JAMAL: Blind singers earn double. You know that. INSPECTOR: What happened to the girl? They blinded her, too? JAMAL SALIM: You’re not dead, Jamal. JAMAL: JAMAL: Some hotel, huh? TOURIST WOMAN 1: Please, what time is the next tour? TOURIST WOMAN 1: JAMAL:

30. PREM:

Put the poor man out of his misery, Ladies and Gentlemen. 55

31. INSPECTOR: My five-year-old daughter can answer that question. But, you

couldn’t. That’s strange for a millionaire genius. What happened? Your accomplice nip out for a piss? 56

32. CONSTABLE SRINIVAS: The Inspector is asking something.

57

33. JAMAL:

How much is panipuri at Harish’s stall on Chowpatty? 58 34. INSPECTOR: What? 59 35. JAMAL: Panipuri. One plate. How much? 60

36. CONSTABLE SRINIVAS:

Ten rupees. 61

37. JAMAL: Wrong. Fifteen since Divali.

62

38. JAMAL:

Who stole Constable Varma’s bicycle outside Santa Cruz Station last Thursday? 63 39. INSPECTOR: You know who that was? 64

40. JAMAL:

Everyone in Juhu knows that. Even five year-olds. 65

41. JAMAL: I wake up every morning wishing I didn’t know the answer to that

question? If it wasn’t for Rama and Allah, I would still have a mother. 68 42. PREM: Final answer? 70

43. PREM: Our contestant, Jamal Malik, call centre assistant from Mumbai, is

on sixteen thousand rupees and has already used one lifeline: Ask the Audience. 77

44. PREM:

Surdas? Is that your final answer? 82

45. JAMAL: Blind singers earn double. You know that.

85 46. INSPECTOR: What happened to the girl? They blinded her, too? 86

47. JAMAL

: They had other plans. Though it took me a long time to find out. 87

48. SALIM: You’re not dead, Jamal.

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49. JAMAL:

So what’s it? 90 50. JAMAL: Some hotel, huh? 91 51. TOURIST WOMAN 1: Please, what time is the next tour? 92

52. TOURIST WOMAN 1:

We’re on a very tight schedule, you see. Have to see the Red Fort this afternoon. Would it be possible to show us around now? Obviously we understand it would cost more for just the two of us. 93

53. JAMAL: The Taj Mahal was built by the Emperor Khurram for his wife

Mumtaz who was maximum beautiful woman in the world. When she died, the Emperor decided to build this five star hotel for everyone who like to visit her tomb but, he died in fifteen eighty-seven, before any of the rooms were built. Or the lifts. The swimming pool as you can see was completed on schedule in top class fashion. 95

54. TOURIST WOMAN 1: It says nothing of this in the guide book.