publikasi e-humor
HUMOR
2008
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
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http://www.ylsa.org
© 2008 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2008
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1375/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 13
Lihat Bola VS Bantu Istri ..................................................................................................................... 13
e-humor 1376/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 14
Berapa Lama Sih?! .............................................................................................................................. 14
e-humor 1377/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 15
Hape Baru ............................................................................................................................................. 15
e-humor 1378/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 16
Guru Baru .............................................................................................................................................. 16
e-humor 1379/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 17
Bayi Baru ............................................................................................................................................... 17
e-humor 1380/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 18
Romo Baru ............................................................................................................................................ 18
e-humor 1381/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 19
Mobil Baru ............................................................................................................................................. 19
e-humor 1382/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 20
Sepeda Baru ......................................................................................................................................... 20
e-humor 1383/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 21
Pekerjaan Baru ..................................................................................................................................... 21
e-humor 1384/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 23
Lingkungan Baru .................................................................................................................................. 23
e-humor 1385/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 24
Rumah Baru .......................................................................................................................................... 24
e-humor 1386/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 25
Jabatan Baru ......................................................................................................................................... 25
e-humor 1387/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 26
Orang Kaya Baru .................................................................................................................................. 26
e-humor 1388/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 28
Orang Baru ............................................................................................................................................ 28
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e-humor 1389/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 29
Baru Lahir .............................................................................................................................................. 29
e-humor 1390/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 30
Cinta Pandangan Kedua ..................................................................................................................... 30
e-humor 1391/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 31
Surat Cinta Seorang Dokter................................................................................................................ 31
e-humor 1392/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 32
Sama-Sama .......................................................................................................................................... 32
e-humor 1393/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 34
Tanda-Tanda Cinta .............................................................................................................................. 34
e-humor 1394/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 35
Saudara Hewan .................................................................................................................................... 35
e-humor 1395/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 36
Kalau Aku .... ......................................................................................................................................... 36
e-humor 1396/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 37
Cangkir "I Love You" ............................................................................................................................ 37
e-humor 1397/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 38
Dua Kata Saja ....................................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 1398/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 39
Merenung Dan Bersyukur ................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 1399/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 40
Lupa Nama Istri .................................................................................................................................... 40
e-humor 1400/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 41
Arti Mimpi ............................................................................................................................................... 41
e-humor 1401/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 42
Ciuman Kencan Pertama .................................................................................................................... 42
e Humor Break News: Pembukaan Kursus Baru PESTA: Kursus Pernikahan Kristen Sejati
(PKS) ...................................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1402/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 44
Uang Bukan Segalanya....................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 1403/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 46
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Uang Ngobrol ........................................................................................................................................ 46
e-humor 1404/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 47
Kuatir Dengan Uang ............................................................................................................................ 47
e-humor 1405/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 51
Tempat Kesembuhan .......................................................................................................................... 51
e-humor 1406/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 52
Kompetisi Yang Sehat ......................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 1407/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 53
Bibi Yang Sakit ..................................................................................................................................... 53
e Humor Break News: sabda.org dan in-christ.net Pindah Server ............................................... 54
e-humor 1408/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 55
Foto Sekolah ......................................................................................................................................... 55
e-humor 1409/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 56
Hukuman Sekolah ................................................................................................................................ 56
e-humor 1410/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 57
Pertanyaan Sekolah............................................................................................................................. 57
e-humor 1411/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 61
Melamar Pekerjaan .............................................................................................................................. 61
e-humor 1412/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 62
Tunjangan.............................................................................................................................................. 62
e-humor 1413/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 63
Jawaban Salah ..................................................................................................................................... 63
e Humor Break News: SABDA Space Teens: Komunitas Blogger Remaja Kristen .................. 64
e-humor 1414/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 65
Gangguan Pendengaran ..................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 1415/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 66
Pengorbanan ........................................................................................................................................ 66
e-humor 1416/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 67
Enaknya Jadi Wanita ........................................................................................................................... 67
e-humor 1417/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 68
Harga Sebuah Otak ............................................................................................................................. 68
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e-humor 1418/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 69
Kantong Udara...................................................................................................................................... 69
e-humor 1419/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 70
Jika Saja .... ........................................................................................................................................... 70
e Humor Break News: Lowongan Pekerjaan YLSA -- Editor Dan Penerjemah.......................... 73
e-humor 1420/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 75
Ibu Dan Anak ........................................................................................................................................ 75
e-humor 1421/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 76
50+50 ..................................................................................................................................................... 76
e-humor 1422/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 77
Mana Yang Lebih Hebat...................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1423/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 80
Peran Wanita ........................................................................................................................................ 80
e-humor 1424/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 81
Dasar Pria.............................................................................................................................................. 81
e-humor 1425/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 82
Mana Yang Lebih Banyak Bicara ...................................................................................................... 82
e Humor Break News: Lowongan Tenaga Pendidik PESTA ......................................................... 83
e-humor 1426/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 84
Permintaan Yang Sulit ......................................................................................................................... 84
e-humor 1427/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 85
Potong Rambut Versi Wanita Dan Pria............................................................................................. 85
e-humor 1428/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 86
Malaikat Penjaga .................................................................................................................................. 86
e-humor 1429/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 87
Surat Untuk Guru ................................................................................................................................. 87
e-humor 1430/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 88
Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris .................................................................................................................... 88
e-humor 1431/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 89
Guru Tegas ........................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 1432/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 93
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Ayah Murid Yang Beruntung .............................................................................................................. 93
e-humor 1433/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 94
Mahasiswa Tak Tahu Diri ................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1434/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 95
Percuma Saja ....................................................................................................................................... 95
e Humor Break News: Lowongan Tenaga Pendidik PESTA ......................................................... 96
e-humor 1435/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 97
Menghitung............................................................................................................................................ 97
e-humor 1436/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 98
Jurusan Psikologi ................................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 1437/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 99
Kelas Sastra .......................................................................................................................................... 99
e-humor 1438/Mei/2008 ........................................................................................... 103
Jalan Ke Sekolah ............................................................................................................................... 103
e-humor 1439/Mei/2008 ........................................................................................... 104
Perpustakaan ...................................................................................................................................... 104
e-humor 1440/Mei/2008 ........................................................................................... 105
Alamat E-Mail...................................................................................................................................... 105
e Humor Break News: Publikasi ICW.............................................................................................. 106
e-humor 1441/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 107
Kijang Tiada Duanya ......................................................................................................................... 107
e-humor 1442/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 108
Pilot Panik............................................................................................................................................ 108
e-humor 1443/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 109
Melanggar............................................................................................................................................ 109
e-humor 1444/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 112
Guna Kaki ............................................................................................................................................ 112
e-humor 1445/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 113
Jatuh Dari Kuda .................................................................................................................................. 113
e-humor 1446/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 114
Masalah Kilometer ............................................................................................................................. 114
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e Humor Break News: Publikasi ICW.............................................................................................. 115
e-humor 1447/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 116
Keselamatan Di Tangan Supir ......................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 1448/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 117
Supir Taksi .......................................................................................................................................... 117
e-humor 1449/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 118
Tabrak Lari .......................................................................................................................................... 118
e-humor 1450/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 122
Pendeta Vs Petugas Parkir............................................................................................................... 122
e-humor 1451/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 123
Kakek Naik Mobil................................................................................................................................ 123
e-humor 1452/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 124
Naik Pesawat Pertama Kali .............................................................................................................. 124
e-humor 1453/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 125
Ibu Sang Anjing .................................................................................................................................. 125
e Humor Break News: Jadi dan Bentuklah Seorang Pemimpin .................................................. 126
e-humor 1454/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 127
Museum Dinosaurus .......................................................................................................................... 127
e-humor 1455/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 128
Dikejar Singa ....................................................................................................................................... 128
e-humor 1456/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 133
Anjing Bawa Koran............................................................................................................................. 133
e-humor 1457/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 134
Sepak Bola Gajah .............................................................................................................................. 134
e-humor 1458/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 135
Betet Pintar.......................................................................................................................................... 135
e-humor 1459/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 136
Surat Izin Anjing ................................................................................................................................. 136
e-humor 1460/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 137
Betet Kurang Ajar ............................................................................................................................... 137
e-humor 1461/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 138
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Kura-Kura Adopsi ............................................................................................................................... 138
e-humor 1462/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 141
Anjing Main Kartu ............................................................................................................................... 141
e-humor 1463/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 142
Komitmen Total Seekor Babi ............................................................................................................ 142
e-humor 1464/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 143
Pinguin Jalan-Jalan............................................................................................................................ 143
e Humor Break News: Situs Bio Kristi ............................................................................................. 144
e-humor 1465/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 145
Mangkuk Si Babi................................................................................................................................. 145
e-humor 1466/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 146
Mengajar Anjing Duduk ..................................................................................................................... 146
e-humor 1467/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 147
Ayam Tetangga .................................................................................................................................. 147
e-humor 1468/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 148
Masak ................................................................................................................................................... 148
e-humor 1469/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 149
Tanya Jawab ....................................................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 1470/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 150
Dua Orang Sakit Jiwa ........................................................................................................................ 150
e-humor 1471/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 153
Bodoh ................................................................................................................................................... 153
e-humor 1472/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 155
Tanda Tangan..................................................................................................................................... 155
e-humor 1473/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 156
Pertukaran Pelajar ............................................................................................................................. 156
e-humor 1474/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 157
Pesawat Barang Militer ..................................................................................................................... 157
e-humor 1475/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 158
Menanyai Seorang Angkatan Laut Muda ....................................................................................... 158
e-humor 1476/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 159
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Tes Lapangan ..................................................................................................................................... 159
e-humor 1477/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 163
Laporan ................................................................................................................................................ 163
e-humor 1478/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 164
Sepak Bola Gila .................................................................................................................................. 164
e-humor 1479/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 165
Lima Ratus Bebek .............................................................................................................................. 165
e Humor Break News: Situs Bio-Kristi ............................................................................................ 166
e-humor 1480/September/2008 ................................................................................ 167
Mati Mendadak ................................................................................................................................... 167
e-humor 1481/September/2008 ................................................................................ 169
Berita Baik dan Buruk ........................................................................................................................ 169
e-humor 1482/September/2008 ................................................................................ 170
Tiga Neraka ......................................................................................................................................... 170
e-humor 1483/September/2008 ................................................................................ 172
Ingin Dengar Apa? ............................................................................................................................. 172
e-humor 1484/September/2008 ................................................................................ 173
Pergi Ke Mars ..................................................................................................................................... 173
e-humor 1485/September/2008 ................................................................................ 174
Permintaan Terakhir .......................................................................................................................... 174
e-humor 1486/September/2008 ................................................................................ 175
Dua Pemburu ...................................................................................................................................... 175
e-humor 1487/September/2008 ................................................................................ 176
Kata Kunci Surga ............................................................................................................................... 176
e-humor 1488/September/2008 ................................................................................ 177
Surat Warisan ..................................................................................................................................... 177
e-humor 1489/September/2008 ................................................................................ 181
Pemakaman Terbaik .......................................................................................................................... 181
e-humor 1490/September/2008 ................................................................................ 183
Lewat Kuburan.................................................................................................................................... 183
e-humor 1491/September/2008 ................................................................................ 184
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Surga dan Neraka .............................................................................................................................. 184
e-humor 1492/September/2008 ................................................................................ 185
Pendeta dan Supir Taksi ................................................................................................................... 185
e-humor 1493/September/2008 ................................................................................ 186
Mati Saat Liburan ............................................................................................................................... 186
e-humor 1494/September/2008 ................................................................................ 187
Menjaga Rumah ................................................................................................................................. 187
e-humor 1495/September/2008 ................................................................................ 188
Ada Suara, Tapi Siapa? .................................................................................................................... 188
e-humor 1496/September/2008 ................................................................................ 189
Nomor Baru ......................................................................................................................................... 189
e-humor 1497/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 190
Sedang Sibuk...................................................................................................................................... 190
e-humor 1498/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 193
Jam Berapa Ini? ................................................................................................................................. 193
e-humor 1499/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 194
Ternyata ............................................................................................................................................... 194
e-humor 1500/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 196
PENGACARA SUPER SIBUK.......................................................................................................... 196
e-humor 1501/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 197
Marah dan Jengkel............................................................................................................................. 197
e-humor 1502/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 198
Salah Sambung .................................................................................................................................. 198
e-humor 1503/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 199
Membunuh Melalui Telepon ............................................................................................................. 199
e-humor 1504/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 202
Buang-Buang Waktu.......................................................................................................................... 202
e-humor 1505/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 203
Menghindari Orang ............................................................................................................................ 203
e-humor 1506/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 204
Sibuk Semua ....................................................................................................................................... 204
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1507/November/2008 ................................................................................. 205
Menjadi Tentara.................................................................................................................................. 205
e-humor 1508/November/2008 ................................................................................. 206
Prajuri Pemberani .............................................................................................................................. 206
e-humor 1509/November/2008 ................................................................................. 207
MINTA CUTI TIGA HARI ................................................................................................................... 207
e-humor 1510/November/2008 ................................................................................. 210
Bertengkar Dengan Pacar ................................................................................................................ 210
e-humor 1511/November/2008 ................................................................................. 211
Pilihan Makan ..................................................................................................................................... 211
e-humor 1512/November/2008 ................................................................................. 212
Mencuci Rudal .................................................................................................................................... 212
e-humor 1513/November/2008 ................................................................................. 213
Berita Dukacita ................................................................................................................................... 213
e-humor 1514/November/2008 ................................................................................. 214
Pertengkaran Keluarga ..................................................................................................................... 214
e-humor 1515/November/2008 ................................................................................. 215
Bukan Itu.............................................................................................................................................. 215
e-humor 1516/November/2008 ................................................................................. 219
Membersihkan Senapan ................................................................................................................... 219
e-humor 1517/November/2008 ................................................................................. 220
Jadi Tentara Untuk Pensiun ............................................................................................................. 220
e-humor 1518/November/2008 ................................................................................. 221
Tentara Berpakaian Preman ............................................................................................................ 221
e-humor 1519/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 222
Tuhan Memang Tidak Tuli ................................................................................................................ 222
e-humor 1520/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 223
Merry Christmas ................................................................................................................................. 223
e-humor 1521/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 224
Sinterklas = Ayah ............................................................................................................................... 224
e-humor 1522/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 227
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Ke Mana Yesus Saat Natal ............................................................................................................... 227
e-humor 1523/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 229
Tuhan Punya Tangan? ...................................................................................................................... 229
e-humor 1524/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 230
Cape' Deh!........................................................................................................................................... 230
e-humor 1525/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 231
Boleh Judi, Tapi Jangan Curang...................................................................................................... 231
e-humor 1526/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 232
Ingin Bayi Natal................................................................................................................................... 232
e-humor 1527/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 233
Selalu Baju Untuk Natal .................................................................................................................... 233
e-humor 1528/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 236
Penyakit Aneh ..................................................................................................................................... 236
e-humor 1529/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 238
Pemerasan Natal................................................................................................................................ 238
e-humor 1530/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 239
Ancaman Natal ................................................................................................................................... 239
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 240
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e-humor 1375/Januari/2008
Dear Pembaca e-Humor,
Sebelum ber ha ha hi hi membaca humor-humor awal tahun ini, izinkanlah seluruh kru
e-Humor untuk mengucapkan "Selamat Tahun Baru" untuk Anda semua.
Apakah Anda sudah mulai menjalankan rencana-rencana untuk tahun 2008 ini? Tentu
saja perlu sukacita dan semangat baru untuk menjalankannya. Nah, sambil menyiapkan
semuanya, mari simak sejenak humor-humor yang tersaji kali ini.
Eh iya ..., ada yang baru juga nehhh ...! Jangan lupa untuk menengok kuis di e-Humor,
ya! Mulai tahun ini, kami akan membagikan kuis yang hadir di setiap minggu pertama
dan ketiga. Mari kita saling mengasah keahlian dalam tebak-tebakan. Meski kuis ini
tidak berhadiah, kiranya tidak mengurangi tantangan dan kegembiraan kita semua. Oke,
simak humor dulu yukkk ....
In Christ,
Staf Redaksi e-Humor,
Pipin Kuntami
Lihat Bola VS Bantu Istri
Hari ini adalah awal tahun baru. Saya berencana menghabiskan hari ini untuk menonton
sepak bola. Namun, istriku punya ide lain, dan akhirnya aku harus membantu istriku
menyiapkan makan malam.
Saat semuanya sudah siap, aku menyelinap dan melihat pertandingan bola di televisi.
Beberapa menit kemudian, istriku membawakan secangkir kopi.
"Berapa skornya?" tanyanya.
"Masih kosong-kosong," jawabku.
"Nah kan?!" katanya. "Kamu nggak ketinggalan pertandingannya."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+16:32 >
Sumber: Buffaloesjokes
“
Orang yang sabar melebihi seorang pahlawan, orang yang menguasaidirinya,
melebihi orang yang merebut kota."
—Amsal 16:32—
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1376/Januari/2008
Berapa Lama Sih?!
Seorang yang sedang mabuk naik kereta di Limerick bertanya pada petugas soal lama
perjalanan dari Limerick ke Cork, "Sekitar dua jam," jawab petugas. "Kalau begitu,
berapa lama perjalanan dari Cork ke Limerick?" tanya orang mabuk itu lagi. "Ya sama;
dua jam," jawab petugas itu kesal. "Apa yang membuatmu berpikir kalau perjalanan dari
Limerick ke Cork dan dari Cork ke Limerick itu membutuhkan waktu yang berbeda?"
Orang mabuk itu menatapnya. "Hanya seminggu dari hari Natal ke Tahun Baru, namun
dari Tahun Baru ke hari Natal itu rasanya sangat lama sekali ..., ya kan?! Beda kan?!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Roma+1:22 >
Sumber: Buffaloesjokes
“
Mereka berbuat seolah-olah mereka penuh hikmat, tetapi mereka telah menjadi
bodoh."
—Roma 1:22—
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1377/Januari/2008
Hape Baru
Si Paijo yang udik pergi ke kota karena baru aja panen besar. Dia pengin banget beli
handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hape.
Paijo : Mbak, saya mau beli hape.
Sales : Ini, Mas.
Paijo : Lho, kok gak nyala?
Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas harus beli kartunya dulu.
Ya udah, saya beli kartunya. Kasih nomor cantik ya. (Idih, udik kok ngerti nomor
Paijo :
cantik? -- red.)
Setelah itu pulanglah si Paijo ke kampungnya, tapi dia heran kok hpnya itu gak bisa
dipake. Besoknya ia datangi lagi sales di toko hp itu.
Paijo : Kamu ini gimana, kok hp ini gak bisa dipake di kampung saya?
Sales : O, itu karena di kampung Mas belum ada sinyal.
Lha, situ kok gak bilang kemarin. Ya udah, saya beli sinyalnya sekarang, jualan
Paijo :
kok gak sekalian.
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+27:22 >
Sumber: Buffaloesjokes
potong disini--------------KUIS e-HUMOR 1----------------potong disini
Rasa apa yang tidak manis, tidak asin, dan tidak pahit?
Kirim jawaban Anda ke: humor(at)sabda.org--------------Jawaban yang benar beserta nama Anda akan diumumkan pada edisi kuis e-Humor
selanjutnya. Oleh karena itu, kirim jawaban Anda ke Redaksi e-Humor maksimal lima
hari setelah Anda menerima edisi ini.
Bagi Anda yang memiliki tebak-tebakan untuk dipasang sebagai kuis di e-Humor,
silakan kirim ke: humor(at)sabda.org. Kami tunggu jawaban dan kirimannya, ya ....
Terima kasih banyak!
“
Sekalipun engkau menumbuk orang bodoh dalam lesung,dengan alu bersamasama gandum,kebodohannya tidak akan lenyap dari padanya."
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HUMOR 2008
—Amsal 27:22—
e-humor 1378/Januari/2008
Dear Pembaca e-Humor,
Masih dalam suasana tahun baru. Tentunya ada juga di antara kita yang ngga hanya
memasuki tahun yang baru, tapi hal-hal lain yang juga baru. Bicara soal yang baru-baru,
ada juga sesuatu yang mengundang tawa kita dalam semua yang baru itu; seperti yang
ada di edisi kali ini. Selamat tertawa, ya!?
In Christ,
Pimpinan Redaksi e-Humor,
Dian Pradana
Guru Baru
Ini adalah hari pertama sekolah setelah tahun baru. Semua murid ada di tempat duduk
masing-masing, menunggu guru baru mulai mengajar.
Guru baru itu berdiri dan berkata, "Siapa pun di sini yang berpikir dirinya bodoh, tolong
berdiri."
Semua murid saling lihat, dan akhirnya seorang anak berdiri.
"Menurutmu, kamu bodoh?" tanya guru baru itu.
"Tidak," kata anak itu, "saya cuma kasihan melihat Pak Guru berdiri sendirian."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+10:8 >
Sumber: http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/
“
"Siapa bijak hati, memperhatikan perintah-perintah, tetapi siapa bodoh
”
bicaranya, akan jatuh."
—Amsal 10:8—
16
HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1379/Januari/2008
Bayi Baru
Adik kedua Joni baru saja lahir dan menangis dengan suara yang amat keras.
Dengan agak jengkel karena sedikit iri, Jonny bertanya kepada ayahnya, "Adek itu
datang dari mana sih, Pa?"
"Dia datang dari surga, Jon," kata ayahnya.
Joni berkata, "Ohh ..., pantes ...! Aku ngerti sekarang kenapa dia dibuang dari surga,
suaranya kenceng banget sihh!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Markus+10:15 >
Sumber: http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/
“
Aku berkata kepadamu: Sesungguhnya barangsiapa tidak menyambut Kerajaan
Allah seperti seorang anak kecil, ia tidak akan masuk ke dalamnya."
—Markus 10:15—
17
”
HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1380/Januari/2008
Romo Baru
Seorang romo baru saja ditempatkan di sebuah rumah pastoran baru. Dan untuk
pertama kali dia bertemu dengan seorang pembantu pastoran bernama Inem.
"Romo ..., Romo ..., kamar Romo masih banyak sarang laba-labanya, sebenarnya saya
ingin membersihkan tapi saya sungkan dengan Romo," tegas Bibi Inem.
"Inem ..., rumah ini adalah rumah buat kita semua, tempat ini tidak ada yang perlu
disungkankan, semua ini adalah milik kita bersama!" kata Romo dengan ramah.
Tak lama kemudian, di
2008
Publikasi Humor
Humor merupakan publikasi elektronik yang diterbitkan secara berkala oleh
Yayasan Lembaga SABDA dan menyajikan humor-humor segar yang jauh dari unsur SARA dan
pornografi lengkap dengan ayat-ayat pendukung dari setiap humor
Bundel Tahunan Publikasi Elektronik Humor
http://sabda.org/publikasi/kados
Diterbitkan oleh Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
http://www.ylsa.org
© 2008 Yayasan Lembaga SABDA
HUMOR 2008
Daftar Isi
Daftar Isi ...................................................................................................................... 2
e-humor 1375/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 13
Lihat Bola VS Bantu Istri ..................................................................................................................... 13
e-humor 1376/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 14
Berapa Lama Sih?! .............................................................................................................................. 14
e-humor 1377/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 15
Hape Baru ............................................................................................................................................. 15
e-humor 1378/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 16
Guru Baru .............................................................................................................................................. 16
e-humor 1379/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 17
Bayi Baru ............................................................................................................................................... 17
e-humor 1380/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 18
Romo Baru ............................................................................................................................................ 18
e-humor 1381/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 19
Mobil Baru ............................................................................................................................................. 19
e-humor 1382/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 20
Sepeda Baru ......................................................................................................................................... 20
e-humor 1383/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 21
Pekerjaan Baru ..................................................................................................................................... 21
e-humor 1384/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 23
Lingkungan Baru .................................................................................................................................. 23
e-humor 1385/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 24
Rumah Baru .......................................................................................................................................... 24
e-humor 1386/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 25
Jabatan Baru ......................................................................................................................................... 25
e-humor 1387/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 26
Orang Kaya Baru .................................................................................................................................. 26
e-humor 1388/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 28
Orang Baru ............................................................................................................................................ 28
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1389/Januari/2008 ....................................................................................... 29
Baru Lahir .............................................................................................................................................. 29
e-humor 1390/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 30
Cinta Pandangan Kedua ..................................................................................................................... 30
e-humor 1391/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 31
Surat Cinta Seorang Dokter................................................................................................................ 31
e-humor 1392/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 32
Sama-Sama .......................................................................................................................................... 32
e-humor 1393/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 34
Tanda-Tanda Cinta .............................................................................................................................. 34
e-humor 1394/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 35
Saudara Hewan .................................................................................................................................... 35
e-humor 1395/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 36
Kalau Aku .... ......................................................................................................................................... 36
e-humor 1396/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 37
Cangkir "I Love You" ............................................................................................................................ 37
e-humor 1397/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 38
Dua Kata Saja ....................................................................................................................................... 38
e-humor 1398/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 39
Merenung Dan Bersyukur ................................................................................................................... 39
e-humor 1399/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 40
Lupa Nama Istri .................................................................................................................................... 40
e-humor 1400/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 41
Arti Mimpi ............................................................................................................................................... 41
e-humor 1401/Februari/2008 ...................................................................................... 42
Ciuman Kencan Pertama .................................................................................................................... 42
e Humor Break News: Pembukaan Kursus Baru PESTA: Kursus Pernikahan Kristen Sejati
(PKS) ...................................................................................................................................................... 43
e-humor 1402/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 44
Uang Bukan Segalanya....................................................................................................................... 44
e-humor 1403/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 46
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HUMOR 2008
Uang Ngobrol ........................................................................................................................................ 46
e-humor 1404/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 47
Kuatir Dengan Uang ............................................................................................................................ 47
e-humor 1405/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 51
Tempat Kesembuhan .......................................................................................................................... 51
e-humor 1406/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 52
Kompetisi Yang Sehat ......................................................................................................................... 52
e-humor 1407/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 53
Bibi Yang Sakit ..................................................................................................................................... 53
e Humor Break News: sabda.org dan in-christ.net Pindah Server ............................................... 54
e-humor 1408/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 55
Foto Sekolah ......................................................................................................................................... 55
e-humor 1409/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 56
Hukuman Sekolah ................................................................................................................................ 56
e-humor 1410/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 57
Pertanyaan Sekolah............................................................................................................................. 57
e-humor 1411/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 61
Melamar Pekerjaan .............................................................................................................................. 61
e-humor 1412/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 62
Tunjangan.............................................................................................................................................. 62
e-humor 1413/Maret/2008 .......................................................................................... 63
Jawaban Salah ..................................................................................................................................... 63
e Humor Break News: SABDA Space Teens: Komunitas Blogger Remaja Kristen .................. 64
e-humor 1414/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 65
Gangguan Pendengaran ..................................................................................................................... 65
e-humor 1415/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 66
Pengorbanan ........................................................................................................................................ 66
e-humor 1416/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 67
Enaknya Jadi Wanita ........................................................................................................................... 67
e-humor 1417/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 68
Harga Sebuah Otak ............................................................................................................................. 68
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1418/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 69
Kantong Udara...................................................................................................................................... 69
e-humor 1419/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 70
Jika Saja .... ........................................................................................................................................... 70
e Humor Break News: Lowongan Pekerjaan YLSA -- Editor Dan Penerjemah.......................... 73
e-humor 1420/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 75
Ibu Dan Anak ........................................................................................................................................ 75
e-humor 1421/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 76
50+50 ..................................................................................................................................................... 76
e-humor 1422/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 77
Mana Yang Lebih Hebat...................................................................................................................... 77
e-humor 1423/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 80
Peran Wanita ........................................................................................................................................ 80
e-humor 1424/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 81
Dasar Pria.............................................................................................................................................. 81
e-humor 1425/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 82
Mana Yang Lebih Banyak Bicara ...................................................................................................... 82
e Humor Break News: Lowongan Tenaga Pendidik PESTA ......................................................... 83
e-humor 1426/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 84
Permintaan Yang Sulit ......................................................................................................................... 84
e-humor 1427/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 85
Potong Rambut Versi Wanita Dan Pria............................................................................................. 85
e-humor 1428/April/2008 ............................................................................................ 86
Malaikat Penjaga .................................................................................................................................. 86
e-humor 1429/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 87
Surat Untuk Guru ................................................................................................................................. 87
e-humor 1430/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 88
Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris .................................................................................................................... 88
e-humor 1431/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 89
Guru Tegas ........................................................................................................................................... 89
e-humor 1432/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 93
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HUMOR 2008
Ayah Murid Yang Beruntung .............................................................................................................. 93
e-humor 1433/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 94
Mahasiswa Tak Tahu Diri ................................................................................................................... 94
e-humor 1434/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 95
Percuma Saja ....................................................................................................................................... 95
e Humor Break News: Lowongan Tenaga Pendidik PESTA ......................................................... 96
e-humor 1435/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 97
Menghitung............................................................................................................................................ 97
e-humor 1436/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 98
Jurusan Psikologi ................................................................................................................................. 98
e-humor 1437/Mei/2008 ............................................................................................. 99
Kelas Sastra .......................................................................................................................................... 99
e-humor 1438/Mei/2008 ........................................................................................... 103
Jalan Ke Sekolah ............................................................................................................................... 103
e-humor 1439/Mei/2008 ........................................................................................... 104
Perpustakaan ...................................................................................................................................... 104
e-humor 1440/Mei/2008 ........................................................................................... 105
Alamat E-Mail...................................................................................................................................... 105
e Humor Break News: Publikasi ICW.............................................................................................. 106
e-humor 1441/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 107
Kijang Tiada Duanya ......................................................................................................................... 107
e-humor 1442/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 108
Pilot Panik............................................................................................................................................ 108
e-humor 1443/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 109
Melanggar............................................................................................................................................ 109
e-humor 1444/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 112
Guna Kaki ............................................................................................................................................ 112
e-humor 1445/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 113
Jatuh Dari Kuda .................................................................................................................................. 113
e-humor 1446/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 114
Masalah Kilometer ............................................................................................................................. 114
6
HUMOR 2008
e Humor Break News: Publikasi ICW.............................................................................................. 115
e-humor 1447/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 116
Keselamatan Di Tangan Supir ......................................................................................................... 116
e-humor 1448/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 117
Supir Taksi .......................................................................................................................................... 117
e-humor 1449/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 118
Tabrak Lari .......................................................................................................................................... 118
e-humor 1450/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 122
Pendeta Vs Petugas Parkir............................................................................................................... 122
e-humor 1451/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 123
Kakek Naik Mobil................................................................................................................................ 123
e-humor 1452/Juni/2008 .......................................................................................... 124
Naik Pesawat Pertama Kali .............................................................................................................. 124
e-humor 1453/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 125
Ibu Sang Anjing .................................................................................................................................. 125
e Humor Break News: Jadi dan Bentuklah Seorang Pemimpin .................................................. 126
e-humor 1454/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 127
Museum Dinosaurus .......................................................................................................................... 127
e-humor 1455/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 128
Dikejar Singa ....................................................................................................................................... 128
e-humor 1456/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 133
Anjing Bawa Koran............................................................................................................................. 133
e-humor 1457/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 134
Sepak Bola Gajah .............................................................................................................................. 134
e-humor 1458/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 135
Betet Pintar.......................................................................................................................................... 135
e-humor 1459/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 136
Surat Izin Anjing ................................................................................................................................. 136
e-humor 1460/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 137
Betet Kurang Ajar ............................................................................................................................... 137
e-humor 1461/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 138
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HUMOR 2008
Kura-Kura Adopsi ............................................................................................................................... 138
e-humor 1462/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 141
Anjing Main Kartu ............................................................................................................................... 141
e-humor 1463/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 142
Komitmen Total Seekor Babi ............................................................................................................ 142
e-humor 1464/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 143
Pinguin Jalan-Jalan............................................................................................................................ 143
e Humor Break News: Situs Bio Kristi ............................................................................................. 144
e-humor 1465/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 145
Mangkuk Si Babi................................................................................................................................. 145
e-humor 1466/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 146
Mengajar Anjing Duduk ..................................................................................................................... 146
e-humor 1467/Juli/2008............................................................................................ 147
Ayam Tetangga .................................................................................................................................. 147
e-humor 1468/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 148
Masak ................................................................................................................................................... 148
e-humor 1469/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 149
Tanya Jawab ....................................................................................................................................... 149
e-humor 1470/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 150
Dua Orang Sakit Jiwa ........................................................................................................................ 150
e-humor 1471/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 153
Bodoh ................................................................................................................................................... 153
e-humor 1472/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 155
Tanda Tangan..................................................................................................................................... 155
e-humor 1473/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 156
Pertukaran Pelajar ............................................................................................................................. 156
e-humor 1474/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 157
Pesawat Barang Militer ..................................................................................................................... 157
e-humor 1475/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 158
Menanyai Seorang Angkatan Laut Muda ....................................................................................... 158
e-humor 1476/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 159
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HUMOR 2008
Tes Lapangan ..................................................................................................................................... 159
e-humor 1477/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 163
Laporan ................................................................................................................................................ 163
e-humor 1478/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 164
Sepak Bola Gila .................................................................................................................................. 164
e-humor 1479/Agustus/2008 .................................................................................... 165
Lima Ratus Bebek .............................................................................................................................. 165
e Humor Break News: Situs Bio-Kristi ............................................................................................ 166
e-humor 1480/September/2008 ................................................................................ 167
Mati Mendadak ................................................................................................................................... 167
e-humor 1481/September/2008 ................................................................................ 169
Berita Baik dan Buruk ........................................................................................................................ 169
e-humor 1482/September/2008 ................................................................................ 170
Tiga Neraka ......................................................................................................................................... 170
e-humor 1483/September/2008 ................................................................................ 172
Ingin Dengar Apa? ............................................................................................................................. 172
e-humor 1484/September/2008 ................................................................................ 173
Pergi Ke Mars ..................................................................................................................................... 173
e-humor 1485/September/2008 ................................................................................ 174
Permintaan Terakhir .......................................................................................................................... 174
e-humor 1486/September/2008 ................................................................................ 175
Dua Pemburu ...................................................................................................................................... 175
e-humor 1487/September/2008 ................................................................................ 176
Kata Kunci Surga ............................................................................................................................... 176
e-humor 1488/September/2008 ................................................................................ 177
Surat Warisan ..................................................................................................................................... 177
e-humor 1489/September/2008 ................................................................................ 181
Pemakaman Terbaik .......................................................................................................................... 181
e-humor 1490/September/2008 ................................................................................ 183
Lewat Kuburan.................................................................................................................................... 183
e-humor 1491/September/2008 ................................................................................ 184
9
HUMOR 2008
Surga dan Neraka .............................................................................................................................. 184
e-humor 1492/September/2008 ................................................................................ 185
Pendeta dan Supir Taksi ................................................................................................................... 185
e-humor 1493/September/2008 ................................................................................ 186
Mati Saat Liburan ............................................................................................................................... 186
e-humor 1494/September/2008 ................................................................................ 187
Menjaga Rumah ................................................................................................................................. 187
e-humor 1495/September/2008 ................................................................................ 188
Ada Suara, Tapi Siapa? .................................................................................................................... 188
e-humor 1496/September/2008 ................................................................................ 189
Nomor Baru ......................................................................................................................................... 189
e-humor 1497/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 190
Sedang Sibuk...................................................................................................................................... 190
e-humor 1498/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 193
Jam Berapa Ini? ................................................................................................................................. 193
e-humor 1499/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 194
Ternyata ............................................................................................................................................... 194
e-humor 1500/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 196
PENGACARA SUPER SIBUK.......................................................................................................... 196
e-humor 1501/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 197
Marah dan Jengkel............................................................................................................................. 197
e-humor 1502/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 198
Salah Sambung .................................................................................................................................. 198
e-humor 1503/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 199
Membunuh Melalui Telepon ............................................................................................................. 199
e-humor 1504/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 202
Buang-Buang Waktu.......................................................................................................................... 202
e-humor 1505/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 203
Menghindari Orang ............................................................................................................................ 203
e-humor 1506/Oktober/2008 .................................................................................... 204
Sibuk Semua ....................................................................................................................................... 204
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1507/November/2008 ................................................................................. 205
Menjadi Tentara.................................................................................................................................. 205
e-humor 1508/November/2008 ................................................................................. 206
Prajuri Pemberani .............................................................................................................................. 206
e-humor 1509/November/2008 ................................................................................. 207
MINTA CUTI TIGA HARI ................................................................................................................... 207
e-humor 1510/November/2008 ................................................................................. 210
Bertengkar Dengan Pacar ................................................................................................................ 210
e-humor 1511/November/2008 ................................................................................. 211
Pilihan Makan ..................................................................................................................................... 211
e-humor 1512/November/2008 ................................................................................. 212
Mencuci Rudal .................................................................................................................................... 212
e-humor 1513/November/2008 ................................................................................. 213
Berita Dukacita ................................................................................................................................... 213
e-humor 1514/November/2008 ................................................................................. 214
Pertengkaran Keluarga ..................................................................................................................... 214
e-humor 1515/November/2008 ................................................................................. 215
Bukan Itu.............................................................................................................................................. 215
e-humor 1516/November/2008 ................................................................................. 219
Membersihkan Senapan ................................................................................................................... 219
e-humor 1517/November/2008 ................................................................................. 220
Jadi Tentara Untuk Pensiun ............................................................................................................. 220
e-humor 1518/November/2008 ................................................................................. 221
Tentara Berpakaian Preman ............................................................................................................ 221
e-humor 1519/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 222
Tuhan Memang Tidak Tuli ................................................................................................................ 222
e-humor 1520/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 223
Merry Christmas ................................................................................................................................. 223
e-humor 1521/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 224
Sinterklas = Ayah ............................................................................................................................... 224
e-humor 1522/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 227
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HUMOR 2008
Ke Mana Yesus Saat Natal ............................................................................................................... 227
e-humor 1523/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 229
Tuhan Punya Tangan? ...................................................................................................................... 229
e-humor 1524/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 230
Cape' Deh!........................................................................................................................................... 230
e-humor 1525/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 231
Boleh Judi, Tapi Jangan Curang...................................................................................................... 231
e-humor 1526/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 232
Ingin Bayi Natal................................................................................................................................... 232
e-humor 1527/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 233
Selalu Baju Untuk Natal .................................................................................................................... 233
e-humor 1528/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 236
Penyakit Aneh ..................................................................................................................................... 236
e-humor 1529/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 238
Pemerasan Natal................................................................................................................................ 238
e-humor 1530/Desember/2008 ................................................................................. 239
Ancaman Natal ................................................................................................................................... 239
Publikasi e-Humor 2001 ........................................................................................... 240
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HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1375/Januari/2008
Dear Pembaca e-Humor,
Sebelum ber ha ha hi hi membaca humor-humor awal tahun ini, izinkanlah seluruh kru
e-Humor untuk mengucapkan "Selamat Tahun Baru" untuk Anda semua.
Apakah Anda sudah mulai menjalankan rencana-rencana untuk tahun 2008 ini? Tentu
saja perlu sukacita dan semangat baru untuk menjalankannya. Nah, sambil menyiapkan
semuanya, mari simak sejenak humor-humor yang tersaji kali ini.
Eh iya ..., ada yang baru juga nehhh ...! Jangan lupa untuk menengok kuis di e-Humor,
ya! Mulai tahun ini, kami akan membagikan kuis yang hadir di setiap minggu pertama
dan ketiga. Mari kita saling mengasah keahlian dalam tebak-tebakan. Meski kuis ini
tidak berhadiah, kiranya tidak mengurangi tantangan dan kegembiraan kita semua. Oke,
simak humor dulu yukkk ....
In Christ,
Staf Redaksi e-Humor,
Pipin Kuntami
Lihat Bola VS Bantu Istri
Hari ini adalah awal tahun baru. Saya berencana menghabiskan hari ini untuk menonton
sepak bola. Namun, istriku punya ide lain, dan akhirnya aku harus membantu istriku
menyiapkan makan malam.
Saat semuanya sudah siap, aku menyelinap dan melihat pertandingan bola di televisi.
Beberapa menit kemudian, istriku membawakan secangkir kopi.
"Berapa skornya?" tanyanya.
"Masih kosong-kosong," jawabku.
"Nah kan?!" katanya. "Kamu nggak ketinggalan pertandingannya."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+16:32 >
Sumber: Buffaloesjokes
“
Orang yang sabar melebihi seorang pahlawan, orang yang menguasaidirinya,
melebihi orang yang merebut kota."
—Amsal 16:32—
13
”
HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1376/Januari/2008
Berapa Lama Sih?!
Seorang yang sedang mabuk naik kereta di Limerick bertanya pada petugas soal lama
perjalanan dari Limerick ke Cork, "Sekitar dua jam," jawab petugas. "Kalau begitu,
berapa lama perjalanan dari Cork ke Limerick?" tanya orang mabuk itu lagi. "Ya sama;
dua jam," jawab petugas itu kesal. "Apa yang membuatmu berpikir kalau perjalanan dari
Limerick ke Cork dan dari Cork ke Limerick itu membutuhkan waktu yang berbeda?"
Orang mabuk itu menatapnya. "Hanya seminggu dari hari Natal ke Tahun Baru, namun
dari Tahun Baru ke hari Natal itu rasanya sangat lama sekali ..., ya kan?! Beda kan?!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Roma+1:22 >
Sumber: Buffaloesjokes
“
Mereka berbuat seolah-olah mereka penuh hikmat, tetapi mereka telah menjadi
bodoh."
—Roma 1:22—
14
”
HUMOR 2008
e-humor 1377/Januari/2008
Hape Baru
Si Paijo yang udik pergi ke kota karena baru aja panen besar. Dia pengin banget beli
handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hape.
Paijo : Mbak, saya mau beli hape.
Sales : Ini, Mas.
Paijo : Lho, kok gak nyala?
Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas harus beli kartunya dulu.
Ya udah, saya beli kartunya. Kasih nomor cantik ya. (Idih, udik kok ngerti nomor
Paijo :
cantik? -- red.)
Setelah itu pulanglah si Paijo ke kampungnya, tapi dia heran kok hpnya itu gak bisa
dipake. Besoknya ia datangi lagi sales di toko hp itu.
Paijo : Kamu ini gimana, kok hp ini gak bisa dipake di kampung saya?
Sales : O, itu karena di kampung Mas belum ada sinyal.
Lha, situ kok gak bilang kemarin. Ya udah, saya beli sinyalnya sekarang, jualan
Paijo :
kok gak sekalian.
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+27:22 >
Sumber: Buffaloesjokes
potong disini--------------KUIS e-HUMOR 1----------------potong disini
Rasa apa yang tidak manis, tidak asin, dan tidak pahit?
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hari setelah Anda menerima edisi ini.
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silakan kirim ke: humor(at)sabda.org. Kami tunggu jawaban dan kirimannya, ya ....
Terima kasih banyak!
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Sekalipun engkau menumbuk orang bodoh dalam lesung,dengan alu bersamasama gandum,kebodohannya tidak akan lenyap dari padanya."
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—Amsal 27:22—
e-humor 1378/Januari/2008
Dear Pembaca e-Humor,
Masih dalam suasana tahun baru. Tentunya ada juga di antara kita yang ngga hanya
memasuki tahun yang baru, tapi hal-hal lain yang juga baru. Bicara soal yang baru-baru,
ada juga sesuatu yang mengundang tawa kita dalam semua yang baru itu; seperti yang
ada di edisi kali ini. Selamat tertawa, ya!?
In Christ,
Pimpinan Redaksi e-Humor,
Dian Pradana
Guru Baru
Ini adalah hari pertama sekolah setelah tahun baru. Semua murid ada di tempat duduk
masing-masing, menunggu guru baru mulai mengajar.
Guru baru itu berdiri dan berkata, "Siapa pun di sini yang berpikir dirinya bodoh, tolong
berdiri."
Semua murid saling lihat, dan akhirnya seorang anak berdiri.
"Menurutmu, kamu bodoh?" tanya guru baru itu.
"Tidak," kata anak itu, "saya cuma kasihan melihat Pak Guru berdiri sendirian."
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Amsal+10:8 >
Sumber: http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/
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"Siapa bijak hati, memperhatikan perintah-perintah, tetapi siapa bodoh
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bicaranya, akan jatuh."
—Amsal 10:8—
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e-humor 1379/Januari/2008
Bayi Baru
Adik kedua Joni baru saja lahir dan menangis dengan suara yang amat keras.
Dengan agak jengkel karena sedikit iri, Jonny bertanya kepada ayahnya, "Adek itu
datang dari mana sih, Pa?"
"Dia datang dari surga, Jon," kata ayahnya.
Joni berkata, "Ohh ..., pantes ...! Aku ngerti sekarang kenapa dia dibuang dari surga,
suaranya kenceng banget sihh!"
< http://sabdaweb.sabda.org/?p=Markus+10:15 >
Sumber: http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/
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Aku berkata kepadamu: Sesungguhnya barangsiapa tidak menyambut Kerajaan
Allah seperti seorang anak kecil, ia tidak akan masuk ke dalamnya."
—Markus 10:15—
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e-humor 1380/Januari/2008
Romo Baru
Seorang romo baru saja ditempatkan di sebuah rumah pastoran baru. Dan untuk
pertama kali dia bertemu dengan seorang pembantu pastoran bernama Inem.
"Romo ..., Romo ..., kamar Romo masih banyak sarang laba-labanya, sebenarnya saya
ingin membersihkan tapi saya sungkan dengan Romo," tegas Bibi Inem.
"Inem ..., rumah ini adalah rumah buat kita semua, tempat ini tidak ada yang perlu
disungkankan, semua ini adalah milik kita bersama!" kata Romo dengan ramah.
Tak lama kemudian, di