540 DEAR HACKER

540 DEAR HACKER

Dear 2600: Stop your inresponsible word! Tibet is, was and always a part of

China, that no doubt of it, please stop your ignorant words if you know nothing of China. China is a beautiful, great country, welcome to China to see every thing with your own eyes and get your own conclusion. We can’t tolerance someone split our country, we can fight to the death!

indiana _ lau How about you go and fight to the death and we can try and figure out just what in

hell you’re going on about and why you think it has anything at all to do with us. e

Dear 2600: hack the election and overthrow the shadow systems rigging of elec-

tions that have been farced for the last 70 years. those that have elected all of our presidents. i know, and i have been witness to the last few. you need to start everyone on electing a small party candidate (the system needs to be hacked). the red and blue are truly connected. do not let the corporations and special interest and all of americas other evils select who runs your country. and do not let them rig another election with equipment that you wouldn’t let your grandmother use. do not try to trace this message. i have ghosted an aol account.

my apologies for not signing please heed my advice thank you

[Anonymous]

Anyone who can ghost an AOL account clearly knows what they’re talking about. The hackers of the world will take this solemn duty most seriously.

STRANGE RAMBLINGS

Dear 2600: good day i hacked www.yahoo.com it was not mafia boy aim a mus-

lim i leave in the netherlands city: heerhugowaard aim now a good Muslim you can believe me or not but i really dit it but mafia boy was a friend of me we here little kids do bad thing who don’t no really that time what we doing you most now i have hacked his school with netbus but oke i don’t lie believe me so that was my story now i don’t hack any more

why i don’t tell it before i don’t no i was just a little kid 13 years old now aim 19

Swinger We can only wonder what a letter from you when you were 13 would have looked

like. Thanks for all of the identifying information (including your phone number) that you sent us, but we think it’s utter nonsense. That’s right, we don’t believe you could hack a typewriter, much less Yahoo. Of course, if you were really good you’d hack Google or maybe even the government. But we don’t think you’ve got what it takes. No skills whatsoever. Of course, if we were wrong, we’d sure look stupid and you’d look totally awesome. But we’re not. We’re right and you’re lame.

This should be fun.

Dear 2600:

I feel kinda bad. I am a homeless hacker and I have been reading your mag since I was building desktops out of the dumpster. I love your mag, great content. I only wish I didn’t have to steal it to read it. I guess I could just read it online, but there’s nothing like a new copy. I’m addicted!

Homeless Hacker Well, as an addict, you should realize the importance of paying for your next fix.