MAMAN: Look who we have here, Punnoose. Hello again, Jamal. Salim. MAMAN: SALIM: No. Move. Get over there. SALIM: PREM: Who invented the revolver? PREM: I was right. The chi-wallah has done it again Incredible LATIKA: SALIM: I killed Maman. And I’ll kill

21. JAMAL:

Yes. 79

22. PREM: The song ‘Darshan Do Ghansyam’ was written by which famous

Indian poet. Was it A Surdas, B Tulsidas, C Mira Bai, D Kabir. 80

23. JAMAL:

Is this heaven? 88

24. JAMAL: Of course, Madam. Please follow me.

94

25. TOURIST MAN 2:

Is that so? That’s amazing. 106 26. TOURIST WOMAN 2: You okay? 107

27. PREM: On an American one hundred dollar bill there is a portrait of which

American statesman? A George Washington, B Franklin Roosevelt, C Benjamin Franklin, D Abraham Lincoln. 110

28. PREM:

Pay or play, Jamal? You decide. 111 29. PREM: Jamal, get a lot of hundred dollar bills in your line of work? 114

30. JAMAL: The minimum tip for my services.

115 31. PREM: Ohh... Now I know why my cell phone bills are so high. They tip the chi-wallah in hundred dollar bills 116

32. JAMAL:

I’ve heard of him. 124

33. MAMAN: Look who we have here, Punnoose. Hello again, Jamal. Salim.

Never forget a face. Especially one that I own. 130

34. MAMAN:

Please continue, Master-ji. 132

35. SALIM: No. Move. Get over there.

134

36. SALIM:

Money. 136 37. PREM: Who invented the revolver? 141

38. PREM: I was right. The chi-wallah has done it again Incredible

147

39. LATIKA:

You’re a sweet boy, Jamal. 154

40. SALIM: I killed Maman. And I’ll kill you too. Easy.

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41. JAVED:

Good. 159

42. JAVED: My enemy’s enemy is my friend. Come in, my friend.

160

43. LATIKA: Salim, please-

170

44. SALIM:

I am number one, now. 172

45. JAMAL: The most beautiful woman in the world.

181

46. CONSTABLE SRINIVAS:

He means a bitch from the slum. 182

47. TEACHER: Thank you, Jamal.

193

48. JAMAL: Dave.

200

49. OPERATOR:

Hallo. I’d like to be a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. 205

50. OPERATOR:

Bloody bastard. I never get it. 206 51. OPERATOR: How the hell do you know that? 208 52. PREM: Cambridge Circus is not in Cambridge? Dare I ask why? 210

53. PREM:

Getting hot in here, isn’t it? 215 54. JAMAL: Are you nervous? 216

55. JAMAL:

Oh. Yes. Sorry. 218

56. PREM: A few hours ago, you were fetching tea for the phone-wallahs. And