JAMAL: Maximum pile-up. TOURIST MAN 1: JAMAL: Exactly, Sir. She was on the way to the hospital when it JAMAL: TOURIST WOMAN 2: Well, here’s a bit of the real America, son. VISION MIXER: PREM: You gonna paly? JAMAL: I think I had answered. PREM: JAMAL: I d

49. JAMAL:

So what’s it? 90 50. JAMAL: Some hotel, huh? 91 51. TOURIST WOMAN 1: Please, what time is the next tour? 92

52. TOURIST WOMAN 1:

We’re on a very tight schedule, you see. Have to see the Red Fort this afternoon. Would it be possible to show us around now? Obviously we understand it would cost more for just the two of us. 93

53. JAMAL: The Taj Mahal was built by the Emperor Khurram for his wife

Mumtaz who was maximum beautiful woman in the world. When she died, the Emperor decided to build this five star hotel for everyone who like to visit her tomb but, he died in fifteen eighty-seven, before any of the rooms were built. Or the lifts. The swimming pool as you can see was completed on schedule in top class fashion. 95

54. TOURIST WOMAN 1: It says nothing of this in the guide book.

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55. JAMAL:

The guide book is written by a bunch of lazy, good-for-nothing, Indian beggars. 97

56. JAMAL:

And this, Lady and Gentleman, is the burial place of Mumtaz. 98 57. TOURIST WOMAN 1: How did she die? 99

58. JAMAL: A road traffic accident.

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59. TOURIST WOMAN 1:

Really? 101

60. JAMAL: Maximum pile-up.

102

61. TOURIST MAN 1:

I thought she died in child-birth. 103

62. JAMAL: Exactly, Sir. She was on the way to the hospital when it

happened. 104 Universitas Sumatera Utara

63. JAMAL:

This Mister David, is the biggest dhobi ghatbin the whole of India. They say that every man in Uttar Pradesh is wearing a kurta that has been washed here at least one time. 105 64. JAMAL: You wanted to see the ‘real India’, Mister David. Here it is. 108

65. TOURIST WOMAN 2: Well, here’s a bit of the real America, son.

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66. VISION MIXER:

No, he’s going to play with him, first. 113 67. PREM: You gonna paly? 118

68. JAMAL: I think I had answered.

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69. PREM:

Yes, you answer C. 120

70. JAMAL: I don’t know.

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71. INSPECTOR:

It’s Gandhi-ji 123

72. JAMAL: Look. They didn’t ask me that question. I don’t know why. Ask