
e-humor 1616/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 139
Ibu yang Melahirkan........................................................................................................................... 139
e-humor 1617/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 140
Minta Roti ............................................................................................................................................ 140
e-humor 1618/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 142
Plester Aku Cinta Kamu .................................................................................................................... 142
e-humor 1619/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 144
yang Keluar Dari Mulut ...................................................................................................................... 144
e-humor 1620/Juli/2009............................................................................................ 145
Enggak Mau, Enggak Pernah Malam Mingguan ........................................................................... 145
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 146
e-humor 1621/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 147
Menyogok ............................................................................................................................................ 147
e-humor 1622/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 149
Penyelundupan ................................................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 1623/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 151
Ingin Tahu ............................................................................................................................................ 151
e-humor 1624/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 154
Perpuluhan Tergantung Profesi ....................................................................................................... 154
e-humor 1625/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 155
Kekayaan di Darat Berbeda Dengan Kekayaan di Laut ............................................................... 155
e-humor 1626/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 156
Upah di Surga ..................................................................................................................................... 156
e-humor 1627/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 157
Bintang Jasa Bagi Prajurit ................................................................................................................. 157
e-humor 1628/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 159
Polisi, ABRI, dan BIA ......................................................................................................................... 159
e-humor 1629/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 160
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HUMOR 2009
Polisi dan Pemabuk ........................................................................................................................... 160
e-humor 1630/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 162
Nasionalisme Indonesia .................................................................................................................... 162
e-humor 1631/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 164
Indonesia yang Paling Cepat............................................................................................................ 164
e-humor 1632/Agustus/2009 .................................................................................... 165
Kucing Kami Demokrat Sejati ........................................................................................................... 165
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 166
e-humor 1633/September/2009 ................................................................................ 167
Mabuk .................................................................................................................................................. 167
e-humor 1634/September/2009 ................................................................................ 169
Orang Tua Pelupa .............................................................................................................................. 169
e-humor 1635/September/2009 ................................................................................ 170
Tidak Mendengar ............................................................................................................................... 170
e-humor 1636/September/2009 ................................................................................ 173
Supaya Tidak ..................................................................................................................................... 173
e-humor 1637/September/2009 ................................................................................ 175
Sekali Ular Tetap Ular........................................................................................................................ 175
e-humor 1638/September/2009 ................................................................................ 176
Bukan Pendeta Kecil ......................................................................................................................... 176
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 177
e-humor 1639/September/2009 ................................................................................ 178
Butuh Telur .......................................................................................................................................... 178
e-humor 1640/September/2009 ................................................................................ 179
Dasar Pejabat ..................................................................................................................................... 179
e-humor 1641/September/2009 ................................................................................ 180
Ngga Mungkin!!................................................................................................................................... 180
e-humor 1642/September/2009 ................................................................................ 182
Bahasa Asing ...................................................................................................................................... 182
e-humor 1643/September/2009 ................................................................................ 183
Jurusan Penerbangan ....................................................................................................................... 183
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1644/September/2009 ................................................................................ 184
Gajah .................................................................................................................................................... 184
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 185
e-humor 1645/September/2009 ................................................................................ 186
Tiga Drakula ........................................................................................................................................ 186
e-humor 1646/September/2009 ................................................................................ 188
Melamar Hantu ................................................................................................................................... 188
e-humor 1647/September/2009 ................................................................................ 189
Hantu Gaul ke Bioskop ...................................................................................................................... 189
e-humor 1648/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 190
Isi Alkitab ............................................................................................................................................. 190
e-humor 1649/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 191
Bunuh Diri ............................................................................................................................................ 191
e-humor 1650/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 192
Ketinggalan ......................................................................................................................................... 192
Stop Press: Perayaan 15 Tahun SABDA 1 -- 9 Oktober 2009 .................................................... 194
e-humor 1651/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 195
Kenangan Pengeras Suara .............................................................................................................. 195
e-humor 1652/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 197
Melayani Saja ..................................................................................................................................... 197
e-humor 1653/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 198
Sama Saja ........................................................................................................................................... 198
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 199
Stop Press: Perayaan 15 Tahun Sabda 12 -- 16 Oktober 2009 ................................................. 200
e-humor 1654/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 201
Dilarang Parkir di Sini ........................................................................................................................ 201
e-humor 1655/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 203
Buka Cabang di Surga ...................................................................................................................... 203
e-humor 1656/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 204
Berdoa Menurut Daftar ...................................................................................................................... 204
Stop Press: Perayaan 15 Tahun SABDA 19 -- 23 Oktober 2009 ............................................... 207
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1657/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 208
Pasti Keluar ......................................................................................................................................... 208
e-humor 1658/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 210
Demam Facebook .............................................................................................................................. 210
e-humor 1659/Oktober/2009 .................................................................................... 211
Cincinnya Lunas ................................................................................................................................. 211
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 212
e-humor 1660/November/2009 ................................................................................. 213
"No Smoking" ...................................................................................................................................... 213
e-humor 1661/November/2009 ................................................................................. 214
Dilarang................................................................................................................................................ 214
e-humor 1662/November/2009 ................................................................................. 215
Dilarang Berjualan .............................................................................................................................. 215
Stop Press: Publikasi YLSA Sudah Merambah Facebook .......................................................... 218
e-humor 1663/November/2009 ................................................................................. 219
Pahlawan Perang ............................................................................................................................... 219
e-humor 1664/November/2009 ................................................................................. 221
Puisi Pahlawan Kecil ......................................................................................................................... 221
e-humor 1665/November/2009 ................................................................................. 222
Siapa Dulu Dong .... ........................................................................................................................... 222
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 223
e-humor 1666/November/2009 ................................................................................. 224
Darah Biru ........................................................................................................................................... 224
e-humor 1667/November/2009 ................................................................................. 225
Keramas Tanpa Busa ........................................................................................................................ 225
e-humor 1668/November/2009 ................................................................................. 226
Payung ................................................................................................................................................. 226
e-humor 1669/November/2009 ................................................................................. 228
Tanam Seribu Pohon ......................................................................................................................... 228
e-humor 1670/November/2009 ................................................................................. 229
Telur Atau Ayam ................................................................................................................................. 229
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1671/November/2009 ................................................................................. 230
Banjir .................................................................................................................................................... 230
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 231
e-humor 1672/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 232
Siapa Berani?? ................................................................................................................................... 232
e-humor 1673/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 233
Suhu ..................................................................................................................................................... 233
e-humor 1674/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 234
Telat Malam Natal .............................................................................................................................. 234
e-humor 1675/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 236
Hiasan Natal........................................................................................................................................ 236
e-humor 1676/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 237
Papa Pelit ............................................................................................................................................ 237
e-humor 1677/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 238
Gigi Baru .............................................................................................................................................. 238
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 239
e-humor 1678/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 240
Mengasihi ............................................................................................................................................ 240
e-humor 1679/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 241
Kahlil Gibran........................................................................................................................................ 241
e-humor 1680/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 242
Khotbah Natal ..................................................................................................................................... 242
e-humor 1681/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 244
Allah Sakit............................................................................................................................................ 244
e-humor 1682/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 245
Dongeng Doa Natal ........................................................................................................................... 245
e-humor 1683/Desember/2009 ................................................................................. 246
Suratnya? ............................................................................................................................................ 246
Trivia Humor........................................................................................................................................ 247
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 248
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HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1531/Januari/2009
Shalom,
Hai ...! Wah, senangnya bisa menjumpai Anda semua di tahun yang baru ini.
Bagaimana kemarin perayaan tahun barunya? Meriahkah? Semoga tahun barunya
ngga seperti salah satu humor yang kami sajikan di bawah ini ya .... Anyway, yang
paling penting, sudah adakah resolusi yang dibuat untuk tahun ini? Harusnya ada, ya,
hehe. Resolusi itu penting loh, betul ngga? Dengan adanya resolusi, maka kita memiliki
target untuk kita capai dalam tahun ini. Jangan sampai kita melewatkan tahun ini tanpa
pencapaian apa pun. Nah, ngomong-ngomong soal resolusi, dua dari tiga humor kali ini
berhubungan dengan resolusi. Simak, ya. Semoga menghibur.
O, ya, jangan lupa juga untuk ikut menjawab kuis dan menyimak jawaban-jawaban kuis
edisi lalu. Terima kasih.
In Christ,
Pimpinan Redaksi e-Humor,
Dian Pradana
Berhenti Merokok
Seorang pria meminta sebatang rokok kepada sahabatnya. Sahabatnya lalu
mengingatkan pria tersebut tentang resolusi tahun barunya, "Aku kira kemarin kamu
buat resolusi tahun baru untuk berhenti merokok?!"
Pria itu menjawab, "Aku dalam proses berhenti merokok, nich! Sekarang, aku sedang
melaksanakan tahap yang pertama?"
"Apa itu tahap pertamanya?" tanya sahabat pria tersebut.
"Berhenti beli rokok!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Galatia+5:1 >
Sumber:http://www.newyearfestival.com/new-year-jokes.html
“
"Supaya kita sungguh-sungguh merdeka, Kristus telah memerdekakan kita. Karena itu
berdirilah teguh dan jangan mau lagi dikenakan kuk perhambaan."
—Galatia 5:1—
13
”
HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1532/Januari/2009
Sejarah Singkat Resolusi Tahun Baru
Tahun 2004 : Aku akan membaca setidaknya dua puluh buku setahun.
2005 : Aku akan membaca setidaknya sepuluh buku setahun.
2006 : Aku akan membaca lima buku setahun.
2007 : Aku akan membaca beberapa artikel di koran tahun ini.
2008 : Aku akan membaca setidaknya satu artikel di koran tahun ini.
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Pengkhotbah+5:4 >
Sumber:http://www.laughoutloud.net/new-years-evejokes/new_years_eve_joke_five.html
“
"Kalau engkau bernazar kepada Allah, janganlah menunda-nunda menepatinya, karena Ia
tidak senang kepada orang-orang bodoh. Tepatilah nazarmu."
—Pengkhotbah 5:4—
14
”
HUMOR 2009
e-humor 1533/Januari/2009
Malam Tahun Baru yang Pahit
Pada saat malam tahun baru, seorang pria di sebuah bar duduk memandangi gelas
minumannya. Dia terus seperti itu selama setengah jam. Lalu, seorang supir truk
mendekatinya, mengambil gelas minuman pria tadi, dan menenggaknya habis.
Pria malang itu mulai menangis. Supir truk itu berkata, "Ayolah, Kawan, aku hanya
bercanda. Ini, aku belikan kamu minuman lagi. Aku tidak tahan melihat seorang pria
menangis."
"Bukan, aku menangis bukan karena itu. Hari ini adalah hari yang paling buruk dalam
hidupku. Pertama, aku tertidur dan terlambat ke kantor. Lalu bosku, yang marah besar,
memecatku. Saat aku meninggalkan gedung kantor menuju ke mobil, teryata mobil itu
sudah dicuri. Polisi mengatakan bahwa mereka tidak bisa berbuat apa-apa. Aku naik
taksi untuk menghadiri sebuah pesta malam tahun baru, dan saat aku turun dari taksi,
aku baru menyadari kalau dompet dan kartu kreditku ketinggalan di taksi. Taksi itu
sudah pergi. Lalu aku masuk ke tempat di mana pesta malam tahun baru itu diadakan,
dan ternyata aku melihat istriku selingkuh dengan sahabatku. Aku meninggalkan pesta
itu dan pergi ke bar ini. Dan saat aku berpikir untuk mengakhiri hidupku, kamu datang
dan meminum racunku."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Yakobus+1:12 >
Kiriman dari:lanskip2004(at)
potong di sini_____________KUIS e-HUMOR 25______________potong di sini
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dapat mengisi wadah berkapasitas 5 galon dengan air sebanyak 4 galon?
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