542 DEAR HACKER

542 DEAR HACKER

Dear 2600: Hi. I’m an 11-year-old boy in Sweden. I’ve heard about a new hacker

that calls himself Zero Cool. He’s also 11. His father is from Kosovo and now he’s at war with some other Albanian hackers: Dr.Go, @ nti-Viru!$, Matrix, Unicracker, and Granit.

Dr.Go is 15-16 years old, he’s the only one of these crackers who’s got

a heart. His friend is @nti-Viru!$, he cracked an FBI page a few days ago, he used to be friend with Matrix but then they became enemies, and he’s about 180 cm.

@nti-Viru!$ is also 15-16 years old, he’s the one who has the coldest heart, he made Matrix’s nose get bloody — haha it’s really funny. I can tell you about it in the end. He’s about 164 cm.

Matrix got his nose bloody from @nti-Viru!$, he used to be friends with Dr.Go but it didn’t get so good. He’s about 180 cm and he’s friend’s with Unicracker. Matrix is ranked Number One on the hacker list in Kosovo.

I don’t have any info on Unicracker. Zero Cool is 11 years old, he’s 163 cm., and lives somewhere in

Sweden. Here is the story about @nti-Viru!$, Dr.Go, Matrix, and Matrix’s

little brother: @nti-Viru!$ gave a lollipop to Matrix’s little brother and his phone to record when they beat up his brother. (Matrix’s little brother is 11-12 years old.) @nti-Viru!$ hit Matrix with his fist and broke his glasses and then Matrix started bleeding from the nose and Matrix’s little brother looked at them with confused and surprised eyes. Then @nti-Viru!$ looked at Dr.Go and said, “What the hell are you doing?” (they are really just speaking Albanian at the time) and

he kept saying, “Why did you hit him?” Then @nti-Viru!$ kicked him and Matrix started running and @nti-Viru!$ and Dr.Go ran after him (also Matrix’s little brother). Then when Matrix was about to go into his big house (first he had to pass the gate to come to the yard), @ nti-viru!$ kicked him in the ass, then Matrix let his little brother go in and they started swearing at each other (Matrix on one side of the gate and @nti-viru!$ on the other). Then Matrix started with, “I f*cked your mum, I f*cked you up.” Then @nti-viru!$ said, “Well come out

STRANGE RAMBLINGS

then!” Then Matrix said, “No way, I’m never going outside again.” Then Matrix turned to his little brother and started swearing at him and at his lollipop like: “You and your f*cking lollipop!”

Cracker Spion Well, there’s at least one book here and without doubt a major motion picture as well.

It’s clear to see what makes these people the talented hackers that they are. Why can’t the rest of the world understand this? We hope in the next installment to find out why Zero Cool went to war and who the hell Granit is. Truly fascinating stuff.

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